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1 | ;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users. |
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3 | ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987 Free Software Foundation, Inc. |
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| e5167999 | 5 | ;; Maintainer: FSF |
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6 | ;; Keywords: games |
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8 | ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs. |
| 9 | ||
| 10 | ;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify | |
| 11 | ;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by | |
| e5167999 | 12 | ;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option) |
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13 | ;; any later version. |
| 14 | ||
| 15 | ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, | |
| 16 | ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of | |
| 17 | ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the | |
| 18 | ;; GNU General Public License for more details. | |
| 19 | ||
| 20 | ;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License | |
| 21 | ;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to | |
| 22 | ;; the Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA. | |
| 23 | ||
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24 | ;;; Commentary: |
| 25 | ||
| 26 | ;; The single entry point `doctor', simulates a Rogerian analyst using | |
| 27 | ;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration | |
| 28 | ;; of pseudo-AI. | |
| 29 | ||
| e5167999 | 30 | ;;; Code: |
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31 | |
| 32 | (defun doctor-cadr (x) (car (cdr x))) | |
| 33 | (defun doctor-caddr (x) (car (cdr (cdr x)))) | |
| 34 | (defun doctor-cddr (x) (cdr (cdr x))) | |
| 35 | ||
| 36 | (defun // (x) x) | |
| 37 | ||
| 38 | (defmacro $ (what) | |
| 39 | "quoted arg form of doctor-$" | |
| 40 | (list 'doctor-$ (list 'quote what))) | |
| 41 | ||
| 42 | (defun doctor-$ (what) | |
| 43 | "Return the car of a list, rotating the list each time" | |
| 44 | (let* ((vv (symbol-value what)) | |
| 45 | (first (car vv)) | |
| 46 | (ww (append (cdr vv) (list first)))) | |
| 47 | (set what ww) | |
| 48 | first)) | |
| 49 | \f | |
| 50 | (defvar doctor-mode-map nil) | |
| 51 | (if doctor-mode-map | |
| 52 | nil | |
| 53 | (setq doctor-mode-map (make-sparse-keymap)) | |
| 54 | (define-key doctor-mode-map "\n" 'doctor-read-print) | |
| 55 | (define-key doctor-mode-map "\r" 'doctor-ret-or-read)) | |
| 56 | ||
| 57 | (defun doctor-mode () | |
| 58 | "Major mode for running the Doctor (Eliza) program. | |
| 59 | Like Text mode with Auto Fill mode | |
| 60 | except that RET when point is after a newline, or LFD at any time, | |
| 61 | reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." | |
| 62 | (interactive) | |
| 63 | (text-mode) | |
| 64 | (make-doctor-variables) | |
| 65 | (use-local-map doctor-mode-map) | |
| 66 | (setq major-mode 'doctor-mode) | |
| 67 | (setq mode-name "Doctor") | |
| 68 | (turn-on-auto-fill) | |
| 69 | (doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \. | |
| 70 | ($ please) ($ describe) your ($ problems) \. | |
| 71 | each time you are finished talking, type \R\E\T twice \.)) | |
| 72 | (insert "\n")) | |
| 73 | ||
| 74 | (defun make-doctor-variables () | |
| 75 | (make-local-variable 'monosyllables) | |
| 76 | (setq monosyllables | |
| 77 | " | |
| 78 | Your attitude at the end of the session was wholly unacceptable. | |
| 79 | Please try to come back next time with a willingness to speak more | |
| 80 | freely. If you continue to refuse to talk openly, there is little | |
| 81 | I can do to help! | |
| 82 | ") | |
| 83 | (make-local-variable 'typos) | |
| 84 | (setq typos | |
| 85 | (mapcar (function (lambda (x) | |
| 86 | (put (car x) 'doctor-correction (doctor-cadr x)) | |
| 87 | (put (doctor-cadr x) 'doctor-expansion (doctor-caddr x)) | |
| 88 | (car x))) | |
| 89 | '((theyll they\'ll (they will)) | |
| 90 | (theyre they\'re (they are)) | |
| 91 | (hes he\'s (he is)) | |
| 92 | (he7s he\'s (he is)) | |
| 93 | (im i\'m (you are)) | |
| 94 | (i7m i\'m (you are)) | |
| 95 | (isa is\ a (is a)) | |
| 96 | (thier their (their)) | |
| 97 | (dont don\'t (do not)) | |
| 98 | (don7t don\'t (do not)) | |
| 99 | (you7re you\'re (i am)) | |
| 100 | (you7ve you\'ve (i have)) | |
| 101 | (you7ll you\'ll (i will))))) | |
| 102 | (make-local-variable 'found) | |
| 103 | (setq found nil) | |
| 104 | (make-local-variable 'owner) | |
| 105 | (setq owner nil) | |
| 106 | (make-local-variable 'history) | |
| 107 | (setq history nil) | |
| 108 | (make-local-variable '*debug*) | |
| 109 | (setq *debug* nil) | |
| 110 | (make-local-variable 'inter) | |
| 111 | (setq inter | |
| 112 | '((well\,) | |
| 113 | (hmmm \.\.\.\ so\,) | |
| 114 | (so) | |
| 115 | (\.\.\.and) | |
| 116 | (then))) | |
| 117 | (make-local-variable 'continue) | |
| 118 | (setq continue | |
| 119 | '((continue) | |
| 120 | (proceed) | |
| 121 | (go on) | |
| 122 | (keep going) )) | |
| 123 | (make-local-variable 'relation) | |
| 124 | (setq relation | |
| 125 | '((your relationship with) | |
| 126 | (something you remember about) | |
| 127 | (your feelings toward) | |
| 128 | (some experiences you have had with) | |
| 129 | (how you feel about))) | |
| 130 | (make-local-variable 'fears) | |
| 131 | (setq fears '( (($ whysay) you are ($ afraidof) (// feared) \?) | |
| 132 | (you seem terrified by (// feared) \.) | |
| 133 | (when did you first feel ($ afraidof) (// feared) \?) )) | |
| 134 | (make-local-variable 'sure) | |
| 135 | (setq sure '((sure)(positive)(certain)(absolutely sure))) | |
| 136 | (make-local-variable 'afraidof) | |
| 137 | (setq afraidof '( (afraid of) (frightened by) (scared of) )) | |
| 138 | (make-local-variable 'areyou) | |
| 139 | (setq areyou '( (are you)(have you been)(have you been) )) | |
| 140 | (make-local-variable 'isrelated) | |
| 141 | (setq isrelated '( (has something to do with)(is related to) | |
| 142 | (could be the reason for) (is caused by)(is because of))) | |
| 143 | (make-local-variable 'arerelated) | |
| 144 | (setq arerelated '((have something to do with)(are related to) | |
| 145 | (could have caused)(could be the reason for) (are caused by) | |
| 146 | (are because of))) | |
| 147 | (make-local-variable 'moods) | |
| 148 | (setq moods '( (($ areyou)(// found) often \?) | |
| 149 | (what causes you to be (// found) \?) | |
| 150 | (($ whysay) you are (// found) \?) )) | |
| 151 | (make-local-variable 'maybe) | |
| 152 | (setq maybe | |
| 153 | '((maybe) | |
| 154 | (perhaps) | |
| 155 | (possibly))) | |
| 156 | (make-local-variable 'whatwhen) | |
| 157 | (setq whatwhen | |
| 158 | '((what happened when) | |
| 159 | (what would happen if))) | |
| 160 | (make-local-variable 'hello) | |
| 161 | (setq hello | |
| 162 | '((how do you do \?) (hello \.) (howdy!) (hello \.) (hi \.) (hi there \.))) | |
| 163 | (make-local-variable 'drnk) | |
| 164 | (setq drnk | |
| 165 | '((do you drink a lot of (// found) \?) | |
| 166 | (do you get drunk often \?) | |
| 167 | (($ describe) your drinking habits \.) )) | |
| 168 | (make-local-variable 'drugs) | |
| 169 | (setq drugs '( (do you use (// found) often \?)(($ areyou) | |
| 170 | addicted to (// found) \?)(do you realize that drugs can | |
| 171 | be very harmful \?)(($ maybe) you should try to quit using (// found) | |
| 172 | \.))) | |
