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13 <h1>Absolute Truths Which Cannot Be Denied</h1>
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21 <li>Everyone is depressed. It is a normal state of being. Take your
22 pills.</li>
23 <li>Most children have ADHD. Give them their pills; if you don't they
24 will never learn anything.</li>
25 <li>You must have a career
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27 <ul>
28 <li>Not being employed will make you poor</li>
29 <li>The point of the University is to attain job skills</li>
30 </ul></li>
31 <li>Not owning a car will make you a social pariah</li>
32 <li>Music is background noise and nothing more
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35 <li>Songs which discuss topics other than love, lust, and loneliness
36 are not good</li>
37 <li>Heavy metal contains the message of Satan and will corrupt your
38 children</li>
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40 <li>The NYTimes best seller list consists of the best books written today
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43 <li>Literature produced today is better than any ever written before
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46 <li>Therefore literature written before 1900 is a waste of time</li>
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49 <li>Logic is for cold and unfeeling people
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52 <li>Good arguments are based on emotion</li>
53 <li>The axioms of logic cannot be proven, and we must therefore
54 abandon logic as an anachronism of times long past</li>
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56 <li>The individual should serve the state</li>
57 <li>Average people are incapable of teaching themselves much</li>
58 <li>Ethanol will enable us to continue consuming energy as we do now</li>
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86 <p class="cke-footer">unknownlamer: you cannot both me in the state of sin and grace
87 simultaneously
88 Tony: sure you can, sex while figure skating is pretty sinfully
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