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    <h1>Guess You Gotta Eat</h1>
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<a href="#sec2">Slavery</a>
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<a href="#sec5">Rice and Whatnot</a>
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<a href="#sec6">Roasted Plant Matter</a>
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<a href="#sec7">Roasted Animal Flesh</a>
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<a href="#sec8">Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</a>
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<a href="#sec10">Light Fare</a>
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Bread</h2>

<h3><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
Slavery</h3>

<p class="first">Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and enslave wild yeast
in a jar. It is actually <a href="http://www.io.com/~sjohn/sour.htm">pretty damn easy</a>. I used the method mentioned
in the former link, but added a bit of <em>science</em> (or&mdash;I've kept a beer
yeast starter before). I used my giant bottle of Iodophor to sanitize
the jar in which the yeast were to live (just to kill any natives; I
rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
utensils), made sure the water used for feeding was at about 90°F, and
fed the starter a tablespoon of dry malt extract (maltose being to
yeast what fast food is to a fat American) and a quarter teaspoon of
lemon juice (just to slightly acidify the initial mix and make the
yeasties new home a bit more hospitable to only them at first) for the
first two days. This resulted in a bubbly and happy starter on the
third day, made interesting bread on the fourth, and was successfully
cloned for someone else on the fifth!</p>

<p>Just remember to measure the volume of the original mixture and write
that down so you can easily substitute it into recipes (mine worked
out to ⅔ cup of starter from ½ cup of flour and water, but flour
varies in absorbency rabble blah moo etc.).</p>


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Pita</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="Pita.html">Pita</a> (the base for all of the others)</li>
<li><a href="Olive%20Pita.html">Olive Pita</a></li>
<li><a href="Sun%20Dried%20Tomato%20Pita.html">Sun Dried Tomato Pita</a></li>
</ul>


<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
Normal Bread</h3>

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<li><a href="Sourdough%20Rye.html">Sourdough Rye</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
Rice and Whatnot</h2>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/pilaf_chelou.html">Chelou</a> (I usually add barberries)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.turkishcookbook.com/2005/08/bulgur-pilaf.php">Bulgar Pilaf</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
Roasted Plant Matter</h2>

<ul>
<li><a href="Black%20Bean%20Burgers.html">Black Bean Burgers</a></li>
<li><a href="Basic%20Sauteed%20Tofu.html">Basic Sauteed Tofu</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
Roasted Animal Flesh</h2>

<ul>
<li>Basic <a href="Beef%20and%20Lamb%20Kebabs.html">Beef and Lamb Kebabs</a></li>
<li><a href="Koftah-Adana%20Hybrid%20Kebabs.html">Koftah-Adana Hybrid Kebabs</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec8" id="sec8"></a>
Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</h2>

<ul>
<li><a href="Maast-o%20Khiar.html">Maast-o Khiar</a></li>
<li><a href="Hummus.html">Hummus</a></li>
<li><a href="Guacamole.html">Guacamole</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec9" id="sec9"></a>
Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</h2>

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<li><a href="Habanero%20Hot%20Sauce.html">Habanero Hot Sauce</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec10" id="sec10"></a>
Light Fare</h2>

