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55535639 | 1 | ;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users |
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95df8112 GM |
3 | ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987, 1994, 1996, 2000-2011 |
4 | ;; Free Software Foundation, Inc. | |
9750e079 | 5 | |
e5167999 | 6 | ;; Maintainer: FSF |
e5167999 ER |
7 | ;; Keywords: games |
8 | ||
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6679505f | 23 | |
e41b2db1 ER |
24 | ;;; Commentary: |
25 | ||
26 | ;; The single entry point `doctor', simulates a Rogerian analyst using | |
27 | ;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration | |
28 | ;; of pseudo-AI. | |
29 | ||
e5167999 | 30 | ;;; Code: |
6679505f | 31 | |
869c4186 GM |
32 | (defvar doctor--**mad**) |
33 | (defvar doctor--*print-space*) | |
34 | (defvar doctor--*print-upcase*) | |
35 | (defvar doctor--abuselst) | |
36 | (defvar doctor--abusewords) | |
37 | (defvar doctor--afraidof) | |
38 | (defvar doctor--arerelated) | |
39 | (defvar doctor--areyou) | |
40 | (defvar doctor--bak) | |
41 | (defvar doctor--beclst) | |
42 | (defvar doctor--bother) | |
43 | (defvar doctor--bye) | |
44 | (defvar doctor--canyou) ; unused? | |
45 | (defvar doctor--chatlst) | |
46 | (defvar doctor--continue) | |
47 | (defvar doctor--deathlst) | |
48 | (defvar doctor--describe) | |
49 | (defvar doctor--drnk) | |
50 | (defvar doctor--drugs) | |
51 | (defvar doctor--eliza-flag) | |
52 | (defvar doctor--elizalst) | |
53 | (defvar doctor--famlst) | |
54 | (defvar doctor--feared) | |
55 | (defvar doctor--fears) | |
56 | (defvar doctor--feelings-about) | |
57 | (defvar doctor--foullst) | |
58 | (defvar doctor-found) | |
59 | (defvar doctor--hello) | |
60 | (defvar doctor--history) | |
61 | (defvar doctor--howareyoulst) | |
62 | (defvar doctor--howdyflag) | |
63 | (defvar doctor--huhlst) | |
64 | (defvar doctor--ibelieve) | |
65 | (defvar doctor--improve) | |
66 | (defvar doctor--inter) | |
67 | (defvar doctor--isee) | |
68 | (defvar doctor--isrelated) | |
69 | (defvar doctor--lincount) | |
70 | (defvar doctor--longhuhlst) | |
71 | (defvar doctor--lover) | |
72 | (defvar doctor--machlst) | |
73 | (defvar doctor--mathlst) | |
74 | (defvar doctor--maybe) | |
75 | (defvar doctor--moods) | |
76 | (defvar doctor--neglst) | |
77 | (defvar doctor-obj) | |
78 | (defvar doctor-object) | |
79 | (defvar doctor-owner) | |
80 | (defvar doctor--please) | |
81 | (defvar doctor--problems) | |
82 | (defvar doctor--qlist) | |
83 | (defvar doctor--random-adjective) | |
84 | (defvar doctor--relation) | |
85 | (defvar doctor--remlst) | |
86 | (defvar doctor--repetitive-shortness) | |
87 | (defvar doctor--replist) | |
88 | (defvar doctor--rms-flag) | |
89 | (defvar doctor--schoollst) | |
90 | (defvar doctor-sent) | |
91 | (defvar doctor--sexlst) | |
92 | (defvar doctor--shortbeclst) | |
93 | (defvar doctor--shortlst) | |
94 | (defvar doctor--something) | |
95 | (defvar doctor--sportslst) | |
96 | (defvar doctor--stallmanlst) | |
97 | (defvar doctor--states) | |
98 | (defvar doctor-subj) | |
99 | (defvar doctor--suicide-flag) | |
100 | (defvar doctor--sure) | |
101 | (defvar doctor--thing) | |
102 | (defvar doctor--things) | |
103 | (defvar doctor--thlst) | |
104 | (defvar doctor--toklst) | |
105 | (defvar doctor--typos) | |
106 | (defvar doctor-verb) | |
107 | (defvar doctor--want) | |
108 | (defvar doctor--whatwhen) | |
109 | (defvar doctor--whereoutp) | |
110 | (defvar doctor--whysay) | |
111 | (defvar doctor--whywant) | |
112 | (defvar doctor--zippy-flag) | |
113 | (defvar doctor--zippylst) | |
6f08431c | 114 | |
a3e58c1a | 115 | (defun doc// (x) x) |
6679505f | 116 | |
a3e58c1a | 117 | (defmacro doc$ (what) |
6679505f | 118 | "quoted arg form of doctor-$" |
869c4186 | 119 | `(doctor-$ ',what)) |
6679505f JB |
120 | |
121 | (defun doctor-$ (what) | |
122 | "Return the car of a list, rotating the list each time" | |
123 | (let* ((vv (symbol-value what)) | |
124 | (first (car vv)) | |
125 | (ww (append (cdr vv) (list first)))) | |
126 | (set what ww) | |
127 | first)) | |
128 | \f | |
9d6f699a | 129 | (defvar doctor-mode-map |
0ff22356 SM |
130 | (let ((map (make-sparse-keymap))) |
131 | (define-key map "\n" 'doctor-read-print) | |
132 | (define-key map "\r" 'doctor-ret-or-read) | |
133 | map)) | |
134 | ||
2aa8e74a | 135 | (define-derived-mode doctor-mode text-mode "Doctor" |
6679505f JB |
136 | "Major mode for running the Doctor (Eliza) program. |
137 | Like Text mode with Auto Fill mode | |
138 | except that RET when point is after a newline, or LFD at any time, | |
139 | reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |
6679505f | 140 | (make-doctor-variables) |
6679505f JB |
141 | (turn-on-auto-fill) |
142 | (doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \. | |
869c4186 | 143 | (doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc$ doctor--problems) \. |
689743a2 | 144 | each time you are finished talking\, type \R\E\T twice \.)) |
6679505f JB |
145 | (insert "\n")) |
146 | ||
147 | (defun make-doctor-variables () | |
869c4186 GM |
148 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--typos) |
149 | (mapcar (lambda (x) | |
150 | (put (car x) 'doctor-correction (cadr x)) | |
151 | (put (cadr x) 'doctor-expansion (car (cddr x))) | |
152 | (car x)) | |
153 | '((theyll they\'ll (they will)) | |
154 | (theyre they\'re (they are)) | |
155 | (hes he\'s (he is)) | |
156 | (he7s he\'s (he is)) | |
157 | (im i\'m (you are)) | |
158 | (i7m i\'m (you are)) | |
159 | (isa is\ a (is a)) | |
160 | (thier their (their)) | |
161 | (dont don\'t (do not)) | |
162 | (don7t don\'t (do not)) | |
163 | (you7re you\'re (i am)) | |
164 | (you7ve you\'ve (i have)) | |
165 | (you7ll you\'ll (i will))))) | |
166 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-found) nil) | |
167 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-owner) nil) | |
168 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--history) nil) | |
169 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--inter) '((well\,) | |
170 | (hmmm \.\.\.\ so\,) | |
171 | (so) | |
172 | (\.\.\.and) | |
173 | (then))) | |
174 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--continue) '((continue) | |
175 | (proceed) | |
176 | (go on) | |
177 | (keep going))) | |
178 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--relation) | |
179 | '((your relationship with) | |
180 | (something you remember about) | |
181 | (your feelings toward) | |
182 | (some experiences you have had with) | |
183 | (how you feel about))) | |
184 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--fears) | |
185 | '(((doc$ doctor--whysay) you are (doc$ doctor--afraidof) (doc// doctor--feared) \?) | |
186 | (you seem terrified by (doc// doctor--feared) \.) | |
187 | (when did you first feel (doc$ doctor--afraidof) (doc// doctor--feared) \?))) | |
188 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--sure) '((sure) | |
189 | (positive) | |
190 | (certain) | |
191 | (absolutely sure))) | |
192 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--afraidof) '((afraid of) | |
193 | (frightened by) | |
194 | (scared of))) | |
195 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--areyou) '((are you) | |
196 | (have you been) | |
197 | (have you been))) | |
198 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--isrelated) | |
199 | '((has something to do with) | |
200 | (is related to) | |
201 | (could be the reason for) | |
202 | (is caused by) | |
203 | (is because of))) | |
204 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--arerelated) '((have something to do with) | |
205 | (are related to) | |
206 | (could have caused) | |
207 | (could be the reason for) | |
208 | (are caused by) | |
209 | (are because of))) | |
210 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--moods) | |
211 | '(((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc// doctor-found) often \?) | |
212 | (what causes you to be (doc// doctor-found) \?) | |
213 | ((doc$ doctor--whysay) you are (doc// doctor-found) \?))) | |
214 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--maybe) '((maybe) | |
215 | (perhaps) | |
216 | (possibly))) | |
217 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whatwhen) '((what happened when) | |
218 | (what would happen if))) | |
219 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--hello) '((how do you do \?) | |
220 | (hello \.) | |
221 | (howdy!) | |
222 | (hello \.) | |
223 | (hi \.) | |
224 | (hi there \.))) | |
225 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--drnk) | |
226 | '((do you drink a lot of (doc// doctor-found) \?) | |
227 | (do you get drunk often \?) | |
228 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) your drinking habits \.))) | |
229 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--drugs) | |
230 | '((do you use (doc// doctor-found) often \?) | |
231 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) addicted to (doc// doctor-found) \?) | |
232 | (do you realize that drugs can be very harmful \?) | |
233 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) you should try to quit using (doc// doctor-found) \.))) | |
234 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whywant) | |
235 | '(((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc// doctor-subj) might (doc$ doctor--want) (doc// doctor-obj) \?) | |
236 | (how does it feel to want \?) | |
237 | (why should (doc// doctor-subj) get (doc// doctor-obj) \?) | |
238 | (when did (doc// doctor-subj) first (doc$ doctor--want) (doc// doctor-obj) \?) | |
239 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) obsessed with (doc// doctor-obj) \?) | |