| 173 | (make-local-variable 'whywant) | |
| 174 | (setq whywant '( (($ whysay) (// subj) might ($ want) (// obj) \?) | |
| 175 | (how does it feel to want \?) | |
| 176 | (why should (// subj) get (// obj) \?) | |
| 177 | (when did (// subj) first ($ want) (// obj) \?) | |
| 178 | (($ areyou) obsessed with (// obj) \?) | |
| 179 | (why should i give (// obj) to (// subj) \?) | |
| 180 | (have you ever gotten (// obj) \?) )) | |
| 181 | (make-local-variable 'canyou) | |
| 182 | (setq canyou '((of course i can \.) | |
| 183 | (why should i \?) | |
| 184 | (what makes you think i would even want to \?) | |
| 185 | (i am the doctor\, i can do anything i damn please \.) | |
| 186 | (not really\, it\'s not up to me \.) | |
| 187 | (depends\, how important is it \?) | |
| 188 | (i could\, but i don\'t think it would be a wise thing to do \.) | |
| 189 | (can you \?) | |
| 190 | (maybe i can\, maybe i can\'t \.\.\.) | |
| 191 | (i don\'t think i should do that \.))) | |
| 192 | (make-local-variable 'want) | |
| 193 | (setq want '( (want) (desire) (wish) (want) (hope) )) | |
| 194 | (make-local-variable 'shortlst) | |
| 195 | (setq shortlst | |
| 196 | '((can you elaborate on that \?) | |
| 197 | (($ please) continue \.) | |
| 198 | (go on\, don\'t be afraid \.) | |
| 199 | (i need a little more detail please \.) | |
| 200 | (you\'re being a bit brief\, ($ please) go into detail \.) | |
| 201 | (can you be more explicit \?) | |
| 202 | (and \?) | |
| 203 | (($ please) go into more detail \?) | |
| 204 | (you aren\'t being very talkative today\!) | |
| 205 | (is that all there is to it \?) | |
| 206 | (why must you respond so briefly \?))) | |
| 207 | ||
| 208 | (make-local-variable 'famlst) | |
| 209 | (setq famlst | |
| 210 | '((tell me ($ something) about (// owner) family \.) | |
| 211 | (you seem to dwell on (// owner) family \.) | |
| 212 | (($ areyou) hung up on (// owner) family \?))) | |
| 213 | (make-local-variable 'huhlst) | |
| 214 | (setq huhlst | |
| 215 | '((($ whysay)(// sent) \?) | |
| 216 | (is it because of ($ things) that you say (// sent) \?) )) | |
| 217 | (make-local-variable 'longhuhlst) | |
| 218 | (setq longhuhlst | |
| 219 | '((($ whysay) that \?) | |
| 220 | (i don\'t understand \.) | |
| 221 | (($ thlst)) | |
| 222 | (($ areyou) ($ afraidof) that \?))) | |
| 223 | (make-local-variable 'feelings) | |
| 224 | (setq feelings-about | |
| 225 | '((feelings about) | |
| 226 | (aprehensions toward) | |
| 227 | (thoughts on) | |
| 228 | (emotions toward))) | |
| 229 | (make-local-variable 'random) | |
| 230 | (setq random-adjective | |
| 231 | '((vivid) | |
| 232 | (emotionally stimulating) | |
| 233 | (exciting) | |
| 234 | (boring) | |
| 235 | (interesting) | |
| 236 | (recent) | |
| 237 | (random) ;How can we omit this? | |
| 238 | (unusual) | |
| 239 | (shocking) | |
| 240 | (embarrassing))) | |
| 241 | (make-local-variable 'whysay) | |
| 242 | (setq whysay | |
| 243 | '((why do you say) | |
| 244 | (what makes you believe) | |
| 245 | (are you sure that) | |
| 246 | (do you really think) | |
| 247 | (what makes you think) )) | |
| 248 | (make-local-variable 'isee) | |
| 249 | (setq isee | |
| 250 | '((i see \.\.\.) | |
| 251 | (yes\,) | |
| 252 | (i understand \.) | |
| 253 | (oh \.) )) | |
| 254 | (make-local-variable 'please) | |
| 255 | (setq please | |
| 256 | '((please\,) | |
| 257 | (i would appreciate it if you would) | |
| 258 | (perhaps you could) | |
| 259 | (please\,) | |
| 260 | (would you please) | |
| 261 | (why don\'t you) | |
| 262 | (could you))) | |
| 263 | (make-local-variable 'bye) | |
| 264 | (setq bye | |
| 265 | '((my secretary will send you a bill \.) | |
| 266 | (bye bye \.) | |
| 267 | (see ya \.) | |
| 268 | (ok\, talk to you some other time \.) | |
| 269 | (talk to you later \.) | |
| 270 | (ok\, have fun \.) | |
| 271 | (ciao \.))) | |
| 272 | (make-local-variable 'something) | |
| 273 | (setq something | |
| 274 | '((something) | |
| 275 | (more) | |
| 276 | (how you feel))) | |
| 277 | (make-local-variable 'things) | |
| 278 | (setq things | |
| 279 | '(;(your interests in computers) ;; let's make this less computer oriented | |
| 280 | ;(the machines you use) | |
| 281 | (your plans) | |
| 282 | ;(your use of computers) | |
| 283 | (your life) | |
| 284 | ;(other machines you use) | |
| 285 | (the people you hang around with) | |
| 286 | ;(computers you like) | |
| 287 | (problems at school) | |
| 288 | (any hobbies you have) | |
| 289 | ;(other computers you use) | |
| 290 | (your sex life) | |
| 291 | (hangups you have) | |
| 292 | (your inhibitions) | |
| 293 | (some problems in your childhood) | |
| 294 | ;(knowledge of computers) | |
| 295 | (some problems at home))) | |
| 296 | (make-local-variable 'describe) | |
| 297 | (setq describe | |
| 298 | '((describe) | |
| 299 | (tell me about) | |
| 300 | (talk about) | |
| 301 | (discuss) | |
| 302 | (tell me more about) | |
| 303 | (elaborate on))) | |
| 304 | (make-local-variable 'ibelieve) | |
| 305 | (setq ibelieve | |
| 306 | '((i believe) (i think) (i have a feeling) (it seems to me that) | |
| 307 | (it looks like))) | |
| 308 | (make-local-variable 'problems) | |
| 309 | (setq problems '( (problems) | |
| 310 | (inhibitions) | |
| 311 | (hangups) | |
| 312 | (difficulties) | |
| 313 | (anxieties) | |
| 314 | (frustrations) )) | |
| 315 | (make-local-variable 'bother) | |
| 316 | (setq bother | |
| 317 | '((does it bother you that) | |
| 318 | (are you annoyed that) | |
| 319 | (did you ever regret) | |
| 320 | (are you sorry) | |
| 321 | (are you satisfied with the fact that))) | |
| 322 | (make-local-variable 'machlst) | |
| 323 | (setq machlst | |
| 324 | '((you have your mind on (// found) \, it seems \.) | |
| 325 | (you think too much about (// found) \.) | |
| 326 | (you should try taking your mind off of (// found)\.) | |
| 327 | (are you a computer hacker \?))) | |
| 328 | (make-local-variable 'qlist) | |
| 329 | (setq qlist | |
| 330 | '((what do you think \?) | |
| 331 | (i\'ll ask the questions\, if you don\'t mind!) | |
| 332 | (i could ask the same thing myself \.) | |
| 333 | (($ please) allow me to do the questioning \.) | |
| 334 | (i have asked myself that question many times \.) | |
| 335 | (($ please) try to answer that question yourself \.))) | |
| 336 | (make-local-variable 'elist) | |
| 337 | (setq elist | |
| 338 | '((($ please) try to calm yourself \.) | |
| 339 | (you seem very excited \. relax \. ($ please) ($ describe) ($ things) | |
| 340 | \.) | |
| 341 | (you\'re being very emotional \. calm down \.))) | |
| 342 | (make-local-variable 'foullst) | |
| 343 | (setq foullst | |
| 344 | '((($ please) watch your tongue!) | |
| 345 | (($ please) avoid such unwholesome thoughts \.) | |
| 346 | (($ please) get your mind out of the gutter \.) | |
| 347 | (such lewdness is not appreciated \.))) | |
| 348 | (make-local-variable 'deathlst) | |
| 349 | (setq deathlst | |
| 350 | '((this is not a healthy way of thinking \.) | |
| 351 | (($ bother) you\, too\, may die someday \?) | |
| 352 | (i am worried by your obssession with this topic!) | |
| 353 | (did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child \?)) | |
| 354 | ) | |
| 355 | (make-local-variable 'sexlst) | |
| 356 | (setq sexlst | |
| 357 | '((($ areyou) ($ afraidof) sex \?) | |
| 358 | (($ describe)($ something) about your sexual history \.) | |
| 359 | (($ please)($ describe) your sex life \.\.\.) | |
| 360 | (($ describe) your ($ feelings-about) your sexual partner \.) | |
