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-Baron Hausmann: like caring
-Baron Hausmann: and cleanliness
+<p class="cke-footer"><ascii_phil> There once was a man named Bertold
+<ascii_phil> Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
+<ascii_phil> As he reached for his cup...
+<ascii_phil> "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
+<ascii_phil> Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
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+<p class="cke-footer">Mike: I WAS NOT MICROWAVED.
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+unnatural lusts can never be sated, Dr. Larkey declined to
+comment, noting that "corporations have the rights of personhood
+in this country" and that "it is not my place to criticize the
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-<p class="cke-footer"> To Wise Man's Son and Wednesday's Child all is white that is not black
- They dance in symbiotic deadlock; one step forward two steps back
- Playing karmic snakes and ladders (All your sins will find you out)
- When all your gains are lost in vain on cosmic wings and roundabouts
+<p class="cke-footer">Leebert: You don't listen to music.
+Leebert: You listen to the audio equivalent of /dev/urandom
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-<p class="cke-footer"><Morty_md> My mind boggled.
-* tim_m shakes morty's mind, hoping for a different combination of letters
-<Morty_md> Sometimes my mind yahtzees instead.
+<p class="cke-footer"><emag> http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38722/
+<Leebert> emag: I don't see any other source claiming she's dead,
+ just collapsed.
+<tim_m> what's wrong with et online?
+<ascii_phil> It keeps trying to use Skype to phone home.
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-<p class="cke-footer">Jessie: but today i was a nerd
-Jessie: i even read slashdot.
+<p class="cke-footer">And did those feet in ancient times
+Walk bare upon these lonely streets like mine?
+Does God watch us from that penthouse high above
+His children down below who live on air and love?
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-As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
-To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.
+<p class="cke-footer">Jessie: but today i was a nerd
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+<p class="cke-footer">Baron Hausmann: I hate like...
+Baron Hausmann: suburban punks
+Baron Hausmann: because they try to add things that should never be a part of punk
+Baron Hausmann: like caring
+Baron Hausmann: and cleanliness
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<dd>
<dl>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec2">Slavery</a>
+<a href="#sec2">Yeast Ranching</a>
</dt>
<dt>
<a href="#sec3">Pita</a>
<a href="#sec9">Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</a>
</dt>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec10">Light Fare</a>
+<a href="#sec10">Things That Go Into Other Things</a>
+</dt>
+<dt>
+<a href="#sec11">Light Fare</a>
</dt>
</dl>
</div>
Bread</h2>
<h3><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
-Slavery</h3>
+Yeast Ranching</h3>
-<p class="first">Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and enslave wild yeast
+<p class="first">Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and capture wild yeast
in a jar. It is actually <a href="http://www.io.com/~sjohn/sour.htm">pretty damn easy</a>. I used the method mentioned
in the former link, but added a bit of <em>science</em> (or—I've kept a beer
yeast starter before). I used my giant bottle of Iodophor to sanitize
-the jar in which the yeast were to live (just to kill any natives; I
-rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
+the jar in which the yeast were to live (starting with a clean slate;
+I rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
utensils), made sure the water used for feeding was at about 90°F, and
fed the starter a tablespoon of dry malt extract (maltose being to
-yeast what fast food is to a fat American) and a quarter teaspoon of
+yeast what fast food is to an American) and a quarter teaspoon of
lemon juice (just to slightly acidify the initial mix and make the
yeasties new home a bit more hospitable to only them at first) for the
first two days. This resulted in a bubbly and happy starter on the
<h2><a name="sec10" id="sec10"></a>
+Things That Go Into Other Things</h2>
+
+<ul>
+<li><a href="Roasted%20Garlic.html">Roasted Garlic</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+
+<h2><a name="sec11" id="sec11"></a>
Light Fare</h2>
<ul>
</a>
</p>
-<p class="cke-footer"><Sonarman> WHAT??!??! you don't want to attend my roundtable on
- neomarxist deconstruction schemes for modern
- capitalism? YOU'RE PROPPING UP THE SYSTEM, PIG.
-<Sonarman> brb latte
+<p class="cke-footer">Baron Hausmann: I hate like...