240 | (why should i give (doc// doctor-obj) to (doc// doctor-subj) \?) | |
241 | (have you ever gotten (doc// doctor-obj) \?))) | |
242 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--canyou) | |
243 | '((of course i can \.) | |
244 | (why should i \?) | |
245 | (what makes you think i would even want to \?) | |
246 | (i am the doctor\, i can do anything i damn please \.) | |
247 | (not really\, it\'s not up to me \.) | |
248 | (depends\, how important is it \?) | |
249 | (i could\, but i don\'t think it would be a wise thing to do \.) | |
250 | (can you \?) | |
251 | (maybe i can\, maybe i can\'t \.\.\.) | |
252 | (i don\'t think i should do that \.))) | |
253 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--want) '((want) (desire) (wish) (want) (hope))) | |
254 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--shortlst) | |
255 | '((can you elaborate on that \?) | |
256 | ((doc$ doctor--please) continue \.) | |
257 | (go on\, don\'t be afraid \.) | |
258 | (i need a little more detail please \.) | |
259 | (you\'re being a bit brief\, (doc$ doctor--please) go into detail \.) | |
260 | (can you be more explicit \?) | |
261 | (and \?) | |
262 | ((doc$ doctor--please) go into more detail \?) | |
263 | (you aren\'t being very talkative today\!) | |
264 | (is that all there is to it \?) | |
265 | (why must you respond so briefly \?))) | |
266 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--famlst) | |
267 | '((tell me (doc$ doctor--something) about (doc// doctor-owner) family \.) | |
268 | (you seem to dwell on (doc// doctor-owner) family \.) | |
269 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) hung up on (doc// doctor-owner) family \?))) | |
270 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--huhlst) | |
271 | '(((doc$ doctor--whysay)(doc// doctor-sent) \?) | |
272 | (is it because of (doc$ doctor--things) that you say (doc// doctor-sent) \?))) | |
273 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--longhuhlst) | |
274 | '(((doc$ doctor--whysay) that \?) | |
275 | (i don\'t understand \.) | |
276 | ((doc$ doctor--thlst)) | |
277 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) that \?))) | |
278 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--feelings-about) '((feelings about) | |
279 | (apprehensions toward) | |
280 | (thoughts on) | |
281 | (emotions toward))) | |
282 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--random-adjective) | |
283 | '((vivid) | |
284 | (emotionally stimulating) | |
285 | (exciting) | |
286 | (boring) | |
287 | (interesting) | |
288 | (recent) | |
289 | (random) ; how can we omit this? | |
290 | (unusual) | |
291 | (shocking) | |
292 | (embarrassing))) | |
293 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whysay) '((why do you say) | |
294 | (what makes you believe) | |
295 | (are you sure that) | |
296 | (do you really think) | |
297 | (what makes you think))) | |
298 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--isee) '((i see \.\.\.) | |
299 | (yes\,) | |
300 | (i understand \.) | |
301 | (oh \.) )) | |
302 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--please) '((please\,) | |
303 | (i would appreciate it if you would) | |
304 | (perhaps you could) | |
305 | (please\,) | |
306 | (would you please) | |
307 | (why don\'t you) | |
308 | (could you))) | |
309 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--bye) | |
310 | '((my secretary will send you a bill \.) | |
311 | (bye bye \.) | |
312 | (see ya \.) | |
313 | (ok\, talk to you some other time \.) | |
314 | (talk to you later \.) | |
315 | (ok\, have fun \.) | |
316 | (ciao \.))) | |
317 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--something) '((something) | |
318 | (more) | |
319 | (how you feel))) | |
320 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--thing) '((your life) | |
321 | (your sex life))) | |
322 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--things) '((your plans) | |
323 | (the people you hang around with) | |
324 | (problems at school) | |
325 | (any hobbies you have) | |
326 | (hangups you have) | |
327 | (your inhibitions) | |
328 | (some problems in your childhood) | |
329 | (some problems at home))) | |
330 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--describe) '((describe) | |
331 | (tell me about) | |
332 | (talk about) | |
333 | (discuss) | |
334 | (tell me more about) | |
335 | (elaborate on))) | |
336 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--ibelieve) | |
337 | '((i believe) (i think) (i have a feeling) (it seems to me that) | |
338 | (it looks like))) | |
339 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--problems) '((problems) | |
340 | (inhibitions) | |
341 | (hangups) | |
342 | (difficulties) | |
343 | (anxieties) | |
344 | (frustrations))) | |
345 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--bother) '((does it bother you that) | |
346 | (are you annoyed that) | |
347 | (did you ever regret) | |
348 | (are you sorry) | |
349 | (are you satisfied with the fact that))) | |
350 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--machlst) | |
351 | '((you have your mind on (doc// doctor-found) \, it seems \.) | |
352 | (you think too much about (doc// doctor-found) \.) | |
353 | (you should try taking your mind off of (doc// doctor-found)\.) | |
354 | (are you a computer hacker \?))) | |
355 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--qlist) | |
356 | '((what do you think \?) | |
357 | (i\'ll ask the questions\, if you don\'t mind!) | |
358 | (i could ask the same thing myself \.) | |
359 | ((doc$ doctor--please) allow me to do the questioning \.) | |
360 | (i have asked myself that question many times \.) | |
361 | ((doc$ doctor--please) try to answer that question yourself \.))) | |
362 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--foullst) | |
363 | '(((doc$ doctor--please) watch your tongue!) | |
364 | ((doc$ doctor--please) avoid such unwholesome thoughts \.) | |
365 | ((doc$ doctor--please) get your mind out of the gutter \.) | |
366 | (such lewdness is not appreciated \.))) | |
367 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--deathlst) | |
368 | '((this is not a healthy way of thinking \.) | |
369 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) you\, too\, may die someday \?) | |
370 | (i am worried by your obsession with this topic!) | |
371 | (did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child \?))) | |
372 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--sexlst) | |
373 | '(((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) sex \?) | |
374 | ((doc$ doctor--describe)(doc$ doctor--something) about your sexual history \.) | |
375 | ((doc$ doctor--please)(doc$ doctor--describe) your sex life \.\.\.) | |
376 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc$ doctor--feelings-about) your sexual partner \.) | |
377 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) your most (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) sexual experience \.) | |
378 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) satisfied with (doc// doctor--lover) \.\.\. \?))) | |
379 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--neglst) '((why not \?) | |
380 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) i ask that \?) | |
381 | (why not \?) | |
382 | (why not \?) | |
383 | (how come \?) | |
384 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) i ask that \?))) | |
385 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--beclst) | |
386 | '((is it because (doc// doctor-sent) that you came to me \?) | |
387 | ((doc$ doctor--bother)(doc// doctor-sent) \?) | |
388 | (when did you first know that (doc// doctor-sent) \?) | |
389 | (is the fact that (doc// doctor-sent) the real reason \?) | |
390 | (does the fact that (doc// doctor-sent) explain anything else \?) | |
391 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou)(doc$ doctor--sure)(doc// doctor-sent) \? ))) | |
392 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--shortbeclst) | |
393 | '(((doc$ doctor--bother) i ask you that \?) | |
394 | (that\'s not much of an answer!) | |
395 | ((doc$ doctor--inter) why won\'t you talk about it \?) | |
396 | (speak up!) | |
397 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) talking about it \?) | |
398 | (don\'t be (doc$ doctor--afraidof) elaborating \.) | |
399 | ((doc$ doctor--please) go into more detail \.))) | |
400 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--thlst) | |
401 | '(((doc$ doctor--maybe)(doc$ doctor--thing)(doc$ doctor--isrelated) this \.) | |
402 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe)(doc$ doctor--things)(doc$ doctor--arerelated) this \.) | |
403 | (is it because of (doc$ doctor--things) that you are going through all this \?) | |
404 | (how do you reconcile (doc$ doctor--things) \? ) | |
405 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) this (doc$ doctor--isrelated)(doc$ doctor--things) \?))) | |
406 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--remlst) | |
407 | '((earlier you said (doc$ doctor--history) \?) | |
408 | (you mentioned that (doc$ doctor--history) \?) | |
409 | ((doc$ doctor--whysay)(doc$ doctor--history) \? ))) | |
410 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--toklst) | |
411 | '((is this how you relax \?) | |
412 | (how long have you been smoking grass \?) | |
413 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) of being drawn to using harder stuff \?))) | |
414 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--states) | |
415 | '((do you get (doc// doctor-found) often \?) | |
416 | (do you enjoy being (doc// doctor-found) \?) | |