| 361 | (($ describe) your most ($ random-adjective) sexual experience \.) | |
| 362 | (($ areyou) satisfied with (// lover) \.\.\. \?))) | |
| 363 | (make-local-variable 'neglst) | |
| 364 | (setq neglst | |
| 365 | '((why not \?) | |
| 366 | (($ bother) i ask that \?) | |
| 367 | (why not \?) | |
| 368 | (why not \?) | |
| 369 | (how come \?) | |
| 370 | (($ bother) i ask that \?))) | |
| 371 | (make-local-variable 'beclst) | |
| 372 | (setq beclst '( | |
| 373 | (is it because (// sent) that you came to me \?) | |
| 374 | (($ bother)(// sent) \?) | |
| 375 | (when did you first know that (// sent) \?) | |
| 376 | (is the fact that (// sent) the real reason \?) | |
| 377 | (does the fact that (// sent) explain anything else \?) | |
| 378 | (($ areyou)($ sure)(// sent) \? ) )) | |
| 379 | (make-local-variable 'shortbeclst) | |
| 380 | (setq shortbeclst '( | |
| 381 | (($ bother) i ask you that \?) | |
| 382 | (that\'s not much of an answer!) | |
| 383 | (($ inter) why won\'t you talk about it \?) | |
| 384 | (speak up!) | |
| 385 | (($ areyou) ($ afraidof) talking about it \?) | |
| 386 | (don\'t be ($ afraidof) elaborating \.) | |
| 387 | (($ please) go into more detail \.))) | |
| 388 | (make-local-variable 'thlst) | |
| 389 | (setq thlst '( | |
| 390 | (($ maybe)($ things)($ arerelated) this \.) | |
| 391 | (is it because of ($ things) that you are going through all this \?) | |
| 392 | (how do you reconcile ($ things) \? ) | |
| 393 | (($ maybe) this ($ isrelated)($ things) \?) )) | |
| 394 | (make-local-variable 'remlst) | |
| 395 | (setq remlst '( (earlier you said ($ history) \?) | |
| 396 | (you mentioned that ($ history) \?) | |
| 397 | (($ whysay)($ history) \? ) )) | |
| 398 | (make-local-variable 'toklst) | |
| 399 | (setq toklst | |
| 400 | '((is this how you relax \?) | |
| 401 | (how long have you been smoking grass \?) | |
| 402 | (($ areyou) ($ afraidof) of being drawn to using harder stuff \?))) | |
| 403 | (make-local-variable 'states) | |
| 404 | (setq states | |
| 405 | '((do you get (// found) often \?) | |
| 406 | (do you enjoy being (// found) \?) | |
| 407 | (what makes you (// found) \?) | |
| 408 | (how often ($ areyou)(// found) \?) | |
| 409 | (when were you last (// found) \?))) | |
| 410 | (make-local-variable 'replist) | |
| 411 | (setq replist | |
| 412 | '((i . (you)) | |
| 413 | (my . (your)) | |
| 414 | (me . (you)) | |
| 415 | (you . (me)) | |
| 416 | (your . (my)) | |
| 417 | (mine . (yours)) | |
| 418 | (yours . (mine)) | |
| 419 | (our . (your)) | |
| 420 | (ours . (yours)) | |
| 421 | (we . (you)) | |
| 422 | (dunno . (do not know)) | |
| 423 | ;; (yes . ()) | |
| 424 | (no\, . ()) | |
| 425 | (yes\, . ()) | |
| 426 | (ya . (i)) | |
| 427 | (aint . (am not)) | |
| 428 | (wanna . (want to)) | |
| 429 | (gimme . (give me)) | |
| 430 | (gotta . (have to)) | |
| 431 | (gonna . (going to)) | |
| 432 | (never . (not ever)) | |
| 433 | (doesn\'t . (does not)) | |
| 434 | (don\'t . (do not)) | |
| 435 | (aren\'t . (are not)) | |
| 436 | (isn\'t . (is not)) | |
| 437 | (won\'t . (will not)) | |
| 438 | (can\'t . (cannot)) | |
| 439 | (haven\'t . (have not)) | |
| 440 | (i\'m . (you are)) | |
| 441 | (ourselves . (yourselves)) | |
| 442 | (myself . (yourself)) | |
| 443 | (yourself . (myself)) | |
| 444 | (you\'re . (i am)) | |
| 445 | (you\'ve . (i have)) | |
| 446 | (i\'ve . (you have)) | |
| 447 | (i\'ll . (you will)) | |
| 448 | (you\'ll . (i shall)) | |
| 449 | (i\'d . (you would)) | |
| 450 | (you\'d . (i would)) | |
| 451 | (here . (there)) | |
| 452 | (please . ()) | |
| 453 | (eh\, . ()) | |
| 454 | (eh . ()) | |
| 455 | (oh\, . ()) | |
| 456 | (oh . ()) | |
| 457 | (shouldn\'t . (should not)) | |
| 458 | (wouldn\'t . (would not)) | |
| 459 | (won\'t . (will not)) | |
| 460 | (hasn\'t . (has not)))) | |
| 461 | (make-local-variable 'stallmanlst) | |
| 462 | (setq stallmanlst '( | |
| 463 | (($ describe) your ($ feelings-about) him \.) | |
| 464 | (($ areyou) a friend of Stallman \?) | |
| 465 | (($ bother) Stallman is ($ random-adjective) \?) | |
| 466 | (($ ibelieve) you are ($ afraidof) him \.))) | |
| 467 | (make-local-variable 'schoollst) | |
| 468 | (setq schoollst '( | |
| 469 | (($ describe) your (// found) \.) | |
| 470 | (($ bother) your grades could ($ improve) \?) | |
| 471 | (($ areyou) ($ afraidof) (// found) \?) | |
| 472 | (($ maybe) this ($ isrelated) to your attitude \.) | |
| 473 | (($ areyou) absent often \?) | |
| 474 | (($ maybe) you should study ($ something) \.))) | |
| 475 | (make-local-variable 'improve) | |
| 476 | (setq improve '((improve) (be better) (be improved) (be higher))) | |
| 477 | (make-local-variable 'elizalst) | |
| 478 | (setq elizalst '( | |
| 479 | (($ areyou) ($ sure) \?) | |
| 480 | (($ ibelieve) you have ($ problems) with (// found) \.) | |
| 481 | (($ whysay) (// sent) \?))) | |
| 482 | (make-local-variable 'sportslst) | |
| 483 | (setq sportslst '( | |
| 484 | (tell me ($ something) about (// found) \.) | |
| 485 | (($ describe) ($ relation) (// found) \.) | |
| 486 | (do you find (// found) ($ random-adjective) \?))) | |
| 487 | (make-local-variable 'mathlst) | |
| 488 | (setq mathlst '( | |
| 489 | (($ describe) ($ something) about math \.) | |
| 490 | (($ maybe) your ($ problems) ($ arerelated) (// found) \.) | |
| 491 | (i do\'nt know much (// found) \, but ($ continue) | |
| 492 | anyway \.))) | |
| 493 | (make-local-variable 'zippylst) | |
| 494 | (setq zippylst '( | |
| 495 | (($ areyou) Zippy \?) | |
| 496 | (($ ibelieve) you have some serious ($ problems) \.) | |
| 497 | (($ bother) you are a pinhead \?))) | |
| 498 | (make-local-variable 'chatlst) | |
| 499 | (setq chatlst '( | |
| 500 | (($ maybe) we could chat \.) | |
| 501 | (($ please) ($ describe) ($ something) about chat mode \.) | |
| 502 | (($ bother) our discussion is so ($ random-adjective) \?))) | |
| 503 | (make-local-variable 'abuselst) | |
| 504 | (setq abuselst '( | |
| 505 | (($ please) try to be less abusive \.) | |
| 506 | (($ describe) why you call me (// found) \.) | |
| 507 | (i\'ve had enough of you!))) | |
| 508 | (make-local-variable 'abusewords) | |
| 509 | (setq abusewords '(boring bozo clown clumsy cretin dumb dummy | |
| 510 | fool foolish gnerd gnurd idiot jerk | |
| 511 | lose loser louse lousy luse luser | |
| 512 | moron nerd nurd oaf oafish reek | |
| 513 | stink stupid tool toolish twit)) | |
| 514 | (make-local-variable 'howareyoulst) | |
| 515 | (setq howareyoulst '((how are you) (hows it going) (hows it going eh) | |
| 516 | (how\'s it going) (how\'s it going eh) (how goes it) | |
| 517 | (whats up) (whats new) (what\'s up) (what\'s new) | |
| 518 | (howre you) (how\'re you) (how\'s everything) | |
| 519 | (how is everything) (how do you do) | |
| 520 | (how\'s it hanging) (que pasa) | |
| 521 | (how are you doing) (what do you say))) | |
| 522 | (make-local-variable 'whereoutp) | |
| 523 | (setq whereoutp '( huh remem rthing ) ) | |
| 524 | (make-local-variable 'subj) | |
| 525 | (setq subj nil) | |
| 526 | (make-local-variable 'verb) | |
| 527 | (setq verb nil) | |
| 528 | (make-local-variable 'obj) | |
| 529 | (setq obj nil) | |
| 530 | (make-local-variable 'feared) | |
| 531 | (setq feared nil) | |
| 532 | (make-local-variable 'observation-list) | |
| 533 | (setq observation-list nil) | |
| 534 | (make-local-variable 'repetitive-shortness) | |
| 535 | (setq repetitive-shortness '(0 . 0)) | |
| 536 | (make-local-variable '**mad**) | |
| 537 | (setq **mad** nil) | |
| 538 | (make-local-variable 'rms-flag) | |
