-<p>I just use a blender to mix everything (use what you have eh). There's
-no real need to use a fancy food processor if you don't have one;
-anyone who thinks the texture is better from that is dumb and probably
-just sucks at cooking the beans or is a pretentious jerk. Obviously if
-you have a food processor you may as well use it because it's a bit
-less annoying I'm told.</p>
-
-<p>When using a blender you have to use a spoon to mix it manually
-occasionally whenever an air pocket forms over the blades. At least in
-my blender getting everything into the initial paste requires blending
-for a second, mixing the solid beans into the bean paste below it, and
-repeating until it is all paste. Then I just blend it on a fairly low
-speed stopping and popping air pockets whenever they form until
-everything is consistent, and then throwing the blender up to full
-throttle for a little bit to blend out the chunks.</p>
+<p>I've used cheap blenders, decent food processors, and a
+super-expensive blender to make this. It comes out about the same each
+time. Just blend everything together at a moderate speed until it is
+whatever you consider reasonable smooth.</p>