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- <h1>Sometimes I Get Bored</h1>
+ <h1>Guess You Gotta Eat</h1>
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-<a href="#sec2">Slavery</a>
+<a href="#sec2">Yeast Ranching</a>
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<a href="#sec3">Pita</a>
<a href="#sec5">Rice and Whatnot</a>
</dt>
<dt>
-<a href="#sec6">Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</a>
+<a href="#sec6">Roasted Plant Matter</a>
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-<a href="#sec7">Light Fare</a>
+<a href="#sec7">Roasted Animal Flesh</a>
+</dt>
+<dt>
+<a href="#sec8">Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</a>
+</dt>
+<dt>
+<a href="#sec9">Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</a>
+</dt>
+<dt>
+<a href="#sec10">Things That Go Into Other Things</a>
+</dt>
+<dt>
+<a href="#sec11">Sides</a>
+</dt>
+<dt>
+<a href="#sec12">Light Fare</a>
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Bread</h2>
<h3><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
-Slavery</h3>
+Yeast Ranching</h3>
-<p class="first">Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and enslave wild yeast
+<p class="first">Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and capture wild yeast
in a jar. It is actually <a href="http://www.io.com/~sjohn/sour.htm">pretty damn easy</a>. I used the method mentioned
in the former link, but added a bit of <em>science</em> (or—I've kept a beer
yeast starter before). I used my giant bottle of Iodophor to sanitize
-the jar in which the yeast were to live (just to kill any natives; I
-rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
+the jar in which the yeast were to live (starting with a clean slate;
+I rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
utensils), made sure the water used for feeding was at about 90°F, and
fed the starter a tablespoon of dry malt extract (maltose being to
-yeast what fast food is to a fat American) and a quarter teaspoon of
+yeast what fast food is to an American) and a quarter teaspoon of
lemon juice (just to slightly acidify the initial mix and make the
yeasties new home a bit more hospitable to only them at first) for the
first two days. This resulted in a bubbly and happy starter on the
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+Roasted Plant Matter</h2>
+
+<ul>
+<li><a href="Black%20Bean%20Burgers.html">Black Bean Burgers</a></li>
+<li><a href="Black%20Bean%20and%20Chickpea%20Burgers.html">Black Bean and Chickpea Burgers</a></li>
+<li><a href="Basic%20Sauteed%20Tofu.html">Basic Sauteed Tofu</a></li>
+<li><a href="Simple%20Teriyaki%20Tofu.html">Simple Teriyaki Tofu</a> (<em>Work in Progress</em> and not very good... yet)</li>
+<li><a href="Cauliflower%20Wings.html">Cauliflower Wings</a> (<em>Work in Progress</em> but pretty good already).</li>
+</ul>
+
+
+<h2><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
+Roasted Animal Flesh</h2>
+
+<ul>
+<li>Basic <a href="Beef%20and%20Lamb%20Kebabs.html">Beef and Lamb Kebabs</a></li>
+<li><a href="Koftah-Adana%20Hybrid%20Kebabs.html">Koftah-Adana Hybrid Kebabs</a></li>
+</ul>
+
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+<h2><a name="sec8" id="sec8"></a>
Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</h2>
<ul>
<li><a href="Maast-o%20Khiar.html">Maast-o Khiar</a></li>
<li><a href="Hummus.html">Hummus</a></li>
+<li><a href="Guacamole.html">Guacamole</a></li>
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-<h2><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
+<h2><a name="sec9" id="sec9"></a>
+Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</h2>
+
+<ul>
+<li><a href="Habanero%20Hot%20Sauce.html">Habanero Hot Sauce</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+
+<h2><a name="sec10" id="sec10"></a>
+Things That Go Into Other Things</h2>
+
+<ul>
+<li><a href="Roasted%20Garlic.html">Roasted Garlic</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+
+<h2><a name="sec11" id="sec11"></a>
+Sides</h2>
+
+<ul>
+<li><a href="Quick%20Black%20Beans.html">Quick Black Beans</a>: works as a side or as a vegetarian base for
+tacos, and only takes about ten minutes to make.</li>
+</ul>
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+
+<h2><a name="sec12" id="sec12"></a>
Light Fare</h2>
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-<p class="cke-footer"> How can you accept social supression
- This weak state of mind in our time
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- I'd rather die than be held down, forced down
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+<p class="cke-footer"><Sonarman> WHAT??!??! you don't want to attend my roundtable on
+ neomarxist deconstruction schemes for modern
+ capitalism? YOU'RE PROPPING UP THE SYSTEM, PIG.
+<Sonarman> brb latte
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