| 539 | (setq rms-flag nil) | |
| 540 | (make-local-variable 'eliza-flag) | |
| 541 | (setq eliza-flag nil) | |
| 542 | (make-local-variable 'zippy-flag) | |
| 543 | (setq zippy-flag nil) | |
| 544 | (make-local-variable 'lover) | |
| 545 | (setq lover '(your partner)) | |
| 546 | (make-local-variable 'bak) | |
| 547 | (setq bak nil) | |
| 548 | (make-local-variable 'lincount) | |
| 549 | (setq lincount 0) | |
| 550 | (make-local-variable '*print-upcase*) | |
| 551 | (setq *print-upcase* nil) | |
| 552 | (make-local-variable '*print-space*) | |
| 553 | (setq *print-space* nil) | |
| 554 | (make-local-variable 'howdyflag) | |
| 555 | (setq howdyflag nil) | |
| 556 | (make-local-variable 'object) | |
| 557 | (setq object nil)) | |
| 558 | \f | |
| 559 | ;; Define equivalence classes of words that get treated alike. | |
| 560 | ||
| 561 | (defun doctor-meaning (x) (get x 'doctor-meaning)) | |
| 562 | ||
| 563 | (defmacro doctor-put-meaning (symb val) | |
| 564 | "Store the base meaning of a word on the property list." | |
| 565 | (list 'put (list 'quote symb) ''doctor-meaning val)) | |
| 566 | ||
| 567 | (doctor-put-meaning howdy 'howdy) | |
| 568 | (doctor-put-meaning hi 'howdy) | |
| 569 | (doctor-put-meaning greetings 'howdy) | |
| 570 | (doctor-put-meaning hello 'howdy) | |
| 571 | (doctor-put-meaning tops20 'mach) | |
| 572 | (doctor-put-meaning tops-20 'mach) | |
| 573 | (doctor-put-meaning tops 'mach) | |
| 574 | (doctor-put-meaning pdp11 'mach) | |
| 575 | (doctor-put-meaning computer 'mach) | |
| 576 | (doctor-put-meaning unix 'mach) | |
| 577 | (doctor-put-meaning machine 'mach) | |
| 578 | (doctor-put-meaning computers 'mach) | |
| 579 | (doctor-put-meaning machines 'mach) | |
| 580 | (doctor-put-meaning pdp11s 'mach) | |
| 581 | (doctor-put-meaning foo 'mach) | |
| 582 | (doctor-put-meaning foobar 'mach) | |
| 583 | (doctor-put-meaning multics 'mach) | |
| 584 | (doctor-put-meaning macsyma 'mach) | |
| 585 | (doctor-put-meaning teletype 'mach) | |
| 586 | (doctor-put-meaning la36 'mach) | |
| 587 | (doctor-put-meaning vt52 'mach) | |
| 588 | (doctor-put-meaning zork 'mach) | |
| 589 | (doctor-put-meaning trek 'mach) | |
| 590 | (doctor-put-meaning startrek 'mach) | |
| 591 | (doctor-put-meaning advent 'mach) | |
| 592 | (doctor-put-meaning pdp 'mach) | |
| 593 | (doctor-put-meaning dec 'mach) | |
| 594 | (doctor-put-meaning commodore 'mach) | |
| 595 | (doctor-put-meaning vic 'mach) | |
| 596 | (doctor-put-meaning bbs 'mach) | |
| 597 | (doctor-put-meaning modem 'mach) | |
| 598 | (doctor-put-meaning baud 'mach) | |
| 599 | (doctor-put-meaning macintosh 'mach) | |
| 600 | (doctor-put-meaning vax 'mach) | |
| 601 | (doctor-put-meaning vms 'mach) | |
| 602 | (doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach) | |
| 603 | (doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach) | |
| 604 | (doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul) | |
| 605 | (doctor-put-meaning shit 'foul) | |
| 606 | (doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul) | |
| 607 | (doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul) | |
| 608 | (doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul) | |
| 609 | (doctor-put-meaning hell 'foul) | |
| 610 | (doctor-put-meaning suck 'foul) | |
| 611 | (doctor-put-meaning sucking 'foul) | |
| 612 | (doctor-put-meaning sux 'foul) | |
| 613 | (doctor-put-meaning ass 'foul) | |
| 614 | (doctor-put-meaning whore 'foul) | |
| 615 | (doctor-put-meaning bitch 'foul) | |
| 616 | (doctor-put-meaning asshole 'foul) | |
| 617 | (doctor-put-meaning shrink 'foul) | |
| 618 | (doctor-put-meaning pot 'toke) | |
| 619 | (doctor-put-meaning grass 'toke) | |
| 620 | (doctor-put-meaning weed 'toke) | |
| 621 | (doctor-put-meaning marijuana 'toke) | |
| 622 | (doctor-put-meaning acapulco 'toke) | |
| 623 | (doctor-put-meaning columbian 'toke) | |
| 624 | (doctor-put-meaning tokin 'toke) | |
| 625 | (doctor-put-meaning joint 'toke) | |
| 626 | (doctor-put-meaning toke 'toke) | |
| 627 | (doctor-put-meaning toking 'toke) | |
| 628 | (doctor-put-meaning tokin\' 'toke) | |
| 629 | (doctor-put-meaning toked 'toke) | |
| 630 | (doctor-put-meaning roach 'toke) | |
| 631 | (doctor-put-meaning pills 'drug) | |
| 632 | (doctor-put-meaning dope 'drug) | |
| 633 | (doctor-put-meaning acid 'drug) | |
| 634 | (doctor-put-meaning lsd 'drug) | |
| 635 | (doctor-put-meaning speed 'drug) | |
| 636 | (doctor-put-meaning heroin 'drug) | |
| 637 | (doctor-put-meaning hash 'drug) | |
| 638 | (doctor-put-meaning cocaine 'drug) | |
| 639 | (doctor-put-meaning uppers 'drug) | |
| 640 | (doctor-put-meaning downers 'drug) | |
| 641 | (doctor-put-meaning loves 'loves) | |
| 642 | (doctor-put-meaning love 'love) | |
| 643 | (doctor-put-meaning loved 'love) | |
| 644 | (doctor-put-meaning hates 'hates) | |
| 645 | (doctor-put-meaning dislikes 'hates) | |
| 646 | (doctor-put-meaning hate 'hate) | |
| 647 | (doctor-put-meaning hated 'hate) | |
| 648 | (doctor-put-meaning dislike 'hate) | |
| 649 | (doctor-put-meaning stoned 'state) | |
| 650 | (doctor-put-meaning drunk 'state) | |
| 651 | (doctor-put-meaning drunken 'state) | |
| 652 | (doctor-put-meaning high 'state) | |
| 653 | (doctor-put-meaning horny 'state) | |
| 654 | (doctor-put-meaning blasted 'state) | |
| 655 | (doctor-put-meaning happy 'state) | |
| 656 | (doctor-put-meaning paranoid 'state) | |
| 657 | (doctor-put-meaning wish 'desire) | |
| 658 | (doctor-put-meaning wishes 'desire) | |
| 659 | (doctor-put-meaning want 'desire) | |
| 660 | (doctor-put-meaning desire 'desire) | |
| 661 | (doctor-put-meaning like 'desire) | |
| 662 | (doctor-put-meaning hope 'desire) | |
| 663 | (doctor-put-meaning hopes 'desire) | |
| 664 | (doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) | |
| 665 | (doctor-put-meaning wants 'desire) | |
| 666 | (doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) | |
| 667 | (doctor-put-meaning likes 'desire) | |
| 668 | (doctor-put-meaning needs 'desire) | |
| 669 | (doctor-put-meaning need 'desire) | |
| 670 | (doctor-put-meaning frustrated 'mood) | |
| 671 | (doctor-put-meaning depressed 'mood) | |
| 672 | (doctor-put-meaning annoyed 'mood) | |
| 673 | (doctor-put-meaning upset 'mood) | |
| 674 | (doctor-put-meaning unhappy 'mood) | |
| 675 | (doctor-put-meaning excited 'mood) | |
| 676 | (doctor-put-meaning worried 'mood) | |
| 677 | (doctor-put-meaning lonely 'mood) | |
| 678 | (doctor-put-meaning angry 'mood) | |
| 679 | (doctor-put-meaning mad 'mood) | |
| 680 | (doctor-put-meaning pissed 'mood) | |
| 681 | (doctor-put-meaning jealous 'mood) | |
| 682 | (doctor-put-meaning afraid 'fear) | |
| 683 | (doctor-put-meaning terrified 'fear) | |
| 684 | (doctor-put-meaning fear 'fear) | |
| 685 | (doctor-put-meaning scared 'fear) | |
| 686 | (doctor-put-meaning frightened 'fear) | |
| 687 | (doctor-put-meaning virginity 'sexnoun) | |
| 688 | (doctor-put-meaning virgins 'sexnoun) | |
| 689 | (doctor-put-meaning virgin 'sexnoun) | |
| 690 | (doctor-put-meaning cock 'sexnoun) | |
| 691 | (doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun) | |
| 692 | (doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun) | |
| 693 | (doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun) | |
| 694 | (doctor-put-meaning cunt 'sexnoun) | |
| 695 | (doctor-put-meaning cunts 'sexnoun) | |
| 696 | (doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun) | |
| 697 | (doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun) | |