+Baron Hausmann: suburban punks
+Baron Hausmann: because they try to add things that should never be a part of punk
+Baron Hausmann: like caring
+Baron Hausmann: and cleanliness
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<dl>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec1">Ingredients</a>
+<a href="#sec1">A Warning From the Future</a>
+</dt>
+<dt>
+<a href="#sec2">Ingredients</a>
</dt>
<dd>
<dl>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec2">Common</a>
+<a href="#sec3">Common</a>
</dt>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec3">Super Hot</a>
+<a href="#sec4">Super Hot</a>
</dt>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec4">Edible and Tasty</a>
+<a href="#sec5">Edible and Tasty</a>
</dt>
</dl>
</dd>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec5">Directions</a>
+<a href="#sec6">Directions</a>
</dt>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec6">Dear God Why</a>
+<a href="#sec7">Dear God Why</a>
</dt>
<dd>
<dl>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec7">A Justification for the Mild Variant</a>
+<a href="#sec8">A Justification for the Mild Variant</a>
</dt>
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<!-- Page published by Emacs Muse begins here --><h2><a name="sec1" id="sec1"></a>
+A Warning From the Future</h2>
+
+<p class="first">I made this recipe very, very long ago. I didn't calculate the correct
+amount of vinegar needed to make it shelf stable, so it probably
+isn't. Reader beware.</p>
+
+<p>I'll probably update this in Fall 2020 as I'll have a garden again for
+the first time in a few years, and should be making some hot sauce
+with the hot peppers left at the end of the season.</p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
Ingredients</h2>
-<h3><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
+<h3><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
Common</h3>
<ul>
<li>1/3 cup apple cider vinegar</li>
<li>3 tbsp molasses</li>
<li>1 1/2 tbsp cumin</li>
-<li>1 tsp koshering or sea salt</li>
+<li>1 tsp sea salt</li>
<li>1 tbsp paprika</li>
</ul>
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+<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
Super Hot</h3>
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-<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
+<h3><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
Edible and Tasty</h3>
<ul>
-<h2><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
+<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
Directions</h2>
<ol>
</ol>
-<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
+<h2><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
Dear God Why</h2>
<p class="first">The year was 2010. The season was summer. The location a pot garden. A
ridiculous numbers of peppers, and so something had to be done with
them after the family grew sick of spicy foods every night.</p>
-<h3><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
+<h3><a name="sec8" id="sec8"></a>
A Justification for the Mild Variant</h3>
<p class="first">The initial super hot sauce proved to be tasty for a moment and then
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+<p class="cke-footer">And did those feet in ancient times
+Walk bare upon these lonely streets like mine?
+Does God watch us from that penthouse high above
+His children down below who live on air and love?
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Ingredients</h2>
<ul>
-<li>1 cup dried chick peas (or two cans)</li>
+<li>1 cup dried chick peas (or two cans; if using cans, try to find "no
+salt added" to avoid making things too salty)</li>
<li>1/4 cup liquid from chick peas (or vegetable stock)</li>
-<li>8 cloves of <a href="Roasted%20Garlic.html">Roasted Garlic</a></li>
-<li>Medium red bell pepper</li>
+<li>8 cloves (one head) of <a href="Roasted%20Garlic.html">Roasted Garlic</a></li>
+<li>Medium red bell pepper, roasted</li>
<li>2 tsp paprika</li>
-<li>5 tbsp lemon juice (fresh if possible)</li>
-<li>2 tbsp olive oil (middle eastern if possible; the cultivars taste
-different!)</li>
+<li>1 tsp ground cumin</li>
+<li>1/2 tsp table salt</li>
+<li>5 tbsp (~1 lemon) fresh lemon juice</li>
+<li>2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil (if you can get your hands on it,
+<a href="http://www.palestineoliveoil.org/">Holy Land</a> is great)</li>
<li>5 tbsp tahini</li>
-<li>1/2 tsp kosher salt</li>
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-<p class="first">Scorch the skin off of the bell pepper over flame or under a broiler,
-and then <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20130527144021/http://www.ochef.com/158.htm">roast the pepper</a>:</p>
+<p class="first">Scorch the skin off of the bell pepper over flame or under a broiler
+(optional — I leave the skins on and notice no difference), and then
+<a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20130527144021/http://www.ochef.com/158.htm">roast the pepper</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p class="quoted">To roast the pepper, put the cut pieces in a baking dish with a
little oil and pop it into a 400°F (205°C) oven, until the pieces
-are tender and slightly browned, about 25 to 30 minutes.</p>
