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16 <h1>The Home of Your Friendly Neighborhood Terrorist
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20 <a href=
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25 <a href=
"#sec2">Boring Technical Stuff (I Know I Know, You're Probably Here for This)
</a>
28 <a href=
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31 <a href=
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34 <a href=
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39 <a href=
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42 <a href=
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47 <a href=
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50 <a href=
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53 <a href=
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56 <a href=
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59 <a href=
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62 <a href=
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65 <a href=
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73 <!-- Page published by Emacs Muse begins here --><p>Greetings, my name is Clinton and you have stumbled upon my personal
74 website. This is a continually evolving project as most things on the
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81 Boring Technical Stuff (I Know I Know, You're Probably Here for This)
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84 <li><a href=
"Code.html">Code
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85 <li><a href=
"Lisp.html">Lisp Stuff
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86 <li><a href=
"Android.html">Android
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91 Perhaps Interesting
</h3>
94 <li><a href=
"Cooking.html">Cooking
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95 <li><a href=
"Homebrewing.html">Homebrewing
</a></li>
96 <li><a href=
"Book%20List.html">Things I Have Read
</a></li>
100 <h3><em><a name=
"sec4" id=
"sec4"></a>Et cetera
</em></h3>
103 <li><a href=
"Imagery.html">Imagery
</a></li>
104 <li><a href=
"Politics.html">Political and Social Views
</a></li>
105 <li><a href=
"Music.html">Music
</a></li>
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110 Unabashed Navel Gazing
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113 <li><a href=
"Bicycle.html">Bicycle
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114 <li><a href=
"Kilt.html">Kilt
</a></li>
115 <li><a href=
"Maytag.html">Cat
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123 <p class=
"first">I keep a
<a href=
"http://journal.unknownlamer.org/">journal
</a> where I used to send ideas out into the Ether before
124 reformulating them into coherent essays for the site sitting before
125 you, occasionally interspersed with commentary on my mundane daily
126 existence. As livejournal has sold out almost all of their former
127 ideals I no longer use this, but will eventually set up a weblogging
130 <p><a href=
"http://unknownlamer.org/index.1999_2006.html">The Old Site
</a> is still available. Links to pages there will remain
131 stable indefinitely so as to not break the Holy Command of Our Sovran
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136 About Me / Contact
</h2>
138 <p class=
"first">I am a mild mannered hacker and metalhead.
</p>
140 <p>I welcome criticism and suggestions to improve anything I have
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146 <p><a href=
"email-key.asc">BCE8 C667
7CD2
7139 735C
2F99 DB28 E55B
381E
3395</a> General use key. I
147 sign my mail with this and you can send me encrypted messages using it
148 if you fear the orbital mind control lasers.
</p>
150 <p><a href=
"software-signing-key.asc">F169 C3BC
9751 843F
9497 42BE
3F59
9AAE
7C43 A9F4
</a> (key used for
151 signing software release tarballs).
<strong>Notice
</strong>: I forgot the passphrase
152 and lost the revocation (I know, I'm a terrible person) and so this
153 key was regenerated
<code>2010-
04-
16</code>. Or perhaps
<em>The Network
</em> got to me.
</p>
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159 <p><code>clinton at unknownlamer dot gro
</code> (a simple puzzle)
</p>
162 <h3><a name=
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165 <p><code>clinton at hcoop dot net
</code> (this also works as an email address and must
166 be protected as a result)
</p>
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172 <p class=
"first">I hang out on Freenode and oftc as
<code>unknown_lamer
</code> in various
173 channels.
<code>/whois
</code> will guide you to me.
</p>
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179 <p class=
"first">I am a programmer by trade, and as such have a (potentially) fancy
180 <a href=
"files/resume.pdf">Résumé
</a>. I am quite familiar with
<a href=
"http://common-lisp.net/project/ucw/">UnCommon Web
</a> and Common Lisp in
181 general. This, naturally, makes me unemployable.
</p>
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187 <table class=
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188 <tr><td align=
"center"><img src=
"img/photos/me/2009-10-31.jpg" alt=
"A Furry Young Lad" /></td></tr>
189 <tr><td align=
"center" class=
"image-caption">A Furry Young Lad
</td></tr>
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"sec14" id=
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196 <p class=
"first">I use
<a href=
"http://www.mwolson.org/projects/MuseMode.html">muse-mode
</a> to author the site because
<a href=
"http://emacswiki.org">Emacs
</a> is all powerful, and
197 the closest approximation to a good user interface available on any
198 modern computer system. Muse allows me to simply write with very low
199 overhead (I spend most of my time in Emacs, and having hyperlinks and
200 a reasonable preview in the file buffer is quite useful). The file
201 format is quite hairy, but luckily the code is Free Software and, if
202 needed, I could easily write a publishing backend that transcoded my
203 site to an easier to parse format. There are advantages to being a
206 <p>I use darcs to push updates to the site and manage my muse files. As
207 such there is a handy
<a href=
"http://feeds.unknownlamer.org/rss/site-updates">updates feed
</a> courtesy of a small Lisp program I
210 <p>A
<a href=
"Site%20Software.html">more detailed description
</a> of my setup is available.
</p>
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240 <p class=
"cke-footer">clinton: last time I was a bit weak (*sniff* level four and only
18 hp)
241 clinton: I had a -
1 intelligence modifier for the first three weeks
242 emacsen: what about your character?
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