| 698 | (doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun) | |
| 699 | (doctor-put-meaning rapes 'sexnoun) | |
| 700 | (doctor-put-meaning wife 'family) | |
| 701 | (doctor-put-meaning family 'family) | |
| 702 | (doctor-put-meaning brothers 'family) | |
| 703 | (doctor-put-meaning sisters 'family) | |
| 704 | (doctor-put-meaning parent 'family) | |
| 705 | (doctor-put-meaning parents 'family) | |
| 706 | (doctor-put-meaning brother 'family) | |
| 707 | (doctor-put-meaning sister 'family) | |
| 708 | (doctor-put-meaning father 'family) | |
| 709 | (doctor-put-meaning mother 'family) | |
| 710 | (doctor-put-meaning husband 'family) | |
| 711 | (doctor-put-meaning siblings 'family) | |
| 712 | (doctor-put-meaning grandmother 'family) | |
| 713 | (doctor-put-meaning grandfather 'family) | |
| 714 | (doctor-put-meaning maternal 'family) | |
| 715 | (doctor-put-meaning paternal 'family) | |
| 716 | (doctor-put-meaning stab 'death) | |
| 717 | (doctor-put-meaning murder 'death) | |
| 718 | (doctor-put-meaning murders 'death) | |
| 719 | (doctor-put-meaning suicide 'death) | |
| 720 | (doctor-put-meaning suicides 'death) | |
| 721 | (doctor-put-meaning kill 'death) | |
| 722 | (doctor-put-meaning kills 'death) | |
| 723 | (doctor-put-meaning die 'death) | |
| 724 | (doctor-put-meaning dies 'death) | |
| 725 | (doctor-put-meaning died 'death) | |
| 726 | (doctor-put-meaning dead 'death) | |
| 727 | (doctor-put-meaning death 'death) | |
| 728 | (doctor-put-meaning deaths 'death) | |
| 729 | (doctor-put-meaning pain 'symptoms) | |
| 730 | (doctor-put-meaning ache 'symptoms) | |
| 731 | (doctor-put-meaning fever 'symptoms) | |
| 732 | (doctor-put-meaning sore 'symptoms) | |
| 733 | (doctor-put-meaning aching 'symptoms) | |
| 734 | (doctor-put-meaning stomachache 'symptoms) | |
| 735 | (doctor-put-meaning headache 'symptoms) | |
| 736 | (doctor-put-meaning hurts 'symptoms) | |
| 737 | (doctor-put-meaning disease 'symptoms) | |
| 738 | (doctor-put-meaning virus 'symptoms) | |
| 739 | (doctor-put-meaning vomit 'symptoms) | |
| 740 | (doctor-put-meaning vomiting 'symptoms) | |
| 741 | (doctor-put-meaning barf 'symptoms) | |
| 742 | (doctor-put-meaning toothache 'symptoms) | |
| 743 | (doctor-put-meaning hurt 'symptoms) | |
| 744 | (doctor-put-meaning rum 'alcohol) | |
| 745 | (doctor-put-meaning gin 'alcohol) | |
| 746 | (doctor-put-meaning vodka 'alcohol) | |
| 747 | (doctor-put-meaning alcohol 'alcohol) | |
| 748 | (doctor-put-meaning bourbon 'alcohol) | |
| 749 | (doctor-put-meaning beer 'alcohol) | |
| 750 | (doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol) | |
| 751 | (doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol) | |
| 752 | (doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol) | |
| 753 | (doctor-put-meaning fuck 'sexverb) | |
| 754 | (doctor-put-meaning fucked 'sexverb) | |
| 755 | (doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb) | |
| 756 | (doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb) | |
| 757 | (doctor-put-meaning fucking 'sexverb) | |
| 758 | (doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb) | |
| 759 | (doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb) | |
| 760 | (doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb) | |
| 761 | (doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb) | |
| 762 | (doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb) | |
| 763 | (doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb) | |
| 764 | (doctor-put-meaning fucks 'sexverb) | |
| 765 | (doctor-put-meaning because 'conj) | |
| 766 | (doctor-put-meaning but 'conj) | |
| 767 | (doctor-put-meaning however 'conj) | |
| 768 | (doctor-put-meaning besides 'conj) | |
| 769 | (doctor-put-meaning anyway 'conj) | |
| 770 | (doctor-put-meaning that 'conj) | |
| 771 | (doctor-put-meaning except 'conj) | |
| 772 | (doctor-put-meaning why 'conj) | |
| 773 | (doctor-put-meaning how 'conj) | |
| 774 | (doctor-put-meaning until 'when) | |
| 775 | (doctor-put-meaning when 'when) | |
| 776 | (doctor-put-meaning whenever 'when) | |
| 777 | (doctor-put-meaning while 'when) | |
| 778 | (doctor-put-meaning since 'when) | |
| 779 | (doctor-put-meaning rms 'rms) | |
| 780 | (doctor-put-meaning stallman 'rms) | |
| 781 | (doctor-put-meaning school 'school) | |
| 782 | (doctor-put-meaning schools 'school) | |
| 783 | (doctor-put-meaning skool 'school) | |
| 784 | (doctor-put-meaning grade 'school) | |
| 785 | (doctor-put-meaning grades 'school) | |
| 786 | (doctor-put-meaning teacher 'school) | |
| 787 | (doctor-put-meaning teachers 'school) | |
| 788 | (doctor-put-meaning classes 'school) | |
| 789 | (doctor-put-meaning professor 'school) | |
| 790 | (doctor-put-meaning prof 'school) | |
| 791 | (doctor-put-meaning profs 'school) | |
| 792 | (doctor-put-meaning professors 'school) | |
| 793 | (doctor-put-meaning mit 'school) | |
| 794 | (doctor-put-meaning emacs 'eliza) | |
| 795 | (doctor-put-meaning eliza 'eliza) | |
| 796 | (doctor-put-meaning liza 'eliza) | |
| 797 | (doctor-put-meaning elisa 'eliza) | |
| 798 | (doctor-put-meaning weizenbaum 'eliza) | |
| 799 | (doctor-put-meaning doktor 'eliza) | |
| 800 | (doctor-put-meaning atheletics 'sports) | |
| 801 | (doctor-put-meaning baseball 'sports) | |
| 802 | (doctor-put-meaning basketball 'sports) | |
| 803 | (doctor-put-meaning football 'sports) | |
| 804 | (doctor-put-meaning frisbee 'sports) | |
| 805 | (doctor-put-meaning gym 'sports) | |
| 806 | (doctor-put-meaning gymnastics 'sports) | |
| 807 | (doctor-put-meaning hockey 'sports) | |
| 808 | (doctor-put-meaning lacrosse 'sports) | |
| 809 | (doctor-put-meaning soccer 'sports) | |
| 810 | (doctor-put-meaning softball 'sports) | |
| 811 | (doctor-put-meaning sports 'sports) | |
| 812 | (doctor-put-meaning swimming 'sports) | |
| 813 | (doctor-put-meaning swim 'sports) | |
| 814 | (doctor-put-meaning tennis 'sports) | |
| 815 | (doctor-put-meaning volleyball 'sports) | |
| 816 | (doctor-put-meaning math 'math) | |
| 817 | (doctor-put-meaning mathematics 'math) | |
| 818 | (doctor-put-meaning mathematical 'math) | |
| 819 | (doctor-put-meaning theorem 'math) | |
| 820 | (doctor-put-meaning axiom 'math) | |
| 821 | (doctor-put-meaning lemma 'math) | |
| 822 | (doctor-put-meaning algebra 'math) | |
| 823 | (doctor-put-meaning algebraic 'math) | |
| 824 | (doctor-put-meaning trig 'math) | |
| 825 | (doctor-put-meaning trigonometry 'math) | |
| 826 | (doctor-put-meaning trigonometric 'math) | |
| 827 | (doctor-put-meaning geometry 'math) | |
| 828 | (doctor-put-meaning geometric 'math) | |
| 829 | (doctor-put-meaning calculus 'math) | |
| 830 | (doctor-put-meaning arithmetic 'math) | |
| 831 | (doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) | |
| 832 | (doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) | |
| 833 | (doctor-put-meaning pinhead 'zippy) | |
| 834 | (doctor-put-meaning chat 'chat) | |
| 835 | \f | |
| 836 | ;;;###autoload | |
| 837 | (defun doctor () | |
| 838 | "Switch to *doctor* buffer and start giving psychotherapy." | |
| 839 | (interactive) | |
| 840 | (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*") | |
| 841 | (doctor-mode)) | |
| 842 | ||
| 843 | (defun doctor-ret-or-read (arg) | |
| 844 | "Insert a newline if preceding character is not a newline. | |
| 845 | Otherwise call the Doctor to parse preceding sentence." | |
| 846 | (interactive "*p") | |
| 847 | (if (= (preceding-char) ?\n) | |
| 848 | (doctor-read-print) | |
| 849 | (newline arg))) | |
| 850 | ||
| 851 | (defun doctor-read-print nil | |