417 | (what makes you (doc// doctor-found) \?) | |
418 | (how often (doc$ doctor--areyou)(doc// doctor-found) \?) | |
419 | (when were you last (doc// doctor-found) \?))) | |
420 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--replist) '((i . (you)) | |
421 | (my . (your)) | |
422 | (me . (you)) | |
423 | (you . (me)) | |
424 | (your . (my)) | |
425 | (mine . (yours)) | |
426 | (yours . (mine)) | |
427 | (our . (your)) | |
428 | (ours . (yours)) | |
429 | (we . (you)) | |
430 | (dunno . (do not know)) | |
431 | ;; (yes . ()) | |
432 | (no\, . ()) | |
433 | (yes\, . ()) | |
434 | (ya . (i)) | |
435 | (aint . (am not)) | |
436 | (wanna . (want to)) | |
437 | (gimme . (give me)) | |
438 | (gotta . (have to)) | |
439 | (gonna . (going to)) | |
440 | (never . (not ever)) | |
441 | (doesn\'t . (does not)) | |
442 | (don\'t . (do not)) | |
443 | (aren\'t . (are not)) | |
444 | (isn\'t . (is not)) | |
445 | (won\'t . (will not)) | |
446 | (can\'t . (cannot)) | |
447 | (haven\'t . (have not)) | |
448 | (i\'m . (you are)) | |
449 | (ourselves . (yourselves)) | |
450 | (myself . (yourself)) | |
451 | (yourself . (myself)) | |
452 | (you\'re . (i am)) | |
453 | (you\'ve . (i have)) | |
454 | (i\'ve . (you have)) | |
455 | (i\'ll . (you will)) | |
456 | (you\'ll . (i shall)) | |
457 | (i\'d . (you would)) | |
458 | (you\'d . (i would)) | |
459 | (here . (there)) | |
460 | (please . ()) | |
461 | (eh\, . ()) | |
462 | (eh . ()) | |
463 | (oh\, . ()) | |
464 | (oh . ()) | |
465 | (shouldn\'t . (should not)) | |
466 | (wouldn\'t . (would not)) | |
467 | (won\'t . (will not)) | |
468 | (hasn\'t . (has not)))) | |
469 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--stallmanlst) | |
470 | '(((doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc$ doctor--feelings-about) him \.) | |
471 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) a friend of Stallman \?) | |
472 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) Stallman is (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) \?) | |
473 | ((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) you are (doc$ doctor--afraidof) him \.))) | |
474 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--schoollst) | |
475 | '(((doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc// doctor-found) \.) | |
476 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) your grades could (doc$ doctor--improve) \?) | |
477 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) (doc// doctor-found) \?) | |
478 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) this (doc$ doctor--isrelated) to your attitude \.) | |
479 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) absent often \?) | |
480 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) you should study (doc$ doctor--something) \.))) | |
481 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--improve) | |
482 | '((improve) (be better) (be improved) (be higher))) | |
483 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--elizalst) | |
484 | '(((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--sure) \?) | |
485 | ((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) you have (doc$ doctor--problems) with (doc// doctor-found) \.) | |
486 | ((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc// doctor-sent) \?))) | |
487 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--sportslst) | |
488 | '((tell me (doc$ doctor--something) about (doc// doctor-found) \.) | |
489 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--relation) (doc// doctor-found) \.) | |
490 | (do you find (doc// doctor-found) (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) \?))) | |
491 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--mathlst) | |
492 | '(((doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--something) about math \.) | |
493 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) your (doc$ doctor--problems) (doc$ doctor--arerelated) (doc// doctor-found) \.) | |
494 | (i don\'t know much (doc// doctor-found) \, but (doc$ doctor--continue) | |
495 | anyway \.))) | |
496 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--zippylst) | |
497 | '(((doc$ doctor--areyou) Zippy \?) | |
498 | ((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) you have some serious (doc$ doctor--problems) \.) | |
499 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) you are a pinhead \?))) | |
500 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--chatlst) | |
501 | '(((doc$ doctor--maybe) we could chat \.) | |
502 | ((doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--something) about chat mode \.) | |
503 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) our discussion is so (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) \?))) | |
504 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--abuselst) | |
505 | '(((doc$ doctor--please) try to be less abusive \.) | |
506 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) why you call me (doc// doctor-found) \.) | |
507 | (i\'ve had enough of you!))) | |
508 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--abusewords) | |
509 | '(boring bozo clown clumsy cretin dumb dummy | |
510 | fool foolish gnerd gnurd idiot jerk | |
511 | lose loser louse lousy luse luser | |
512 | moron nerd nurd oaf oafish reek | |
513 | stink stupid tool toolish twit)) | |
514 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--howareyoulst) | |
515 | '((how are you) (hows it going) (hows it going eh) | |
516 | (how\'s it going) (how\'s it going eh) (how goes it) | |
517 | (whats up) (whats new) (what\'s up) (what\'s new) | |
518 | (howre you) (how\'re you) (how\'s everything) | |
519 | (how is everything) (how do you do) | |
520 | (how\'s it hanging) (que pasa) | |
521 | (how are you doing) (what do you say))) | |
522 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whereoutp) '(huh remem rthing)) | |
523 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-subj) nil) | |
524 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-verb) nil) | |
525 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-obj) nil) | |
526 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--feared) nil) | |
527 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--repetitive-shortness) '(0 . 0)) | |
528 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--**mad**) nil) | |
529 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--rms-flag) nil) | |
530 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--eliza-flag) nil) | |
531 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--zippy-flag) nil) | |
532 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--suicide-flag) nil) | |
533 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--lover) '(your partner)) | |
534 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--bak) nil) | |
535 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--lincount) 0) | |
536 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--*print-upcase*) nil) | |
537 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--*print-space*) nil) | |
538 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--howdyflag) nil) | |
539 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-object) nil)) | |
6679505f JB |
540 | \f |
541 | ;; Define equivalence classes of words that get treated alike. | |
542 | ||
543 | (defun doctor-meaning (x) (get x 'doctor-meaning)) | |
544 | ||
545 | (defmacro doctor-put-meaning (symb val) | |
869c4186 GM |
546 | "Store the base meaning of a word on the property list." |
547 | `(put ',symb 'doctor-meaning ,val)) | |
6679505f JB |
548 | |
549 | (doctor-put-meaning howdy 'howdy) | |
550 | (doctor-put-meaning hi 'howdy) | |
551 | (doctor-put-meaning greetings 'howdy) | |
552 | (doctor-put-meaning hello 'howdy) | |
553 | (doctor-put-meaning tops20 'mach) | |
554 | (doctor-put-meaning tops-20 'mach) | |
555 | (doctor-put-meaning tops 'mach) | |
556 | (doctor-put-meaning pdp11 'mach) | |
557 | (doctor-put-meaning computer 'mach) | |
558 | (doctor-put-meaning unix 'mach) | |
559 | (doctor-put-meaning machine 'mach) | |
560 | (doctor-put-meaning computers 'mach) | |
561 | (doctor-put-meaning machines 'mach) | |
562 | (doctor-put-meaning pdp11s 'mach) | |
563 | (doctor-put-meaning foo 'mach) | |
564 | (doctor-put-meaning foobar 'mach) | |
565 | (doctor-put-meaning multics 'mach) | |
566 | (doctor-put-meaning macsyma 'mach) | |
567 | (doctor-put-meaning teletype 'mach) | |
568 | (doctor-put-meaning la36 'mach) | |
569 | (doctor-put-meaning vt52 'mach) | |
570 | (doctor-put-meaning zork 'mach) | |
571 | (doctor-put-meaning trek 'mach) | |
572 | (doctor-put-meaning startrek 'mach) | |
573 | (doctor-put-meaning advent 'mach) | |
574 | (doctor-put-meaning pdp 'mach) | |
575 | (doctor-put-meaning dec 'mach) | |
576 | (doctor-put-meaning commodore 'mach) | |
577 | (doctor-put-meaning vic 'mach) | |
578 | (doctor-put-meaning bbs 'mach) | |
579 | (doctor-put-meaning modem 'mach) | |
580 | (doctor-put-meaning baud 'mach) | |
581 | (doctor-put-meaning macintosh 'mach) | |
582 | (doctor-put-meaning vax 'mach) | |
583 | (doctor-put-meaning vms 'mach) | |
584 | (doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach) | |
585 | (doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach) | |
586 | (doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul) | |
da4e5ca9 | 587 | (doctor-put-meaning shit 'foul) |
6679505f JB |
588 | (doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul) |
589 | (doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul) | |
590 | (doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul) | |
591 | (doctor-put-meaning hell 'foul) | |
592 | (doctor-put-meaning suck 'foul) | |
