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  16     <h1>Habanero Hot Sauce</h1>
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  20 <a href="#sec1">Ingredients</a>
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  23 <a href="#sec2">Directions</a>
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  26 <a href="#sec3">Dear God Why</a>
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  33 Ingredients</h2>
  34
  35 <ul>
  36 <li>15ish Fresh Habaneros</li>
  37 <li>1 Mango</li>
  38 <li>1/4 cup apple cider vinegar</li>
  39 <li>3 tbsp molasses</li>
  40 <li>1 tbsp cumin</li>
  41 <li>1 tsp koshering or sea salt</li>
  42 <li>1 tbsp cayenne pepper</li>
  43 <li>1 tbsp paprika</li>
  44 </ul>
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  48 Directions</h2>
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  50 <ol>
  51 <li>Put on gloves and perhaps a respirator and goggles to avoid <em>death
  52 by capsaicin</em></li>
  53 <li>Peel and pit the Mango (naturally)</li>
  54 <li>Place everything into a food processor</li>
  55 <li>Whir about until it turns into some kind of paste (60ish seconds
  56 seems fine)</li>
  57 <li>Transfer to a pan, cover, and simmer for around five minutes</li>
  58 <li>Store in a jar and refrigerate</li>
  59 <li>Destroy your tastebuds</li>
  60 </ol>
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  64 Dear God Why</h2>
  65
  66 <p class="first">The year was 2010. The season was summer. The location a pot garden. A
  67 bell pepper seedling died a few weeks into the growing season owing to
  68 being weak or perhaps poorly taken care of. To avoid wasting the soil
  69 and pot a package of habanero seedlings was procured; one was to be
  70 planted and the other two given away, but no one came through on their
  71 offer to adopt the plants. Thus the garden ended up with three
  72 habanero plants. It is a little known fact that habaneros produce
  73 ridiculous numbers of peppers, and so something had to be done with
  74 them after the family grew sick of spicy foods every night.</p>
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 103 <p class="cke-footer">Lindsay (Carlton): nighttime baker! sounds a little iffy
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 105 <p class="cke-timestamp">Last Modified:
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