| 852 | "top level loop" | |
| 853 | (interactive) | |
| 854 | (let ((sent (doctor-readin))) | |
| 855 | (insert "\n") | |
| 856 | (setq lincount (1+ lincount)) | |
| 857 | (doctor-doc sent) | |
| 858 | (insert "\n") | |
| 859 | (setq bak sent))) | |
| 860 | ||
| 861 | (defun doctor-readin nil | |
| 862 | "Read a sentence. Return it as a list of words." | |
| 863 | (let (sentence) | |
| 864 | (backward-sentence 1) | |
| 865 | (while (not (eobp)) | |
| 866 | (setq sentence (append sentence (list (doctor-read-token))))) | |
| 867 | sentence)) | |
| 868 | ||
| 869 | (defun doctor-read-token () | |
| 870 | "read one word from buffer" | |
| 871 | (prog1 (intern (downcase (buffer-substring (point) | |
| 872 | (progn | |
| 873 | (forward-word 1) | |
| 874 | (point))))) | |
| 875 | (re-search-forward "\\Sw*"))) | |
| 876 | \f | |
| 877 | ;; Main processing function for sentences that have been read. | |
| 878 | ||
| 879 | (defun doctor-doc (sent) | |
| 880 | (cond | |
| 881 | ((equal sent '(foo)) | |
| 882 | (doctor-type '(bar! ($ please)($ continue)))) | |
| 883 | ((member sent howareyoulst) | |
| 884 | (doctor-type '(i\'m ok \. ($ describe) yourself \.))) | |
| 885 | ((or (member sent '((good bye) (see you later) (i quit) (so long) | |
| 886 | (go away) (get lost))) | |
| 887 | (memq (car sent) | |
| 888 | '(bye halt break quit done exit goodbye | |
| 889 | bye\, stop pause goodbye\, stop pause))) | |
| 890 | (doctor-type ($ bye))) | |
| 891 | ((and (eq (car sent) 'you) | |
| 892 | (memq (doctor-cadr sent) abusewords)) | |
| 893 | (setq found (doctor-cadr sent)) | |
| 894 | (doctor-type ($ abuselst))) | |
| 895 | ((eq (car sent) 'whatmeans) | |
| 896 | (doctor-def (doctor-cadr sent))) | |
| 897 | ((equal sent '(parse)) | |
| 898 | (doctor-type (list 'subj '= subj ", " | |
| 899 | 'verb '= verb "\n" | |
| 900 | 'object 'phrase '= obj "," | |
| 901 | 'noun 'form '= object "\n" | |
| 902 | 'current 'keyword 'is found | |
| 903 | ", " | |
| 904 | 'most 'recent 'possessive | |
| 905 | 'is owner "\n" | |
| 906 | 'sentence 'used 'was | |
| 907 | "..." | |
| 908 | '(// bak)))) | |
| 909 | ;; ((eq (car sent) 'forget) | |
| 910 | ;; (set (doctor-cadr sent) nil) | |
| 911 | ;; (doctor-type '(($ isee)($ please) | |
| 912 | ;; ($ continue)\.))) | |
| 913 | (t | |
| 914 | (if (doctor-defq sent) (doctor-define sent found)) | |
| 915 | (if (> (length sent) 12)(doctor-shorten sent)) | |
| 916 | (setq sent (doctor-correct-spelling (doctor-replace sent replist))) | |
| 917 | (cond ((and (not (memq 'me sent))(not (memq 'i sent)) | |
| 918 | (memq 'am sent)) | |
| 919 | (setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((am . (are))))))) | |
| 920 | (cond ((equal (car sent) 'yow) (doctor-zippy)) | |
| 921 | ((< (length sent) 2) | |
| 922 | (cond ((eq (doctor-meaning (car sent)) 'howdy) | |
| 923 | (doctor-howdy)) | |
| 924 | (t (doctor-short)))) | |
| 925 | (t | |
| 926 | (if (memq 'am sent) | |
| 927 | (setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((me . (i)))))) | |
| 928 | (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) | |
| 929 | (if (and (eq (car sent) 'do) (eq (doctor-cadr sent) 'not)) | |
| 930 | (cond ((zerop (random 3)) | |
| 931 | (doctor-type '(are you ($ afraidof) that \?))) | |
| 932 | ((zerop (random 2)) | |
| 933 | (doctor-type '(don\'t tell me what to do \. i am the | |
| 934 | psychiatrist here!)) | |
| 935 | (doctor-rthing)) | |
| 936 | (t | |
| 937 | (doctor-type '(($ whysay) that i shouldn\'t | |
| 938 | (doctor-cddr sent) | |
| 939 | \?)))) | |
| 940 | (doctor-go (doctor-wherego sent)))))))) | |
| 941 | \f | |
| 942 | ;; Things done to process sentences once read. | |
| 943 | ||
| 944 | (defun doctor-correct-spelling (sent) | |
| 945 | "Correct the spelling and expand each word in sentence." | |
| 946 | (if sent | |
| 947 | (apply 'append (mapcar '(lambda (word) | |
| 948 | (if (memq word typos) | |
| 949 | (get (get word 'doctor-correction) 'doctor-expansion) | |
| 950 | (list word))) | |
| 951 | sent)))) | |
| 952 | ||
| 953 | (defun doctor-shorten (sent) | |
| 954 | "Make a sentence managably short using a few hacks." | |
| 955 | (let (foo | |
| 956 | retval | |
| 957 | (temp '(because but however besides anyway until | |
| 958 | while that except why how))) | |
| 959 | (while temp | |
| 960 | (setq foo (memq (car temp) sent)) | |
| 961 | (if (and foo | |
| 962 | (> (length foo) 3)) | |
| 963 | (setq sent foo | |
| 964 | sent (doctor-fixup sent) | |
| 965 | temp nil | |
| 966 | retval t) | |
| 967 | (setq temp (cdr temp)))) | |
| 968 | retval)) | |
| 969 | ||
| 970 | (defun doctor-define (sent found) | |
| 971 | (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) | |
| 972 | (and | |
| 973 | (doctor-nounp subj) | |
| 974 | (not (doctor-pronounp subj)) | |
| 975 | subj | |
| 976 | (doctor-meaning object) | |
| 977 | (put subj 'doctor-meaning (doctor-meaning object)) | |
| 978 | t)) | |
| 979 | ||
| 980 | (defun doctor-defq (sent) | |
| 981 | "Set global var FOUND to first keyword found in sentence SENT." | |
| 982 | (setq found nil) | |
| 983 | (let ((temp '(means applies mean refers refer related | |
| 984 | similar defined associated linked like same))) | |
| 985 | (while temp | |
| 986 | (if (memq (car temp) sent) | |
| 987 | (setq found (car temp) | |
| 988 | temp nil) | |
| 989 | (setq temp (cdr temp))))) | |
| 990 | found) | |
| 991 | ||
| 992 | (defun doctor-def (x) | |
| 993 | (progn | |
| 994 | (doctor-type (list 'the 'word x 'means (doctor-meaning x) 'to 'me)) | |
| 995 | nil)) | |
| 996 | ||
| 997 | (defun doctor-forget () | |
| 998 | "Delete the last element of the history list." | |
| 999 | (setq history (reverse (cdr (reverse history))))) | |
| 1000 | ||
| 1001 | (defun doctor-query (x) | |
| 1002 | "Prompt for a line of input from the minibuffer until a noun or verb is seen. | |
| 1003 | Put dialogue in buffer." | |
| 1004 | (let (a | |
| 1005 | (prompt (concat (doctor-make-string x) | |
| 1006 | " what \? ")) | |
| 1007 | retval) | |
| 1008 | (while (not retval) | |
| 1009 | (while (not a) | |
| 1010 | (insert ?\n | |
| 1011 | prompt | |
| 1012 | (read-string prompt) | |
| 1013 | ?\n) | |
| 1014 | (setq a (doctor-readin))) | |
| 1015 | (while (and a (not retval)) | |
| 1016 | (cond ((doctor-nounp (car a)) | |
| 1017 | (setq retval (car a))) | |
| 1018 | ((doctor-verbp (car a)) | |
| 1019 | (setq retval (doctor-build | |
| 1020 | (doctor-build x " ") | |
| 1021 | (car a)))) | |
| 1022 | ((setq a (cdr a)))))) | |
| 1023 | retval)) | |
| 1024 | ||
| 1025 | (defun doctor-subjsearch (sent key type) | |
| 1026 | "Search for the subject of a sentence SENT, looking for the noun closest | |
| 1027 | to and preceding KEY by at least TYPE words. Set global variable subj to | |
| 1028 | the subject noun, and return the portion of the sentence following it." | |
| 1029 | (let ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) type))) | |
| 1030 | (while (and (> i -1) (not (doctor-nounp (nth i sent)))) | |
| 1031 | (setq i (1- i))) | |
| 1032 | (cond ((> i -1) | |
| 1033 | (setq subj (nth i sent)) | |
| 1034 | (nthcdr (1+ i) sent)) | |
| 1035 | (t | |
| 1036 | (setq subj 'you) | |
| 1037 | nil)))) | |
| 1038 | ||
| 1039 | (defun doctor-nounp (x) | |
| 1040 | "Returns t if the symbol argument is a noun." | |
| 1041 | (or (doctor-pronounp x) | |
| 1042 | (not (or (doctor-verbp x) | |
| 1043 | (equal x 'not) | |
| 1044 | (doctor-prepp x) | |
| 1045 | (doctor-modifierp x) )) )) | |
| 1046 | ||
| 1047 | (defun doctor-pronounp (x) | |