593 | (doctor-put-meaning sucking 'foul) | |
594 | (doctor-put-meaning sux 'foul) | |
595 | (doctor-put-meaning ass 'foul) | |
596 | (doctor-put-meaning whore 'foul) | |
597 | (doctor-put-meaning bitch 'foul) | |
598 | (doctor-put-meaning asshole 'foul) | |
599 | (doctor-put-meaning shrink 'foul) | |
600 | (doctor-put-meaning pot 'toke) | |
601 | (doctor-put-meaning grass 'toke) | |
602 | (doctor-put-meaning weed 'toke) | |
603 | (doctor-put-meaning marijuana 'toke) | |
604 | (doctor-put-meaning acapulco 'toke) | |
605 | (doctor-put-meaning columbian 'toke) | |
606 | (doctor-put-meaning tokin 'toke) | |
607 | (doctor-put-meaning joint 'toke) | |
608 | (doctor-put-meaning toke 'toke) | |
609 | (doctor-put-meaning toking 'toke) | |
610 | (doctor-put-meaning tokin\' 'toke) | |
611 | (doctor-put-meaning toked 'toke) | |
612 | (doctor-put-meaning roach 'toke) | |
613 | (doctor-put-meaning pills 'drug) | |
614 | (doctor-put-meaning dope 'drug) | |
615 | (doctor-put-meaning acid 'drug) | |
616 | (doctor-put-meaning lsd 'drug) | |
617 | (doctor-put-meaning speed 'drug) | |
618 | (doctor-put-meaning heroin 'drug) | |
619 | (doctor-put-meaning hash 'drug) | |
620 | (doctor-put-meaning cocaine 'drug) | |
621 | (doctor-put-meaning uppers 'drug) | |
622 | (doctor-put-meaning downers 'drug) | |
623 | (doctor-put-meaning loves 'loves) | |
624 | (doctor-put-meaning love 'love) | |
625 | (doctor-put-meaning loved 'love) | |
626 | (doctor-put-meaning hates 'hates) | |
627 | (doctor-put-meaning dislikes 'hates) | |
628 | (doctor-put-meaning hate 'hate) | |
629 | (doctor-put-meaning hated 'hate) | |
630 | (doctor-put-meaning dislike 'hate) | |
631 | (doctor-put-meaning stoned 'state) | |
632 | (doctor-put-meaning drunk 'state) | |
633 | (doctor-put-meaning drunken 'state) | |
634 | (doctor-put-meaning high 'state) | |
635 | (doctor-put-meaning horny 'state) | |
636 | (doctor-put-meaning blasted 'state) | |
637 | (doctor-put-meaning happy 'state) | |
638 | (doctor-put-meaning paranoid 'state) | |
639 | (doctor-put-meaning wish 'desire) | |
640 | (doctor-put-meaning wishes 'desire) | |
641 | (doctor-put-meaning want 'desire) | |
642 | (doctor-put-meaning desire 'desire) | |
643 | (doctor-put-meaning like 'desire) | |
644 | (doctor-put-meaning hope 'desire) | |
645 | (doctor-put-meaning hopes 'desire) | |
646 | (doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) | |
647 | (doctor-put-meaning wants 'desire) | |
648 | (doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) | |
649 | (doctor-put-meaning likes 'desire) | |
650 | (doctor-put-meaning needs 'desire) | |
651 | (doctor-put-meaning need 'desire) | |
652 | (doctor-put-meaning frustrated 'mood) | |
653 | (doctor-put-meaning depressed 'mood) | |
654 | (doctor-put-meaning annoyed 'mood) | |
655 | (doctor-put-meaning upset 'mood) | |
656 | (doctor-put-meaning unhappy 'mood) | |
657 | (doctor-put-meaning excited 'mood) | |
658 | (doctor-put-meaning worried 'mood) | |
659 | (doctor-put-meaning lonely 'mood) | |
660 | (doctor-put-meaning angry 'mood) | |
661 | (doctor-put-meaning mad 'mood) | |
da4e5ca9 | 662 | (doctor-put-meaning pissed 'mood) |
6679505f JB |
663 | (doctor-put-meaning jealous 'mood) |
664 | (doctor-put-meaning afraid 'fear) | |
665 | (doctor-put-meaning terrified 'fear) | |
666 | (doctor-put-meaning fear 'fear) | |
667 | (doctor-put-meaning scared 'fear) | |
668 | (doctor-put-meaning frightened 'fear) | |
669 | (doctor-put-meaning virginity 'sexnoun) | |
670 | (doctor-put-meaning virgins 'sexnoun) | |
671 | (doctor-put-meaning virgin 'sexnoun) | |
672 | (doctor-put-meaning cock 'sexnoun) | |
673 | (doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun) | |
674 | (doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun) | |
675 | (doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun) | |
da4e5ca9 RS |
676 | (doctor-put-meaning cunt 'sexnoun) |
677 | (doctor-put-meaning cunts 'sexnoun) | |
6679505f JB |
678 | (doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun) |
679 | (doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun) | |
680 | (doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun) | |
681 | (doctor-put-meaning rapes 'sexnoun) | |
682 | (doctor-put-meaning wife 'family) | |
683 | (doctor-put-meaning family 'family) | |
684 | (doctor-put-meaning brothers 'family) | |
685 | (doctor-put-meaning sisters 'family) | |
686 | (doctor-put-meaning parent 'family) | |
687 | (doctor-put-meaning parents 'family) | |
688 | (doctor-put-meaning brother 'family) | |
689 | (doctor-put-meaning sister 'family) | |
690 | (doctor-put-meaning father 'family) | |
691 | (doctor-put-meaning mother 'family) | |
692 | (doctor-put-meaning husband 'family) | |
693 | (doctor-put-meaning siblings 'family) | |
694 | (doctor-put-meaning grandmother 'family) | |
695 | (doctor-put-meaning grandfather 'family) | |
696 | (doctor-put-meaning maternal 'family) | |
697 | (doctor-put-meaning paternal 'family) | |
698 | (doctor-put-meaning stab 'death) | |
699 | (doctor-put-meaning murder 'death) | |
700 | (doctor-put-meaning murders 'death) | |
701 | (doctor-put-meaning suicide 'death) | |
702 | (doctor-put-meaning suicides 'death) | |
703 | (doctor-put-meaning kill 'death) | |
704 | (doctor-put-meaning kills 'death) | |
f535f6b2 | 705 | (doctor-put-meaning killing 'death) |
6679505f JB |
706 | (doctor-put-meaning die 'death) |
707 | (doctor-put-meaning dies 'death) | |
708 | (doctor-put-meaning died 'death) | |
709 | (doctor-put-meaning dead 'death) | |
710 | (doctor-put-meaning death 'death) | |
711 | (doctor-put-meaning deaths 'death) | |
712 | (doctor-put-meaning pain 'symptoms) | |
713 | (doctor-put-meaning ache 'symptoms) | |
714 | (doctor-put-meaning fever 'symptoms) | |
715 | (doctor-put-meaning sore 'symptoms) | |
716 | (doctor-put-meaning aching 'symptoms) | |
717 | (doctor-put-meaning stomachache 'symptoms) | |
718 | (doctor-put-meaning headache 'symptoms) | |
719 | (doctor-put-meaning hurts 'symptoms) | |
720 | (doctor-put-meaning disease 'symptoms) | |
721 | (doctor-put-meaning virus 'symptoms) | |
722 | (doctor-put-meaning vomit 'symptoms) | |
723 | (doctor-put-meaning vomiting 'symptoms) | |
724 | (doctor-put-meaning barf 'symptoms) | |
725 | (doctor-put-meaning toothache 'symptoms) | |
726 | (doctor-put-meaning hurt 'symptoms) | |
727 | (doctor-put-meaning rum 'alcohol) | |
728 | (doctor-put-meaning gin 'alcohol) | |
729 | (doctor-put-meaning vodka 'alcohol) | |
730 | (doctor-put-meaning alcohol 'alcohol) | |
731 | (doctor-put-meaning bourbon 'alcohol) | |
732 | (doctor-put-meaning beer 'alcohol) | |
733 | (doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol) | |
734 | (doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol) | |
735 | (doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol) | |
da4e5ca9 RS |
736 | (doctor-put-meaning fuck 'sexverb) |
737 | (doctor-put-meaning fucked 'sexverb) | |
6679505f JB |
738 | (doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb) |
739 | (doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb) | |
da4e5ca9 | 740 | (doctor-put-meaning fucking 'sexverb) |
6679505f JB |
741 | (doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb) |
742 | (doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb) | |
743 | (doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb) | |
744 | (doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb) | |
745 | (doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb) | |
746 | (doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb) | |
da4e5ca9 | 747 | (doctor-put-meaning fucks 'sexverb) |
6679505f JB |
748 | (doctor-put-meaning because 'conj) |
749 | (doctor-put-meaning but 'conj) | |
750 | (doctor-put-meaning however 'conj) | |
751 | (doctor-put-meaning besides 'conj) | |
752 | (doctor-put-meaning anyway 'conj) | |
753 | (doctor-put-meaning that 'conj) | |
754 | (doctor-put-meaning except 'conj) | |
755 | (doctor-put-meaning why 'conj) | |
756 | (doctor-put-meaning how 'conj) | |
757 | (doctor-put-meaning until 'when) | |
758 | (doctor-put-meaning when 'when) | |
759 | (doctor-put-meaning whenever 'when) | |
760 | (doctor-put-meaning while 'when) | |
761 | (doctor-put-meaning since 'when) | |
762 | (doctor-put-meaning rms 'rms) | |
763 | (doctor-put-meaning stallman 'rms) | |
764 | (doctor-put-meaning school 'school) | |
765 | (doctor-put-meaning schools 'school) | |
766 | (doctor-put-meaning skool 'school) | |
767 | (doctor-put-meaning grade 'school) | |
768 | (doctor-put-meaning grades 'school) | |
769 | (doctor-put-meaning teacher 'school) | |
770 | (doctor-put-meaning teachers 'school) | |
771 | (doctor-put-meaning classes 'school) | |
772 | (doctor-put-meaning professor 'school) | |
773 | (doctor-put-meaning prof 'school) | |
774 | (doctor-put-meaning profs 'school) | |
775 | (doctor-put-meaning professors 'school) | |
776 | (doctor-put-meaning mit 'school) | |
777 | (doctor-put-meaning emacs 'eliza) | |
778 | (doctor-put-meaning eliza 'eliza) | |
779 | (doctor-put-meaning liza 'eliza) | |
780 | (doctor-put-meaning elisa 'eliza) | |
781 | (doctor-put-meaning weizenbaum 'eliza) | |
782 | (doctor-put-meaning doktor 'eliza) | |
eb8c3be9 | 783 | (doctor-put-meaning athletics 'sports) |
6679505f JB |
784 | (doctor-put-meaning baseball 'sports) |
785 | (doctor-put-meaning basketball 'sports) | |
786 | (doctor-put-meaning football 'sports) | |
787 | (doctor-put-meaning frisbee 'sports) | |
788 | (doctor-put-meaning gym 'sports) | |
789 | (doctor-put-meaning gymnastics 'sports) | |
790 | (doctor-put-meaning hockey 'sports) | |
791 | (doctor-put-meaning lacrosse 'sports) | |
792 | (doctor-put-meaning soccer 'sports) | |
793 | (doctor-put-meaning softball 'sports) | |