+are tender and slightly browned, about 35 minutes.</p>
</blockquote>
+<p>Conveniently, this is the same temperature garlic is roasted at, so
+you can roast both at the same time.</p>
+
<h3><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
And Now for the Actual Hummus</h3>
<ol>
-<li>Prepare the beans (or be lame and use canned beans)</li>
-<li>Throw everything together in a blender or food processor and blend
-until it is smooth</li>
-<li>Put whatever frilly garnish to make it look better on it if you must</li>
-<li>Take to a gathering of some sort</li>
-<li>Goodbye hummus</li>
+<li>Prepare the beans (or open canned beans)</li>
+<li>Add beans, roasted garlic, and chickpea water to food process work
+bowl and process for two minutes</li>
+<li>Add lemon juice; process for one minute</li>
+<li>Add tahini, roasted bell pepper, salt, cumin, and paprika; process
+for one minute</li>
+<li>Drizzle olive oil in while processing for three minutes.</li>
+<li>Garish if you desire (minced garlic, capers, coarsely ground black
+pepper, and olive oil for example)</li>
+<li>Take to a gathering of some sort.</li>
+<li>Watch the hummus evaporate.</li>
</ol>
beans the night before. My strange friend came to the rescue with the
equivalent amount of home prepared white beans and it was a good
substitute (slightly different flavor, but the spices here really
-dominate). I used the water from boiling the dried tomatoes as there
-was no fresh chickpea water on hand and it was delightful.</p>
+dominate). I used water from boiling dried tomatoes (slightly
+different recipe) as there was no fresh chickpea water on hand and it
+was delightful.</p>
<p>I've used cheap blenders, decent food processors, and a
super-expensive blender to make this. It comes out about the same each
-time. Just blend everything together at a moderate speed until it is
-whatever you consider reasonable smooth.</p>
+time. You can just blend everything together at a moderate speed until
+it is whatever you consider reasonable smooth, but processing in steps
+with a good food processor results in a slightly better texture.</p>
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+<p class="cke-footer"><emag> http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38722/
+<Leebert> emag: I don't see any other source claiming she's dead,
+ just collapsed.
+<tim_m> what's wrong with et online?
+<ascii_phil> It keeps trying to use Skype to phone home.
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+<p class="cke-footer">Leebert: You don't listen to music.
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+<p class="cke-footer"><emag> http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38722/
+<Leebert> emag: I don't see any other source claiming she's dead,
+ just collapsed.
+<tim_m> what's wrong with et online?
+<ascii_phil> It keeps trying to use Skype to phone home.
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- the year's first nasal spray overdose fatality.
+<p class="cke-footer">The body bags and little rags of children torn in two,
+And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you
+As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
+To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.
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+<Sonarman> brb latte
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-<ascii_phil> "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
-<ascii_phil> Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
+<p class="cke-footer">If nothing in the world can change our children will inherit nothing
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-<Leebert> emag: I don't see any other source claiming she's dead,
- just collapsed.
-<tim_m> what's wrong with et online?
-<ascii_phil> It keeps trying to use Skype to phone home.
+<p class="cke-footer"><Sonarman> WHAT??!??! you don't want to attend my roundtable on
+ neomarxist deconstruction schemes for modern
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+<Sonarman> brb latte
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-<p class="cke-footer"> Ruled by the ebb of my oceans
- Slaves to the dusk and the dawn
- Your petri dish civilisations
- Are buried and born
+<p class="cke-footer">Leebert: You don't listen to music.
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-<p class="cke-footer"> To Wise Man's Son and Wednesday's Child all is white that is not black
- They dance in symbiotic deadlock; one step forward two steps back
- Playing karmic snakes and ladders (All your sins will find you out)
- When all your gains are lost in vain on cosmic wings and roundabouts
+<p class="cke-footer"> It's no contest, but we still race there
+ Like the saintly tortoise and the godless hare
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+<p class="cke-footer"><ascii_phil> There once was a man named Bertold
+<ascii_phil> Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
+<ascii_phil> As he reached for his cup...
+<ascii_phil> "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
+<ascii_phil> Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
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-<ascii_phil> Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
-<ascii_phil> As he reached for his cup...
