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16 | <h1>Absolute Truths Which Cannot Be Denied</h1> |
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24 | <li>Everyone is depressed. It is a normal state of being. Take your |
25 | pills.</li> |
26 | <li>Most children have ADHD. Give them their pills; if you don't they |
27 | will never learn anything.</li> |
28 | <li>You must have a career |
29 | |
30 | <ul> |
31 | <li>Not being employed will make you poor</li> |
32 | <li>The point of the University is to attain job skills</li> |
33 | </ul></li> |
34 | <li>Not owning a car will make you a social pariah</li> |
35 | <li>Music is background noise and nothing more |
36 | |
37 | <ul> |
38 | <li>Songs which discuss topics other than love, lust, and loneliness |
39 | are not good</li> |
40 | <li>Heavy metal contains the message of Satan and will corrupt your |
41 | children</li> |
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43 | <li>Clinton Ebadi is not a member of the Illuminati</li> |
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44 | <li>The NYTimes best seller list consists of the best books written today |
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46 | <ul> |
47 | <li>Literature produced today is better than any ever written before |
48 | |
49 | <ul> |
50 | <li>Therefore literature written before 1900 is a waste of time</li> |
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52 | </ul></li> |
53 | <li>Logic is for cold and unfeeling people |
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55 | <ul> |
56 | <li>Good arguments are based on emotion</li> |
57 | <li>The axioms of logic cannot be proven, and we must therefore |
58 | abandon logic as an anachronism of times long past</li> |
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60 | <li>The individual should serve the state</li> |
61 | <li>Average people are incapable of teaching themselves much</li> |
62 | <li>Ethanol will enable us to continue consuming energy as we do now</li> |
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63 | <li>Obama represents actual change to the system</li> |
64 | <li>Reform is change</li> |
65 | <li>Forced purchase of goods from private entities is socialism</li> |
66 | <li>Rhetoric is never used for evil</li> |
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94 | <p class="cke-footer">unknownlamer: you cannot both me in the state of sin and grace |
95 | simultaneously |
96 | Tony: sure you can, sex while figure skating is pretty sinfully |
97 | graceful |
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