794 | (doctor-put-meaning sports 'sports) | |
795 | (doctor-put-meaning swimming 'sports) | |
796 | (doctor-put-meaning swim 'sports) | |
797 | (doctor-put-meaning tennis 'sports) | |
798 | (doctor-put-meaning volleyball 'sports) | |
799 | (doctor-put-meaning math 'math) | |
800 | (doctor-put-meaning mathematics 'math) | |
801 | (doctor-put-meaning mathematical 'math) | |
802 | (doctor-put-meaning theorem 'math) | |
803 | (doctor-put-meaning axiom 'math) | |
804 | (doctor-put-meaning lemma 'math) | |
805 | (doctor-put-meaning algebra 'math) | |
806 | (doctor-put-meaning algebraic 'math) | |
807 | (doctor-put-meaning trig 'math) | |
808 | (doctor-put-meaning trigonometry 'math) | |
809 | (doctor-put-meaning trigonometric 'math) | |
810 | (doctor-put-meaning geometry 'math) | |
811 | (doctor-put-meaning geometric 'math) | |
812 | (doctor-put-meaning calculus 'math) | |
813 | (doctor-put-meaning arithmetic 'math) | |
814 | (doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) | |
815 | (doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) | |
816 | (doctor-put-meaning pinhead 'zippy) | |
817 | (doctor-put-meaning chat 'chat) | |
818 | \f | |
819 | ;;;###autoload | |
820 | (defun doctor () | |
821 | "Switch to *doctor* buffer and start giving psychotherapy." | |
822 | (interactive) | |
823 | (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*") | |
824 | (doctor-mode)) | |
825 | ||
826 | (defun doctor-ret-or-read (arg) | |
827 | "Insert a newline if preceding character is not a newline. | |
828 | Otherwise call the Doctor to parse preceding sentence." | |
829 | (interactive "*p") | |
830 | (if (= (preceding-char) ?\n) | |
831 | (doctor-read-print) | |
832 | (newline arg))) | |
833 | ||
834 | (defun doctor-read-print nil | |
835 | "top level loop" | |
836 | (interactive) | |
837 | (let ((sent (doctor-readin))) | |
838 | (insert "\n") | |
869c4186 | 839 | (setq doctor--lincount (1+ doctor--lincount)) |
6679505f JB |
840 | (doctor-doc sent) |
841 | (insert "\n") | |
869c4186 | 842 | (setq doctor--bak sent))) |
6679505f JB |
843 | |
844 | (defun doctor-readin nil | |
845 | "Read a sentence. Return it as a list of words." | |
846 | (let (sentence) | |
847 | (backward-sentence 1) | |
848 | (while (not (eobp)) | |
849 | (setq sentence (append sentence (list (doctor-read-token))))) | |
850 | sentence)) | |
851 | ||
852 | (defun doctor-read-token () | |
853 | "read one word from buffer" | |
854 | (prog1 (intern (downcase (buffer-substring (point) | |
855 | (progn | |
856 | (forward-word 1) | |
857 | (point))))) | |
858 | (re-search-forward "\\Sw*"))) | |
859 | \f | |
860 | ;; Main processing function for sentences that have been read. | |
861 | ||
869c4186 | 862 | (defun doctor-doc (doctor-sent) |
6679505f | 863 | (cond |
869c4186 GM |
864 | ((equal doctor-sent '(foo)) |
865 | (doctor-type '(bar! (doc$ doctor--please)(doc$ doctor--continue) \.))) | |
866 | ((member doctor-sent doctor--howareyoulst) | |
867 | (doctor-type '(i\'m ok \. (doc$ doctor--describe) yourself \.))) | |
868 | ((or (member doctor-sent '((good bye) (see you later) (i quit) (so long) | |
6679505f | 869 | (go away) (get lost))) |
869c4186 | 870 | (memq (car doctor-sent) |
a1506d29 | 871 | '(bye halt break quit done exit goodbye |
6679505f | 872 | bye\, stop pause goodbye\, stop pause))) |
869c4186 GM |
873 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--bye))) |
874 | ((and (eq (car doctor-sent) 'you) | |
875 | (memq (cadr doctor-sent) doctor--abusewords)) | |
876 | (setq doctor-found (cadr doctor-sent)) | |
877 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--abuselst))) | |
878 | ((eq (car doctor-sent) 'whatmeans) | |
879 | (doctor-def (cadr doctor-sent))) | |
880 | ((equal doctor-sent '(parse)) | |
881 | (doctor-type (list 'subj '= doctor-subj ", " | |
882 | 'verb '= doctor-verb "\n" | |
883 | 'object 'phrase '= doctor-obj "," | |
884 | 'noun 'form '= doctor-object "\n" | |
885 | 'current 'keyword 'is doctor-found | |
6679505f JB |
886 | ", " |
887 | 'most 'recent 'possessive | |
869c4186 | 888 | 'is doctor-owner "\n" |
6679505f JB |
889 | 'sentence 'used 'was |
890 | "..." | |
869c4186 GM |
891 | '(doc// doctor--bak)))) |
892 | ((memq (car doctor-sent) '(are is do has have how when where who why)) | |
893 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--qlist))) | |
894 | ;; ((eq (car doctor-sent) 'forget) | |
895 | ;; (set (cadr doctor-sent) nil) | |
896 | ;; (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--isee)(doc$ doctor--please) | |
897 | ;; (doc$ doctor--continue)\.))) | |
6679505f | 898 | (t |
869c4186 GM |
899 | (if (doctor-defq doctor-sent) (doctor-define doctor-sent doctor-found)) |
900 | (if (> (length doctor-sent) 12)(setq doctor-sent (doctor-shorten doctor-sent))) | |
901 | (setq doctor-sent (doctor-correct-spelling (doctor-replace doctor-sent doctor--replist))) | |
902 | (cond ((and (not (memq 'me doctor-sent))(not (memq 'i doctor-sent)) | |
903 | (memq 'am doctor-sent)) | |
904 | (setq doctor-sent (doctor-replace doctor-sent '((am . (are))))))) | |
905 | (cond ((equal (car doctor-sent) 'yow) (doctor-zippy)) | |
906 | ((< (length doctor-sent) 2) | |
907 | (cond ((eq (doctor-meaning (car doctor-sent)) 'howdy) | |
6679505f JB |
908 | (doctor-howdy)) |
909 | (t (doctor-short)))) | |
910 | (t | |
869c4186 GM |
911 | (if (memq 'am doctor-sent) |
912 | (setq doctor-sent (doctor-replace doctor-sent '((me . (i)))))) | |
913 | (setq doctor-sent (doctor-fixup doctor-sent)) | |
914 | (if (and (eq (car doctor-sent) 'do) (eq (cadr doctor-sent) 'not)) | |
6679505f | 915 | (cond ((zerop (random 3)) |
869c4186 | 916 | (doctor-type '(are you (doc$ doctor--afraidof) that \?))) |
6679505f JB |
917 | ((zerop (random 2)) |
918 | (doctor-type '(don\'t tell me what to do \. i am the | |
a8bccd82 | 919 | doctor here!)) |
6679505f JB |
920 | (doctor-rthing)) |
921 | (t | |
869c4186 GM |
922 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whysay) that i shouldn\'t |
923 | (cddr doctor-sent) | |
6679505f | 924 | \?)))) |
869c4186 | 925 | (doctor-go (doctor-wherego doctor-sent)))))))) |
6679505f JB |
926 | \f |
927 | ;; Things done to process sentences once read. | |
928 | ||
929 | (defun doctor-correct-spelling (sent) | |
930 | "Correct the spelling and expand each word in sentence." | |
931 | (if sent | |
7382bcae | 932 | (apply 'append (mapcar (lambda (word) |
869c4186 GM |
933 | (if (memq word doctor--typos) |
934 | (get (get word 'doctor-correction) | |
935 | 'doctor-expansion) | |
6679505f JB |
936 | (list word))) |
937 | sent)))) | |
938 | ||
939 | (defun doctor-shorten (sent) | |
eb8c3be9 | 940 | "Make a sentence manageably short using a few hacks." |
6679505f | 941 | (let (foo |
27664fbe | 942 | (retval sent) |
6679505f JB |
943 | (temp '(because but however besides anyway until |
944 | while that except why how))) | |
945 | (while temp | |
946 | (setq foo (memq (car temp) sent)) | |
947 | (if (and foo | |
948 | (> (length foo) 3)) | |
27664fbe RS |
949 | (setq retval (doctor-fixup foo) |
950 | temp nil) | |
6679505f JB |
951 | (setq temp (cdr temp)))) |
952 | retval)) | |
953 | ||
954 | (defun doctor-define (sent found) | |
955 | (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) | |
956 | (and | |
869c4186 GM |
957 | (doctor-nounp doctor-subj) |
958 | (not (doctor-pronounp doctor-subj)) | |
959 | doctor-subj | |
960 | (doctor-meaning doctor-object) | |
961 | (put doctor-subj 'doctor-meaning (doctor-meaning doctor-object)) | |
6679505f JB |
962 | t)) |
963 | ||
964 | (defun doctor-defq (sent) | |
869c4186 GM |
965 | "Set global var DOCTOR-FOUND to first keyword found in sentence SENT." |
966 | (setq doctor-found nil) | |
6679505f JB |
967 | (let ((temp '(means applies mean refers refer related |
968 | similar defined associated linked like same))) | |
969 | (while temp | |
970 | (if (memq (car temp) sent) | |
869c4186 | 971 | (setq doctor-found (car temp) |
6679505f JB |
972 | temp nil) |
973 | (setq temp (cdr temp))))) | |
869c4186 | 974 | doctor-found) |
6679505f JB |
975 | |
976 | (defun doctor-def (x) | |
869c4186 GM |
977 | (doctor-type (list 'the 'word x 'means (doctor-meaning x) 'to 'me)) |
978 | nil) | |
6679505f JB |
979 | |
980 | (defun doctor-forget () | |
981 | "Delete the last element of the history list." | |
869c4186 | 982 | (setq doctor--history (reverse (cdr (reverse doctor--history))))) |
6679505f JB |
983 | |
984 | (defun doctor-query (x) | |
985 | "Prompt for a line of input from the minibuffer until a noun or verb is seen. | |
986 | Put dialogue in buffer." | |
987 | (let (a | |
988 | (prompt (concat (doctor-make-string x) | |
989 | " what \? ")) | |
990 | retval) | |
991 | (while (not retval) | |
992 | (while (not a) | |
993 | (insert ?\n | |
994 | prompt | |
995 | (read-string prompt) | |
996 | ?\n) | |
997 | (setq a (doctor-readin))) | |
998 | (while (and a (not retval)) | |
999 | (cond ((doctor-nounp (car a)) | |
1000 | (setq retval (car a))) | |
1001 | ((doctor-verbp (car a)) | |
1002 | (setq retval (doctor-build | |
1003 | (doctor-build x " ") | |
1004 | (car a)))) | |
1005 | ((setq a (cdr a)))))) | |
1006 | retval)) | |
1007 | ||
1008 | (defun doctor-subjsearch (sent key type) | |
1009 | "Search for the subject of a sentence SENT, looking for the noun closest | |
869c4186 | 1010 | to and preceding KEY by at least TYPE words. Set global variable doctor-subj to |
6679505f JB |
1011 | the subject noun, and return the portion of the sentence following it." |
1012 | (let ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) type))) | |
1013 | (while (and (> i -1) (not (doctor-nounp (nth i sent)))) | |
1014 | (setq i (1- i))) | |
1015 | (cond ((> i -1) | |
869c4186 | 1016 | (setq doctor-subj (nth i sent)) |