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<li><a href="http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/small_dolmas.html">Dolmas</a></li>
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	18	<dl>
	19	<dt>
	20	<a href="#sec1">Bread</a>
	21	</dt>
	22	<dd>
	23	<dl>
	24	<dt>
	25	<a href="#sec2">Slavery</a>
	26	</dt>
	27	<dt>
	28	<a href="#sec3">Pita</a>
	29	</dt>
eca04590	30	<dt>
	31	<a href="#sec4">Normal Bread</a>
	32	</dt>
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	34	</dd>
	35	<dt>
eca04590	36	<a href="#sec5">Rice and Whatnot</a>
3cb3fdfc	37	</dt>
3cb3fdfc	38	<dt>
3c59982c	39	<a href="#sec6">Roasted Plant Matter</a>
3cb3fdfc	40	</dt>
3cb3fdfc	41	<dt>
3c59982c	42	<a href="#sec7">Roasted Animal Flesh</a>
139f0eca	43	</dt>
139f0eca	44	<dt>
3c59982c	45	<a href="#sec8">Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</a>
99298d8a	46	</dt>
99298d8a	47	<dt>
3c59982c	48	<a href="#sec9">Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</a>
	49	</dt>
	50	<dt>
	51	<a href="#sec10">Light Fare</a>
3cb3fdfc	52	</dt>
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	57	<!-- Page published by Emacs Muse begins here --><h2><a name="sec1" id="sec1"></a>
	58	Bread</h2>
	59
	60	<h3><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
	61	Slavery</h3>
	62
	63	<p class="first">Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and enslave wild yeast
	64	in a jar. It is actually <a href="http://www.io.com/~sjohn/sour.htm">pretty damn easy</a>. I used the method mentioned
	65	in the former link, but added a bit of <em>science</em> (or—I've kept a beer
	66	yeast starter before). I used my giant bottle of Iodophor to sanitize
	67	the jar in which the yeast were to live (just to kill any natives; I
	68	rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
	69	utensils), made sure the water used for feeding was at about 90°F, and
	70	fed the starter a tablespoon of dry malt extract (maltose being to
	71	yeast what fast food is to a fat American) and a quarter teaspoon of
	72	lemon juice (just to slightly acidify the initial mix and make the
	73	yeasties new home a bit more hospitable to only them at first) for the
	74	first two days. This resulted in a bubbly and happy starter on the
	75	third day, made interesting bread on the fourth, and was successfully
	76	cloned for someone else on the fifth!</p>
	77
	78	<p>Just remember to measure the volume of the original mixture and write
	79	that down so you can easily substitute it into recipes (mine worked
	80	out to ⅔ cup of starter from ½ cup of flour and water, but flour
	81	varies in absorbency rabble blah moo etc.).</p>
	82
	83
	84	<h3><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
	85	Pita</h3>
	86
	87	<ul>
	88	<li><a href="Pita.html">Pita</a> (the base for all of the others)</li>
	89	<li><a href="Olive%20Pita.html">Olive Pita</a></li>
	90	<li><a href="Sun%20Dried%20Tomato%20Pita.html">Sun Dried Tomato Pita</a></li>
	91	</ul>
	92
	93
eca04590	94	<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
	95	Normal Bread</h3>
	96
	97	<ul>
	98	<li><a href="Sourdough%20Rye.html">Sourdough Rye</a></li>
	99	</ul>
	100
3cb3fdfc	101
eca04590	102
eca04590	103	<h2><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
3cb3fdfc	104	Rice and Whatnot</h2>
	105
	106	<ul>
	107	<li><a href="http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/pilaf_chelou.html">Chelou</a> (I usually add barberries)</li>
	108	<li><a href="http://www.turkishcookbook.com/2005/08/bulgur-pilaf.php">Bulgar Pilaf</a></li>
	109	</ul>
	110
	111
eca04590	112	<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
3c59982c	113	Roasted Plant Matter</h2>
	114
	115	<ul>
	116	<li><a href="Black%20Bean%20Burgers.html">Black Bean Burgers</a></li>
	117	<li><a href="Basic%20Sauteed%20Tofu.html">Basic Sauteed Tofu</a></li>
	118	</ul>
	119
	120
	121	<h2><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
139f0eca	122	Roasted Animal Flesh</h2>
	123
	124	<ul>
	125	<li>Basic <a href="Beef%20and%20Lamb%20Kebabs.html">Beef and Lamb Kebabs</a></li>
	126	<li><a href="Koftah-Adana%20Hybrid%20Kebabs.html">Koftah-Adana Hybrid Kebabs</a></li>
	127	</ul>
	128
	129
3c59982c	130	<h2><a name="sec8" id="sec8"></a>
3cb3fdfc	131	Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</h2>
	132
	133	<ul>
	134	<li><a href="Maast-o%20Khiar.html">Maast-o Khiar</a></li>
	135	<li><a href="Hummus.html">Hummus</a></li>
99298d8a	136	<li><a href="Guacamole.html">Guacamole</a></li>
3cb3fdfc	137	</ul>
	138
	139
3c59982c	140	<h2><a name="sec9" id="sec9"></a>
3eccada4	141	Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</h2>
99298d8a	142
	143	<ul>
	144	<li><a href="Habanero%20Hot%20Sauce.html">Habanero Hot Sauce</a></li>
	145	</ul>
	146
	147
3c59982c	148	<h2><a name="sec10" id="sec10"></a>
3cb3fdfc	149	Light Fare</h2>
	150
	151	<ul>
	152	<li><a href="http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/small_dolmas.html">Dolmas</a></li>
	153	</ul>
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3c59982c	182	<p class="cke-footer"><Sonarman> WHAT??!??! you don't want to attend my roundtable on
	183	neomarxist deconstruction schemes for modern
	184	capitalism? YOU'RE PROPPING UP THE SYSTEM, PIG.
	185	<Sonarman> brb latte
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