-<ascii_phil> "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
-<ascii_phil> Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
+<p class="cke-footer"> It's no contest, but we still race there
+ Like the saintly tortoise and the godless hare
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- When all your gains are lost in vain on cosmic wings and roundabouts
+<p class="cke-footer"><emag> http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38722/
+<Leebert> emag: I don't see any other source claiming she's dead,
+ just collapsed.
+<tim_m> what's wrong with et online?
+<ascii_phil> It keeps trying to use Skype to phone home.
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<ul>
<li>1 or 2 heads of garlic</li>
-<li>A tablespoon or so of olive oil</li>
+<li>Two tablespoons of olive oil</li>
</ul>
Directions</h2>
<ol>
+<li>Preheat oven to 400°F</li>
<li>Separate the cloves of the garlic heads; leave the skin on the
individual cloves (only removing lose bits of skin).</li>
<li>Put onto a piece of aluminum foil and throw a tablesoon of olive
oil on top of the cloves.</li>
<li>Rub the olive oil over the cloves</li>
-<li>Turn the foil into a pouch and throw in the oven at 250°F for an hour</li>
+<li>Turn the foil into a pouch and roast in a preheated 400°F oven for
+an hour</li>
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<h2><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
Notes</h2>
-<p class="first">The roasted garlic bits seem to keep tolerably in the fridge for a day
-or two so there isn't really any reason to roast less than a full head
-of garlic. Obviously you can throw some spices in if you want, but I
+<p class="first">The roasted garlic bits keep for a few days in the fridge so there
+isn't really any reason to roast less than a full head of
+garlic. Obviously you can throw some spices in if you want, but I
usually just roast the garlic because I use it in heavily spiced
things anyway. Don't try to roast more than two heads worth of cloves
in a bunch, but naturally you can throw a bunch of pouches into the
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-<p class="cke-footer">Lindsay (Carlton): should i eat more post its
+<p class="cke-footer">Mike: I WAS NOT MICROWAVED.
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-<p class="cke-footer">"Karen loved animals. Unfortunately the cheetahs betrayed her trust,"
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+<p class="cke-footer">Lindsay (Carlton): should i eat more post its
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-<p class="cke-footer"> To Wise Man's Son and Wednesday's Child all is white that is not black
- They dance in symbiotic deadlock; one step forward two steps back
- Playing karmic snakes and ladders (All your sins will find you out)
- When all your gains are lost in vain on cosmic wings and roundabouts
+<p class="cke-footer">No, there's nothing here about X, so be quiet.
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-<p class="cke-footer">Jessie: i thought your beard took the oxygen from the air and made it
- breathable for you
+<p class="cke-footer">No, there's nothing here about X, so be quiet.
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-<p class="cke-footer">* jeffcovey becomes too groggy to read the directions and becomes
- the year's first nasal spray overdose fatality.
+<p class="cke-footer">"Karen loved animals. Unfortunately the cheetahs betrayed her trust,"
+Libot said.
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-<p class="cke-footer">Leebert: You don't listen to music.
-Leebert: You listen to the audio equivalent of /dev/urandom
+<p class="cke-footer"> It's no contest, but we still race there
+ Like the saintly tortoise and the godless hare
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-<p class="cke-footer"><captain_krunk> ntk is currently using "telnet fyodor 25" to send email
+<p class="cke-footer">And did those feet in ancient times
+Walk bare upon these lonely streets like mine?
+Does God watch us from that penthouse high above
+His children down below who live on air and love?
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-<p class="cke-footer">Mike: I WAS NOT MICROWAVED.
+<p class="cke-footer">* jeffcovey becomes too groggy to read the directions and becomes
+ the year's first nasal spray overdose fatality.
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-<p class="cke-footer"><emag> http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38722/
-<Leebert> emag: I don't see any other source claiming she's dead,
- just collapsed.
-<tim_m> what's wrong with et online?
-<ascii_phil> It keeps trying to use Skype to phone home.
+<p class="cke-footer">'Asked whether it is a good thing that the course of our
+civilization being largely directed by gigantic immortal,
+belligerent, unsleeping multiheaded tax-avoiding parakeets whose
+unnatural lusts can never be sated, Dr. Larkey declined to
+comment, noting that "corporations have the rights of personhood
+in this country" and that "it is not my place to criticize the
+law".'
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