6679505f JB |
1017 | (nthcdr (1+ i) sent)) |
1018 | (t | |
869c4186 | 1019 | (setq doctor-subj 'you) |
6679505f JB |
1020 | nil)))) |
1021 | ||
1022 | (defun doctor-nounp (x) | |
1023 | "Returns t if the symbol argument is a noun." | |
1024 | (or (doctor-pronounp x) | |
1025 | (not (or (doctor-verbp x) | |
1026 | (equal x 'not) | |
1027 | (doctor-prepp x) | |
1028 | (doctor-modifierp x) )) )) | |
1029 | ||
1030 | (defun doctor-pronounp (x) | |
1031 | "Returns t if the symbol argument is a pronoun." | |
1032 | (memq x '( | |
1033 | i me mine myself | |
1034 | we us ours ourselves ourself | |
1035 | you yours yourself yourselves | |
1036 | he him himself she hers herself | |
1037 | it that those this these things thing | |
1038 | they them themselves theirs | |
1039 | anybody everybody somebody | |
1040 | anyone everyone someone | |
1041 | anything something everything))) | |
1042 | ||
0ff22356 SM |
1043 | (dolist (x |
1044 | '(abort aborted aborts ask asked asks am | |
1045 | applied applies apply are associate | |
1046 | associated ate | |
1047 | be became become becomes becoming | |
1048 | been being believe believed believes | |
1049 | bit bite bites bore bored bores boring bought buy buys buying | |
1050 | call called calling calls came can caught catch come | |
1051 | contract contracted contracts control controlled controls | |
1052 | could croak croaks croaked cut cuts | |
1053 | dare dared define defines dial dialed dials did die died dies | |
1054 | dislike disliked | |
1055 | dislikes do does drank drink drinks drinking | |
1056 | drive drives driving drove dying | |
1057 | eat eating eats expand expanded expands | |
1058 | expect expected expects expel expels expelled | |
1059 | explain explained explains | |
1060 | fart farts feel feels felt fight fights find finds finding | |
1061 | forget forgets forgot fought found | |
1062 | fuck fucked fucking fucks | |
1063 | gave get gets getting give gives go goes going gone got gotten | |
1064 | had harm harms has hate hated hates have having | |
1065 | hear heard hears hearing help helped helping helps | |
1066 | hit hits hope hoped hopes hurt hurts | |
1067 | implies imply is | |
1068 | join joined joins jump jumped jumps | |
1069 | keep keeping keeps kept | |
1070 | kill killed killing kills kiss kissed kisses kissing | |
1071 | knew know knows | |
1072 | laid lay lays let lets lie lied lies like liked likes | |
1073 | liking listen listens | |
1074 | login look looked looking looks | |
1075 | lose losing lost | |
1076 | love loved loves loving | |
1077 | luse lusing lust lusts | |
1078 | made make makes making may mean means meant might | |
1079 | move moved moves moving must | |
1080 | need needed needs | |
1081 | order ordered orders ought | |
1082 | paid pay pays pick picked picking picks | |
1083 | placed placing prefer prefers put puts | |
1084 | ran rape raped rapes | |
1085 | read reading reads recall receive received receives | |
1086 | refer refered referred refers | |
1087 | relate related relates remember remembered remembers | |
1088 | romp romped romps run running runs | |
1089 | said sang sat saw say says | |
1090 | screw screwed screwing screws scrod see sees seem seemed | |
1091 | seems seen sell selling sells | |
1092 | send sendind sends sent shall shoot shot should | |
1093 | sing sings sit sits sitting sold studied study | |
1094 | take takes taking talk talked talking talks tell tells telling | |
1095 | think thinks | |
1096 | thought told took tooled touch touched touches touching | |
1097 | transfer transferred transfers transmit transmits transmitted | |
1098 | type types types typing | |
1099 | walk walked walking walks want wanted wants was watch | |
1100 | watched watching went were will wish would work worked works | |
1101 | write writes writing wrote use used uses using)) | |
1102 | (put x 'doctor-sentence-type 'verb)) | |
6679505f JB |
1103 | |
1104 | (defun doctor-verbp (x) (if (symbolp x) | |
1105 | (eq (get x 'doctor-sentence-type) 'verb))) | |
1106 | ||
1107 | (defun doctor-plural (x) | |
1108 | "Form the plural of the word argument." | |
1109 | (let ((foo (doctor-make-string x))) | |
1110 | (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "s") | |
1111 | (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -2 -1) "s") | |
1112 | (intern (concat foo "es"))) | |
1113 | (t x))) | |
1114 | ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "y") | |
1115 | (intern (concat (substring foo 0 -1) | |
1116 | "ies"))) | |
1117 | (t (intern (concat foo "s")))))) | |
1118 | ||
1119 | (defun doctor-setprep (sent key) | |
1120 | (let ((val) | |
1121 | (foo (memq key sent))) | |
454473ea JPW |
1122 | (cond ((doctor-prepp (cadr foo)) |
1123 | (setq val (doctor-getnoun (cddr foo))) | |
6679505f JB |
1124 | (cond (val val) |
1125 | (t 'something))) | |
454473ea JPW |
1126 | ((doctor-articlep (cadr foo)) |
1127 | (setq val (doctor-getnoun (cddr foo))) | |
1128 | (cond (val (doctor-build (doctor-build (cadr foo) " ") val)) | |
6679505f JB |
1129 | (t 'something))) |
1130 | (t 'something)))) | |
1131 | ||
1132 | (defun doctor-getnoun (x) | |
869c4186 GM |
1133 | (cond ((null x)(setq doctor-object 'something)) |
1134 | ((atom x)(setq doctor-object x)) | |
6679505f | 1135 | ((eq (length x) 1) |
869c4186 GM |
1136 | (setq doctor-object (cond |
1137 | ((doctor-nounp (setq doctor-object (car x))) doctor-object) | |
1138 | (t (doctor-query doctor-object))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1139 | ((eq (car x) 'to) |
1140 | (doctor-build 'to\ (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) | |
1141 | ((doctor-prepp (car x)) | |
1142 | (doctor-getnoun (cdr x))) | |
1143 | ((not (doctor-nounp (car x))) | |
1144 | (doctor-build (doctor-build (cdr (assq (car x) | |
1145 | (append | |
1146 | '((a . this) | |
1147 | (some . this) | |
1148 | (one . that)) | |
1149 | (list | |
1150 | (cons | |
1151 | (car x) (car x)))))) | |
1152 | " ") | |
1153 | (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) | |
869c4186 | 1154 | (t (setq doctor-object (car x)) |
daa6ddb5 RS |
1155 | (doctor-build (doctor-build (car x) " ") (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) |
1156 | )) | |
6679505f JB |
1157 | |
1158 | (defun doctor-modifierp (x) | |
1159 | (or (doctor-adjectivep x) | |
1160 | (doctor-adverbp x) | |
1161 | (doctor-othermodifierp x))) | |
1162 | ||
1163 | (defun doctor-adjectivep (x) | |
1164 | (or (numberp x) | |
1165 | (doctor-nmbrp x) | |
1166 | (doctor-articlep x) | |
1167 | (doctor-colorp x) | |
1168 | (doctor-sizep x) | |
1169 | (doctor-possessivepronounp x))) | |
1170 | ||
1171 | (defun doctor-adverbp (xx) | |
b8797e1f RS |
1172 | (let ((xxstr (doctor-make-string xx))) |
1173 | (and (>= (length xxstr) 2) | |
f8ad4950 GM |
1174 | (string-equal (substring (doctor-make-string xx) -2) "ly") |
1175 | (not (memq xx '(family fly jelly rally)))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1176 | |
1177 | (defun doctor-articlep (x) | |
1178 | (memq x '(the a an))) | |
1179 | ||
1180 | (defun doctor-nmbrp (x) | |
1181 | (memq x '(one two three four five six seven eight nine ten | |
1182 | eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen | |
1183 | sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen | |
1184 | twenty thirty forty fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety | |
1185 | hundred thousand million billion | |
1186 | half quarter | |
1187 | first second third fourth fifth | |
eb8c3be9 | 1188 | sixth seventh eighth ninth tenth))) |
a1506d29 | 1189 | |
6679505f JB |
1190 | (defun doctor-colorp (x) |
1191 | (memq x '(beige black blue brown crimson | |
1192 | gray grey green | |
1193 | orange pink purple red tan tawny | |
1194 | violet white yellow))) | |
1195 | ||
1196 | (defun doctor-sizep (x) | |
1197 | (memq x '(big large tall fat wide thick | |
1198 | small petite short thin skinny))) | |
1199 | ||
1200 | (defun doctor-possessivepronounp (x) | |
1201 | (memq x '(my your his her our their))) | |
1202 | ||
1203 | (defun doctor-othermodifierp (x) | |
1204 | (memq x '(all also always amusing any anyway associated awesome | |
1205 | bad beautiful best better but certain clear | |
1206 | ever every fantastic fun funny | |
0f668406 | 1207 | good great grody gross however if ignorant |
6679505f JB |
1208 | less linked losing lusing many more much |
1209 | never nice obnoxious often poor pretty real related rich | |
1210 | similar some stupid super superb | |
1211 | terrible terrific too total tubular ugly very))) | |
1212 | ||
1213 | (defun doctor-prepp (x) | |
1214 | (memq x '(about above after around as at | |
1215 | before beneath behind beside between by | |
1216 | for from in inside into | |
1217 | like near next of on onto over | |
1218 | same through thru to toward towards | |
1219 | under underneath with without))) | |
1220 | ||
1221 | (defun doctor-remember (thing) | |
869c4186 GM |
1222 | (cond ((null doctor--history) |
1223 | (setq doctor--history (list thing))) | |
1224 | (t (setq doctor--history (append doctor--history (list thing)))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1225 | |
1226 | (defun doctor-type (x) | |
1227 | (setq x (doctor-fix-2 x)) | |
1228 | (doctor-txtype (doctor-assm x))) | |
1229 | ||
1230 | (defun doctor-fixup (sent) | |
1231 | (setq sent (append | |
1232 | (cdr | |
1233 | (assq (car sent) | |
1234 | (append | |
1235 | '((me i) | |
1236 | (him he) | |
1237 | (her she) | |
1238 | (them they) | |
1239 | (okay) | |
1240 | (well) | |
1241 | (sigh) | |
1242 | (hmm) | |
1243 | (hmmm) | |
1244 | (hmmmm) | |
1245 | (hmmmmm) | |
1246 | (gee) | |
1247 | (sure) | |
1248 | (great) | |
1249 | (oh) | |
1250 | (fine) | |
