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16 <h1>Behold the Mighty Kilt
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20 <a href=
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23 <a href=
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26 <a href=
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35 <p class=
"first">Once upon a time I went to see
<a href=
"http://eluveitie.ch/">Eluveitie
</a> on a little tour called
36 <a href=
"http://www.paganfest.net/info.php?lang=usa">Paganfest
</a>. The bassist and piper of Eluveitie were wearing kilts and
37 they looked mighty fine and metal; thus began my lust for a kilt of my
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44 <p class=
"first">A few months later I decided to purchase a
<a href=
"http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php?page_id=30">Workman's
</a> <a href=
"http://utilikilts.com">Utilikilt
</a> as it
45 appeared to be the most practical kilt for every day wearing. After
46 much fretting about sizing and ordering such an expensive piece of
47 nonreturnable clothing I finally ordered one in August
2008 and had it
48 in my hands the first week of September. Luckily, it fit.
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50 <table class=
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51 <tr><td align=
"center"><img src=
"img/photos/kilt/package.jpg" alt=
"One day an unassuming package arrived in the mail" /></td></tr>
52 <tr><td align=
"center" class=
"image-caption">One day an unassuming package arrived in the mail
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57 <tr><td align=
"center"><img src=
"img/photos/kilt/unpacked-folded.jpg" alt=
"Such a lovely unbifurcated garment" /></td></tr>
58 <tr><td align=
"center" class=
"image-caption">Such a lovely unbifurcated garment
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61 <p>The kilt is made of very heavy canvas (it weighs about four pounds)
62 and was of quite good construction. I'd say it was worth the pretty
63 penny I spent for it.
</p>
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66 <tr><td align=
"center"><img src=
"img/photos/kilt/unpacked-spread.jpg" alt=
"Why it appears to be a skirt of some sort" /></td></tr>
67 <tr><td align=
"center" class=
"image-caption">Why it appears to be a skirt of some sort
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70 <p>After unpacking and gazing upon the glory of the kilt I donned it upon
71 my waist and decided that I should never wear pants again. Everything
72 they say is true: the pockets really can fit a six pack of beer, it is
73 quite comfortable, it doesn't look dumb (ok, perhaps that is
74 subjective), and it
<em>is
</em> handy to have my tools on my kilt when working
75 on my
<a href=
"My%20Bicycle.html">bicycle
</a>.
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82 <tr><td align=
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"I am quite the dashing young lad" /></td></tr>
83 <tr><td align=
"center" class=
"image-caption">I am quite the dashing young lad
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86 <p>I first wore the kilt in public about an hour after getting it, and I
87 must say that I find it amusing that people would fret about wearing a
88 kilt outside of their house. I now have a new problem: I want more
89 kilts so that I no longer have to wear pants.
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