| 1048 | "Returns t if the symbol argument is a pronoun." | |
| 1049 | (memq x '( | |
| 1050 | i me mine myself | |
| 1051 | we us ours ourselves ourself | |
| 1052 | you yours yourself yourselves | |
| 1053 | he him himself she hers herself | |
| 1054 | it that those this these things thing | |
| 1055 | they them themselves theirs | |
| 1056 | anybody everybody somebody | |
| 1057 | anyone everyone someone | |
| 1058 | anything something everything))) | |
| 1059 | ||
| 1060 | (mapcar (function (lambda (x) (put x 'doctor-sentence-type 'verb))) | |
| 1061 | '(abort aborted aborts ask asked asks am | |
| 1062 | applied applies apply are associate | |
| 1063 | associated ate | |
| 1064 | be became become becomes becoming | |
| 1065 | been being believe belived believes | |
| 1066 | bit bite bites bore bored bores boring bought buy buys buying | |
| 1067 | call called calling calls came can caught catch come | |
| 1068 | contract contracted contracts control controlled controls | |
| 1069 | could croak croaks croaked cut cuts | |
| 1070 | dare dared define defines dial dialed dials did die died dies | |
| 1071 | dislike disliked | |
| 1072 | dislikes do does drank drink drinks drinking | |
| 1073 | drive drives driving drove dying | |
| 1074 | eat eating eats expand expanded expands | |
| 1075 | expect expected expects expel expels expeled expelled | |
| 1076 | explain explained explains | |
| 1077 | fart farts feel feels felt fight fights find finds finding | |
| 1078 | forget forgets forgot fought found fuck fucked | |
| 1079 | fucking fucks | |
| 1080 | gave get gets getting give gives go goes going gone got gotten | |
| 1081 | had harm harms has hate hated hates have having | |
| 1082 | hear heard hears hearing help helped helping helps | |
| 1083 | hit hits hope hoped hopes hurt hurts | |
| 1084 | implies imply is | |
| 1085 | join joined joins jump jumped jumps | |
| 1086 | keep keeping keeps kept | |
| 1087 | kill killed killing kills kiss kissed kisses kissing | |
| 1088 | knew know knows | |
| 1089 | laid lay lays let lets lie lied lies like liked likes | |
| 1090 | liking listen listens | |
| 1091 | login look looked looking looks | |
| 1092 | lose losing lost | |
| 1093 | love loved loves loving | |
| 1094 | luse lusing lust lusts | |
| 1095 | made make makes making may mean means meant might | |
| 1096 | move moved moves moving must | |
| 1097 | need needed needs | |
| 1098 | order ordered orders ought | |
| 1099 | paid pay pays pick picked picking picks | |
| 1100 | placed placing prefer prefers put puts | |
| 1101 | ran rape raped rapes | |
| 1102 | read reading reads recall receive received receives | |
| 1103 | refer refered referred refers | |
| 1104 | relate related relates remember remembered remembers | |
| 1105 | romp romped romps run running runs | |
| 1106 | said sang sat saw say says | |
| 1107 | screw screwed screwing screws scrod see sees seem seemed | |
| 1108 | seems seen sell selling sells | |
| 1109 | send sendind sends sent shall shoot shot should | |
| 1110 | sing sings sit sits sitting sold studied study | |
| 1111 | take takes taking talk talked talking talks tell tells telling | |
| 1112 | think thinks | |
| 1113 | thought told took tooled touch touched touches touching | |
| 1114 | transfer transfered transfers transmit transmits transmitted | |
| 1115 | type types types typing | |
| 1116 | walk walked walking walks want wanted wants was watch | |
| 1117 | watched watching went were will wish would work worked works | |
| 1118 | write writes writing wrote use used uses using)) | |
| 1119 | ||
| 1120 | (defun doctor-verbp (x) (if (symbolp x) | |
| 1121 | (eq (get x 'doctor-sentence-type) 'verb))) | |
| 1122 | ||
| 1123 | (defun doctor-plural (x) | |
| 1124 | "Form the plural of the word argument." | |
| 1125 | (let ((foo (doctor-make-string x))) | |
| 1126 | (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "s") | |
| 1127 | (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -2 -1) "s") | |
| 1128 | (intern (concat foo "es"))) | |
| 1129 | (t x))) | |
| 1130 | ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "y") | |
| 1131 | (intern (concat (substring foo 0 -1) | |
| 1132 | "ies"))) | |
| 1133 | (t (intern (concat foo "s")))))) | |
| 1134 | ||
| 1135 | (defun doctor-setprep (sent key) | |
| 1136 | (let ((val) | |
| 1137 | (foo (memq key sent))) | |
| 1138 | (cond ((doctor-prepp (doctor-cadr foo)) | |
| 1139 | (setq val (doctor-getnoun (doctor-cddr foo))) | |
| 1140 | (cond (val val) | |
| 1141 | (t 'something))) | |
| 1142 | ((doctor-articlep (doctor-cadr foo)) | |
| 1143 | (setq val (doctor-getnoun (doctor-cddr foo))) | |
| 1144 | (cond (val (doctor-build (doctor-build (doctor-cadr foo) " ") val)) | |
| 1145 | (t 'something))) | |
| 1146 | (t 'something)))) | |
| 1147 | ||
| 1148 | (defun doctor-getnoun (x) | |
| 1149 | (cond ((null x)(setq object 'something)) | |
| 1150 | ((atom x)(setq object x)) | |
| 1151 | ((eq (length x) 1) | |
| 1152 | (setq object (cond | |
| 1153 | ((doctor-nounp (setq object (car x))) object) | |
| 1154 | (t (doctor-query object))))) | |
| 1155 | ((eq (car x) 'to) | |
| 1156 | (doctor-build 'to\ (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) | |
| 1157 | ((doctor-prepp (car x)) | |
| 1158 | (doctor-getnoun (cdr x))) | |
| 1159 | ((not (doctor-nounp (car x))) | |
| 1160 | (doctor-build (doctor-build (cdr (assq (car x) | |
| 1161 | (append | |
| 1162 | '((a . this) | |
| 1163 | (some . this) | |
| 1164 | (one . that)) | |
| 1165 | (list | |
| 1166 | (cons | |
| 1167 | (car x) (car x)))))) | |
| 1168 | " ") | |
| 1169 | (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) | |
| 1170 | (t (setq object (car x))) )) | |
| 1171 | ||
| 1172 | (defun doctor-modifierp (x) | |
| 1173 | (or (doctor-adjectivep x) | |
| 1174 | (doctor-adverbp x) | |
| 1175 | (doctor-othermodifierp x))) | |
| 1176 | ||
| 1177 | (defun doctor-adjectivep (x) | |
| 1178 | (or (numberp x) | |
| 1179 | (doctor-nmbrp x) | |
| 1180 | (doctor-articlep x) | |
| 1181 | (doctor-colorp x) | |
| 1182 | (doctor-sizep x) | |
| 1183 | (doctor-possessivepronounp x))) | |
| 1184 | ||
| 1185 | (defun doctor-adverbp (xx) | |
| 1186 | (string-equal (substring (doctor-make-string xx) -2) "ly")) | |
| 1187 | ||
| 1188 | (defun doctor-articlep (x) | |
| 1189 | (memq x '(the a an))) | |
| 1190 | ||
| 1191 | (defun doctor-nmbrp (x) | |
| 1192 | (memq x '(one two three four five six seven eight nine ten | |
| 1193 | eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen | |
| 1194 | sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen | |
| 1195 | twenty thirty forty fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety | |
| 1196 | hundred thousand million billion | |
| 1197 | half quarter | |
| 1198 | first second third fourth fifth | |
| 1199 | sixth seventh eighth nineth tenth))) | |
| 1200 | ||
| 1201 | (defun doctor-colorp (x) | |
| 1202 | (memq x '(beige black blue brown crimson | |
| 1203 | gray grey green | |
| 1204 | orange pink purple red tan tawny | |
| 1205 | violet white yellow))) | |
| 1206 | ||
| 1207 | (defun doctor-sizep (x) | |
| 1208 | (memq x '(big large tall fat wide thick | |
| 1209 | small petite short thin skinny))) | |
| 1210 | ||
| 1211 | (defun doctor-possessivepronounp (x) | |
| 1212 | (memq x '(my your his her our their))) | |
| 1213 | ||
| 1214 | (defun doctor-othermodifierp (x) | |
| 1215 | (memq x '(all also always amusing any anyway associated awesome | |
| 1216 | bad beautiful best better but certain clear | |