1251 | (ok) | |
1252 | (no)) | |
1253 | (list (list (car sent) | |
1254 | (car sent)))))) | |
1255 | (cdr sent))) | |
1256 | (doctor-fix-2 sent)) | |
1257 | ||
1258 | (defun doctor-fix-2 (sent) | |
1259 | (let ((foo sent)) | |
1260 | (while foo | |
1261 | (if (and (eq (car foo) 'me) | |
454473ea | 1262 | (doctor-verbp (cadr foo))) |
6679505f JB |
1263 | (rplaca foo 'i) |
1264 | (cond ((eq (car foo) 'you) | |
454473ea | 1265 | (cond ((memq (cadr foo) '(am be been is)) |
6679505f | 1266 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'are)) |
454473ea | 1267 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(has)) |
6679505f | 1268 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)) |
454473ea | 1269 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(was)) |
6679505f JB |
1270 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'were)))) |
1271 | ((equal (car foo) 'i) | |
454473ea | 1272 | (cond ((memq (cadr foo) '(are is be been)) |
6679505f | 1273 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'am)) |
454473ea | 1274 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(were)) |
6679505f | 1275 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'was)) |
454473ea | 1276 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(has)) |
6679505f JB |
1277 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)))) |
1278 | ((and (doctor-verbp (car foo)) | |
454473ea JPW |
1279 | (eq (cadr foo) 'i) |
1280 | (not (doctor-verbp (car (cddr foo))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1281 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'me)) |
1282 | ((and (eq (car foo) 'a) | |
1283 | (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char | |
454473ea | 1284 | (doctor-make-string (cadr foo))))) |
6679505f JB |
1285 | (rplaca foo 'an)) |
1286 | ((and (eq (car foo) 'an) | |
1287 | (not (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char | |
454473ea | 1288 | (doctor-make-string (cadr foo)))))) |
6679505f JB |
1289 | (rplaca foo 'a))) |
1290 | (setq foo (cdr foo)))) | |
1291 | sent)) | |
1292 | ||
1293 | (defun doctor-vowelp (x) | |
1294 | (memq x '(?a ?e ?i ?o ?u))) | |
1295 | ||
1296 | (defun doctor-replace (sent rlist) | |
1297 | "Replace any element of SENT that is the car of a replacement | |
1298 | element pair in RLIST." | |
1299 | (apply 'append | |
1300 | (mapcar | |
6679505f JB |
1301 | (lambda (x) |
1302 | (cdr (or (assq x rlist) ; either find a replacement | |
869c4186 GM |
1303 | (list x x)))) ; or fake an identity mapping |
1304 | sent))) | |
6679505f JB |
1305 | |
1306 | (defun doctor-wherego (sent) | |
869c4186 | 1307 | (cond ((null sent)(doc$ doctor--whereoutp)) |
6679505f JB |
1308 | ((null (doctor-meaning (car sent))) |
1309 | (doctor-wherego (cond ((zerop (random 2)) | |
1310 | (reverse (cdr sent))) | |
1311 | (t (cdr sent))))) | |
1312 | (t | |
869c4186 | 1313 | (setq doctor-found (car sent)) |
6679505f JB |
1314 | (doctor-meaning (car sent))))) |
1315 | ||
1316 | (defun doctor-svo (sent key type mem) | |
1317 | "Find subject, verb and object in sentence SENT with focus on word KEY. | |
1318 | TYPE is number of words preceding KEY to start looking for subject. | |
1319 | MEM is t if results are to be put on Doctor's memory stack. | |
869c4186 GM |
1320 | Return in the global variables DOCTOR-SUBJ, DOCTOR-VERB, DOCTOR-OBJECT, |
1321 | and DOCTOR-OBJ." | |
4746118a | 1322 | (let ((foo (doctor-subjsearch sent key type))) |
6679505f JB |
1323 | (or foo |
1324 | (setq foo sent | |
1325 | mem nil)) | |
1326 | (while (and (null (doctor-verbp (car foo))) (cdr foo)) | |
1327 | (setq foo (cdr foo))) | |
869c4186 GM |
1328 | (setq doctor-verb (car foo)) |
1329 | (setq doctor-obj (doctor-getnoun (cdr foo))) | |
1330 | (cond ((eq doctor-object 'i)(setq doctor-object 'me)) | |
1331 | ((eq doctor-subj 'me)(setq doctor-subj 'i))) | |
1332 | (cond (mem (doctor-remember (list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj)))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1333 | |
1334 | (defun doctor-possess (sent key) | |
1335 | "Set possessive in SENT for keyword KEY. | |
869c4186 | 1336 | Hack on previous word, setting global variable DOCTOR-OWNER to correct result." |
6679505f JB |
1337 | (let* ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) 1)) |
1338 | (prev (if (< i 0) 'your | |
1339 | (nth i sent)))) | |
869c4186 GM |
1340 | (setq doctor-owner |
1341 | (if (or (doctor-possessivepronounp prev) | |
1342 | (string-equal "s" | |
1343 | (substring (doctor-make-string prev) | |
1344 | -1))) | |
1345 | prev | |
1346 | 'your)))) | |
6679505f JB |
1347 | \f |
1348 | ;; Output of replies. | |
1349 | ||
1350 | (defun doctor-txtype (ans) | |
1351 | "Output to buffer a list of symbols or strings as a sentence." | |
869c4186 | 1352 | (setq doctor--*print-upcase* t doctor--*print-space* nil) |
0ff22356 | 1353 | (mapc 'doctor-type-symbol ans) |
6679505f JB |
1354 | (insert "\n")) |
1355 | ||
1356 | (defun doctor-type-symbol (word) | |
1357 | "Output a symbol to the buffer with some fancy case and spacing hacks." | |
1358 | (setq word (doctor-make-string word)) | |
1359 | (if (string-equal word "i") (setq word "I")) | |
869c4186 GM |
1360 | (when doctor--*print-upcase* |
1361 | (setq word (capitalize word)) | |
1362 | (if doctor--*print-space* (insert " "))) | |
6679505f | 1363 | (cond ((or (string-match "^[.,;:?! ]" word) |
869c4186 | 1364 | (not doctor--*print-space*)) |
6679505f | 1365 | (insert word)) |
6f08431c | 1366 | (t (insert ?\s word))) |
a1982090 RS |
1367 | (and auto-fill-function |
1368 | (> (current-column) fill-column) | |
1369 | (apply auto-fill-function nil)) | |
869c4186 GM |
1370 | (setq doctor--*print-upcase* (string-match "[.?!]$" word) |
1371 | doctor--*print-space* t)) | |
6679505f JB |
1372 | |
1373 | (defun doctor-build (str1 str2) | |
1374 | "Make a symbol out of the concatenation of the two non-list arguments." | |
1375 | (cond ((null str1) str2) | |
1376 | ((null str2) str1) | |
1377 | ((and (atom str1) | |
1378 | (atom str2)) | |
1379 | (intern (concat (doctor-make-string str1) | |
1380 | (doctor-make-string str2)))) | |
1381 | (t nil))) | |
1382 | ||
1383 | (defun doctor-make-string (obj) | |
1384 | (cond ((stringp obj) obj) | |
1385 | ((symbolp obj) (symbol-name obj)) | |
1386 | ((numberp obj) (int-to-string obj)) | |
1387 | (t ""))) | |
1388 | ||
1389 | (defun doctor-concat (x y) | |
1390 | "Like append, but force atomic arguments to be lists." | |
1391 | (append | |
1392 | (if (and x (atom x)) (list x) x) | |
1393 | (if (and y (atom y)) (list y) y))) | |
1394 | ||
1395 | (defun doctor-assm (proto) | |
1396 | (cond ((null proto) nil) | |
1397 | ((atom proto) (list proto)) | |
1398 | ((atom (car proto)) | |
1399 | (cons (car proto) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))) | |
1400 | (t (doctor-concat (doctor-assm (eval (car proto))) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))))) | |
1401 | \f | |
1402 | ;; Functions that handle specific words or meanings when found. | |
1403 | ||
1404 | (defun doctor-go (destination) | |
1405 | "Call a `doctor-*' function." | |
1406 | (funcall (intern (concat "doctor-" (doctor-make-string destination))))) | |
1407 | ||
1408 | (defun doctor-desire1 () | |
869c4186 | 1409 | (doctor-go (doc$ doctor--whereoutp))) |
6679505f JB |
1410 | |
1411 | (defun doctor-huh () | |
869c4186 GM |
1412 | (cond ((< (length doctor-sent) 9) (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--huhlst))) |
1413 | (t (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--longhuhlst))))) | |
6679505f | 1414 | |
869c4186 | 1415 | (defun doctor-rthing () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--thlst))) |
6679505f | 1416 | |
869c4186 GM |
1417 | (defun doctor-remem () (cond ((null doctor--history)(doctor-huh)) |
1418 | ((doctor-type (doc$ doctor--remlst))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1419 | |
1420 | (defun doctor-howdy () | |
869c4186 GM |
1421 | (cond ((not doctor--howdyflag) |
1422 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--hello) what brings you to see me \?)) | |
1423 | (setq doctor--howdyflag t)) | |
6679505f | 1424 | (t |
869c4186 GM |
1425 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) we\'ve introduced ourselves already \.)) |
1426 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--things) \.))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1427 | |
1428 | (defun doctor-when () | |
869c4186 | 1429 | (cond ((< (length (memq doctor-found doctor-sent)) 3)(doctor-short)) |
6679505f | 1430 | (t |
869c4186 GM |
1431 | (setq doctor-sent (cdr (memq doctor-found doctor-sent))) |
1432 | (setq doctor-sent (doctor-fixup doctor-sent)) | |
1433 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whatwhen)(doc// doctor-sent) \?))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1434 | |
1435 | (defun doctor-conj () | |
869c4186 | 1436 | (cond ((< (length (memq doctor-found doctor-sent)) 4)(doctor-short)) |
6679505f | 1437 | (t |
869c4186 GM |
1438 | (setq doctor-sent (cdr (memq doctor-found doctor-sent))) |
1439 | (setq doctor-sent (doctor-fixup doctor-sent)) | |
1440 | (cond ((eq (car doctor-sent) 'of) | |
1441 | (doctor-type '(are you (doc$ doctor--sure) that is the real reason \?)) | |
1442 | (setq doctor--things (cons (cdr doctor-sent) doctor--things))) | |
6679505f | 1443 | (t |
869c4186 GM |
1444 | (doctor-remember doctor-sent) |
1445 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--beclst))))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1446 | |
1447 | (defun doctor-short () | |
869c4186 GM |
1448 | (cond ((= (car doctor--repetitive-shortness) (1- doctor--lincount)) |
1449 | (rplacd doctor--repetitive-shortness | |
