| 1 | #title Absolute Truths Which Cannot Be Denied |
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| 3 | - Everyone is depressed. It is a normal state of being. Take your |
| 4 | pills. |
| 5 | - Most children have ADHD. Give them their pills; if you don't they |
| 6 | will never learn anything. |
| 7 | - You must have a career |
| 8 | - Not being employed will make you poor |
| 9 | - The point of the University is to attain job skills |
| 10 | - Not owning a car will make you a social pariah |
| 11 | - Music is background noise and nothing more |
| 12 | - Songs which discuss topics other than love, lust, and loneliness |
| 13 | are not good |
| 14 | - Heavy metal contains the message of Satan and will corrupt your |
| 15 | children |
| 16 | - Clinton Ebadi is not a member of the Illuminati |
| 17 | - The NYTimes best seller list consists of the best books written today |
| 18 | - Literature produced today is better than any ever written before |
| 19 | - Therefore literature written before 1900 is a waste of time |
| 20 | - Logic is for cold and unfeeling people |
| 21 | - Good arguments are based on emotion |
| 22 | - The axioms of logic cannot be proven, and we must therefore |
| 23 | abandon logic as an anachronism of times long past |
| 24 | - The individual should serve the state |
| 25 | - Average people are incapable of teaching themselves much |
| 26 | - Ethanol will enable us to continue consuming energy as we do now |
| 27 | - Obama represents actual change to the system |
| 28 | - Reform is change |
| 29 | - Forced purchase of goods from private entities is socialism |
| 30 | - Rhetoric is never used for evil |