1450 | (1+ (cdr doctor--repetitive-shortness)))) | |
6679505f | 1451 | (t |
869c4186 GM |
1452 | (rplacd doctor--repetitive-shortness 1))) |
1453 | (rplaca doctor--repetitive-shortness doctor--lincount) | |
1454 | (cond ((> (cdr doctor--repetitive-shortness) 6) | |
1455 | (cond ((not doctor--**mad**) | |
1456 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--areyou) | |
6679505f JB |
1457 | just trying to see what kind of things |
1458 | i have in my vocabulary \? please try to | |
1459 | carry on a reasonable conversation!)) | |
869c4186 | 1460 | (setq doctor--**mad** t)) |
6679505f JB |
1461 | (t |
1462 | (doctor-type '(i give up \. you need a lesson in creative | |
1463 | writing \.\.\.)) | |
6679505f JB |
1464 | ))) |
1465 | (t | |
869c4186 GM |
1466 | (cond ((equal doctor-sent (doctor-assm '(yes))) |
1467 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--isee) (doc$ doctor--inter) (doc$ doctor--whysay) this is so \?))) | |
1468 | ((equal doctor-sent (doctor-assm '(because))) | |
1469 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--shortbeclst))) | |
1470 | ((equal doctor-sent (doctor-assm '(no))) | |
1471 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--neglst))) | |
1472 | (t (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--shortlst))))))) | |
a1506d29 | 1473 | |
869c4186 | 1474 | (defun doctor-alcohol () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--drnk))) |
6679505f JB |
1475 | |
1476 | (defun doctor-desire () | |
869c4186 | 1477 | (let ((foo (memq doctor-found doctor-sent))) |
6679505f | 1478 | (cond ((< (length foo) 2) |
869c4186 | 1479 | (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning doctor-found) 1))) |
454473ea | 1480 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(a an)) |
6679505f | 1481 | (rplacd foo (append '(to have) (cdr foo))) |
869c4186 GM |
1482 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 nil) |
1483 | (doctor-remember (list doctor-subj 'would 'like doctor-obj)) | |
1484 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--whywant))) | |
454473ea | 1485 | ((not (eq (cadr foo) 'to)) |
869c4186 | 1486 | (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning doctor-found) 1))) |
6679505f | 1487 | (t |
869c4186 GM |
1488 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 nil) |
1489 | (doctor-remember (list doctor-subj 'would 'like doctor-obj)) | |
1490 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--whywant)))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1491 | |
1492 | (defun doctor-drug () | |
869c4186 GM |
1493 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--drugs)) |
1494 | (doctor-remember (list 'you 'used doctor-found))) | |
6679505f JB |
1495 | |
1496 | (defun doctor-toke () | |
869c4186 | 1497 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--toklst))) |
6679505f JB |
1498 | |
1499 | (defun doctor-state () | |
869c4186 | 1500 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--states))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'were doctor-found))) |
6679505f JB |
1501 | |
1502 | (defun doctor-mood () | |
869c4186 | 1503 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--moods))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'felt doctor-found))) |
6679505f JB |
1504 | |
1505 | (defun doctor-fear () | |
869c4186 GM |
1506 | (setq doctor--feared (doctor-setprep doctor-sent doctor-found)) |
1507 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--fears)) | |
1508 | (doctor-remember (list 'you 'were 'afraid 'of doctor--feared))) | |
6679505f JB |
1509 | |
1510 | (defun doctor-hate () | |
869c4186 GM |
1511 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t) |
1512 | (cond ((memq 'not doctor-sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) | |
1513 | ((equal doctor-subj 'you) | |
1514 | (doctor-type '(why do you (doc// doctor-verb)(doc// doctor-obj) \?))) | |
1515 | (t (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whysay)(list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj)))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1516 | |
1517 | (defun doctor-symptoms () | |
869c4186 | 1518 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--maybe) you should consult a medical doctor\; |
a8bccd82 | 1519 | i am a psychotherapist. \.))) |
6679505f JB |
1520 | |
1521 | (defun doctor-hates () | |
869c4186 | 1522 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t) |
6679505f JB |
1523 | (doctor-hates1)) |
1524 | ||
1525 | (defun doctor-hates1 () | |
869c4186 | 1526 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whysay)(list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj) \?))) |
6679505f JB |
1527 | |
1528 | (defun doctor-loves () | |
869c4186 | 1529 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t) |
6679505f JB |
1530 | (doctor-qloves)) |
1531 | ||
1532 | (defun doctor-qloves () | |
869c4186 | 1533 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--bother)(list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj) \?))) |
6679505f JB |
1534 | |
1535 | (defun doctor-love () | |
869c4186 GM |
1536 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t) |
1537 | (cond ((memq 'not doctor-sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) | |
1538 | ((memq 'to doctor-sent) (doctor-hates1)) | |
6679505f | 1539 | (t |
869c4186 GM |
1540 | (cond ((equal doctor-object 'something) |
1541 | (setq doctor-object '(this person you love)))) | |
1542 | (cond ((equal doctor-subj 'you) | |
1543 | (setq doctor--lover doctor-obj) | |
1544 | (cond ((equal doctor--lover '(this person you love)) | |
1545 | (setq doctor--lover '(your partner)) | |
6679505f JB |
1546 | (doctor-forget) |
1547 | (doctor-type '(with whom are you in love \?))) | |
869c4186 GM |
1548 | ((doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--please) |
1549 | (doc$ doctor--describe) | |
1550 | (doc$ doctor--relation) | |
1551 | (doc// doctor--lover) | |
6679505f | 1552 | \.))))) |
869c4186 | 1553 | ((equal doctor-subj 'i) |
6679505f JB |
1554 | (doctor-txtype '(we were discussing you!))) |
1555 | (t (doctor-forget) | |
869c4186 GM |
1556 | (setq doctor-obj 'someone) |
1557 | (setq doctor-verb (doctor-build doctor-verb 's)) | |
6679505f JB |
1558 | (doctor-qloves)))))) |
1559 | ||
1560 | (defun doctor-mach () | |
869c4186 GM |
1561 | (setq doctor-found (doctor-plural doctor-found)) |
1562 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--machlst))) | |
6679505f JB |
1563 | |
1564 | (defun doctor-sexnoun () (doctor-sexverb)) | |
1565 | ||
1566 | (defun doctor-sexverb () | |
869c4186 | 1567 | (if (or (memq 'me doctor-sent)(memq 'myself doctor-sent)(memq 'i doctor-sent)) |
6679505f | 1568 | (doctor-foul) |
869c4186 | 1569 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--sexlst)))) |
6679505f | 1570 | |
f535f6b2 | 1571 | (defun doctor-death () |
869c4186 GM |
1572 | (cond (doctor--suicide-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--deathlst))) |
1573 | ((or (equal doctor-found 'suicide) | |
1574 | (and (or (equal doctor-found 'kill) | |
1575 | (equal doctor-found 'killing)) | |
1576 | (memq 'yourself doctor-sent))) | |
1577 | (setq doctor--suicide-flag t) | |
f535f6b2 RS |
1578 | (doctor-type '(If you are really suicidal, you might |
1579 | want to contact the Samaritans via | |
1580 | E-mail: jo@samaritans.org or, at your option, | |
e597d8fb GM |
1581 | anonymous E-mail: samaritans@anon.twwells.com\ \. |
1582 | or find a Befrienders crisis center at | |
1583 | http://www.befrienders.org/\ \. | |
869c4186 GM |
1584 | (doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--continue) \.))) |
1585 | (t (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--deathlst))))) | |
6679505f JB |
1586 | |
1587 | (defun doctor-foul () | |
869c4186 | 1588 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--foullst))) |
6679505f JB |
1589 | |
1590 | (defun doctor-family () | |
869c4186 GM |
1591 | (doctor-possess doctor-sent doctor-found) |
1592 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--famlst))) | |
6679505f JB |
1593 | |
1594 | ;; I did not add this -- rms. | |
1595 | ;; But he might have removed it. I put it back. --roland | |
1596 | (defun doctor-rms () | |
869c4186 GM |
1597 | (cond (doctor--rms-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--stallmanlst))) |
1598 | (t (setq doctor--rms-flag t) (doctor-type '(do you know Stallman \?))))) | |
6679505f | 1599 | |
869c4186 | 1600 | (defun doctor-school nil (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--schoollst))) |
6679505f JB |
1601 | |
1602 | (defun doctor-eliza () | |
869c4186 GM |
1603 | (cond (doctor--eliza-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--elizalst))) |
1604 | (t (setq doctor--eliza-flag t) | |
1605 | (doctor-type '((doc// doctor-found) \? hah ! | |
1606 | (doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--continue) \.))))) | |
a1506d29 | 1607 | |
869c4186 | 1608 | (defun doctor-sports () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--sportslst))) |
6679505f | 1609 | |
869c4186 | 1610 | (defun doctor-math () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--mathlst))) |
6679505f JB |
1611 | |
1612 | (defun doctor-zippy () | |
869c4186 GM |
1613 | (cond (doctor--zippy-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--zippylst))) |
1614 | (t (setq doctor--zippy-flag t) | |
6679505f JB |
1615 | (doctor-type '(yow! are we interactive yet \?))))) |
1616 | ||
1617 | ||
869c4186 | 1618 | (defun doctor-chat () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--chatlst))) |
6679505f | 1619 | |
d2fe6685 GM |
1620 | (random t) |
1621 | ||
896546cd RS |
1622 | (provide 'doctor) |
1623 | ||
c0274f38 | 1624 | ;;; doctor.el ends here |