| 1217 | ever every fantastic fun funny | |
| 1218 | good great gross growdy however if ignorant | |
| 1219 | less linked losing lusing many more much | |
| 1220 | never nice obnoxious often poor pretty real related rich | |
| 1221 | similar some stupid super superb | |
| 1222 | terrible terrific too total tubular ugly very))) | |
| 1223 | ||
| 1224 | (defun doctor-prepp (x) | |
| 1225 | (memq x '(about above after around as at | |
| 1226 | before beneath behind beside between by | |
| 1227 | for from in inside into | |
| 1228 | like near next of on onto over | |
| 1229 | same through thru to toward towards | |
| 1230 | under underneath with without))) | |
| 1231 | ||
| 1232 | (defun doctor-remember (thing) | |
| 1233 | (cond ((null history) | |
| 1234 | (setq history (list thing))) | |
| 1235 | (t (setq history (append history (list thing)))))) | |
| 1236 | ||
| 1237 | (defun doctor-type (x) | |
| 1238 | (setq x (doctor-fix-2 x)) | |
| 1239 | (doctor-txtype (doctor-assm x))) | |
| 1240 | ||
| 1241 | (defun doctor-fixup (sent) | |
| 1242 | (setq sent (append | |
| 1243 | (cdr | |
| 1244 | (assq (car sent) | |
| 1245 | (append | |
| 1246 | '((me i) | |
| 1247 | (him he) | |
| 1248 | (her she) | |
| 1249 | (them they) | |
| 1250 | (okay) | |
| 1251 | (well) | |
| 1252 | (sigh) | |
| 1253 | (hmm) | |
| 1254 | (hmmm) | |
| 1255 | (hmmmm) | |
| 1256 | (hmmmmm) | |
| 1257 | (gee) | |
| 1258 | (sure) | |
| 1259 | (great) | |
| 1260 | (oh) | |
| 1261 | (fine) | |
| 1262 | (ok) | |
| 1263 | (no)) | |
| 1264 | (list (list (car sent) | |
| 1265 | (car sent)))))) | |
| 1266 | (cdr sent))) | |
| 1267 | (doctor-fix-2 sent)) | |
| 1268 | ||
| 1269 | (defun doctor-fix-2 (sent) | |
| 1270 | (let ((foo sent)) | |
| 1271 | (while foo | |
| 1272 | (if (and (eq (car foo) 'me) | |
| 1273 | (doctor-verbp (doctor-cadr foo))) | |
| 1274 | (rplaca foo 'i) | |
| 1275 | (cond ((eq (car foo) 'you) | |
| 1276 | (cond ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(am be been is)) | |
| 1277 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'are)) | |
| 1278 | ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(has)) | |
| 1279 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)) | |
| 1280 | ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(was)) | |
| 1281 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'were)))) | |
| 1282 | ((equal (car foo) 'i) | |
| 1283 | (cond ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(are is be been)) | |
| 1284 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'am)) | |
| 1285 | ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(were)) | |
| 1286 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'was)) | |
| 1287 | ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(has)) | |
| 1288 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)))) | |
| 1289 | ((and (doctor-verbp (car foo)) | |
| 1290 | (eq (doctor-cadr foo) 'i) | |
| 1291 | (not (doctor-verbp (car (doctor-cddr foo))))) | |
| 1292 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'me)) | |
| 1293 | ((and (eq (car foo) 'a) | |
| 1294 | (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char | |
| 1295 | (doctor-make-string (doctor-cadr foo))))) | |
| 1296 | (rplaca foo 'an)) | |
| 1297 | ((and (eq (car foo) 'an) | |
| 1298 | (not (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char | |
| 1299 | (doctor-make-string (doctor-cadr foo)))))) | |
| 1300 | (rplaca foo 'a))) | |
| 1301 | (setq foo (cdr foo)))) | |
| 1302 | sent)) | |
| 1303 | ||
| 1304 | (defun doctor-vowelp (x) | |
| 1305 | (memq x '(?a ?e ?i ?o ?u))) | |
| 1306 | ||
| 1307 | (defun doctor-replace (sent rlist) | |
| 1308 | "Replace any element of SENT that is the car of a replacement | |
| 1309 | element pair in RLIST." | |
| 1310 | (apply 'append | |
| 1311 | (mapcar | |
| 1312 | (function | |
| 1313 | (lambda (x) | |
| 1314 | (cdr (or (assq x rlist) ; either find a replacement | |
| 1315 | (list x x))))) ; or fake an identity mapping | |
| 1316 | sent))) | |
| 1317 | ||
| 1318 | (defun doctor-wherego (sent) | |
| 1319 | (cond ((null sent)($ whereoutp)) | |
| 1320 | ((null (doctor-meaning (car sent))) | |
| 1321 | (doctor-wherego (cond ((zerop (random 2)) | |
| 1322 | (reverse (cdr sent))) | |
| 1323 | (t (cdr sent))))) | |
| 1324 | (t | |
| 1325 | (setq found (car sent)) | |
| 1326 | (doctor-meaning (car sent))))) | |
| 1327 | ||
| 1328 | (defun doctor-svo (sent key type mem) | |
| 1329 | "Find subject, verb and object in sentence SENT with focus on word KEY. | |
| 1330 | TYPE is number of words preceding KEY to start looking for subject. | |
| 1331 | MEM is t if results are to be put on Doctor's memory stack. | |
| 1332 | Return in the global variables SUBJ, VERB and OBJECT." | |
| 4746118a | 1333 | (let ((foo (doctor-subjsearch sent key type))) |
| 6679505f JB |
1334 | (or foo |
| 1335 | (setq foo sent | |
| 1336 | mem nil)) | |
| 1337 | (while (and (null (doctor-verbp (car foo))) (cdr foo)) | |
| 1338 | (setq foo (cdr foo))) | |
| 1339 | (setq verb (car foo)) | |
| 1340 | (setq obj (doctor-getnoun (cdr foo))) | |
| 1341 | (cond ((eq object 'i)(setq object 'me)) | |
| 1342 | ((eq subj 'me)(setq subj 'i))) | |
| 1343 | (cond (mem (doctor-remember (list subj verb obj)))))) | |
| 1344 | ||
| 1345 | (defun doctor-possess (sent key) | |
| 1346 | "Set possessive in SENT for keyword KEY. | |
| 1347 | Hack on previous word, setting global variable OWNER to correct result." | |
| 1348 | (let* ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) 1)) | |
| 1349 | (prev (if (< i 0) 'your | |
| 1350 | (nth i sent)))) | |
| 1351 | (setq owner (if (or (doctor-possessivepronounp prev) | |
| 1352 | (string-equal "s" | |
| 1353 | (substring (doctor-make-string prev) | |
| 1354 | -1))) | |
| 1355 | prev | |
| 1356 | 'your)))) | |
| 1357 | \f | |
| 1358 | ;; Output of replies. | |
| 1359 | ||
| 1360 | (defun doctor-txtype (ans) | |
| 1361 | "Output to buffer a list of symbols or strings as a sentence." | |
| 1362 | (setq *print-upcase* t *print-space* nil) | |
| 1363 | (mapcar 'doctor-type-symbol ans) | |
| 1364 | (insert "\n")) | |
| 1365 | ||
| 1366 | (defun doctor-type-symbol (word) | |
| 1367 | "Output a symbol to the buffer with some fancy case and spacing hacks." | |
| 1368 | (setq word (doctor-make-string word)) | |
| 1369 | (if (string-equal word "i") (setq word "I")) | |
| 1370 | (if *print-upcase* | |
| 1371 | (progn | |
| 1372 | (setq word (capitalize word)) | |
| 1373 | (if *print-space* | |
| 1374 | (insert " ")))) | |
| 1375 | (cond ((or (string-match "^[.,;:?! ]" word) | |
| 1376 | (not *print-space*)) | |
| 1377 | (insert word)) | |
| 1378 | (t (insert ?\ word))) | |
| 1379 | (if (> (current-column) fill-column) | |
| 1380 | (apply auto-fill-function nil)) | |
| 1381 | (setq *print-upcase* (string-match "[.?!]$" word) | |
| 1382 | *print-space* t)) | |
| 1383 | ||
| 1384 | (defun doctor-build (str1 str2) | |
| 1385 | "Make a symbol out of the concatenation of the two non-list arguments." | |
| 1386 | (cond ((null str1) str2) | |
| 1387 | ((null str2) str1) | |
| 1388 | ((and (atom str1) | |
| 1389 | (atom str2)) | |
| 1390 | (intern (concat (doctor-make-string str1) | |
| 1391 | (doctor-make-string str2)))) | |
| 1392 | (t nil))) | |
| 1393 | ||
| 1394 | (defun doctor-make-string (obj) | |
| 1395 | (cond ((stringp obj) obj) | |
| 1396 | ((symbolp obj) (symbol-name obj)) | |
| 1397 | ((numberp obj) (int-to-string obj)) | |
| 1398 | (t ""))) | |
| 1399 | ||
| 1400 | (defun doctor-concat (x y) | |
| 1401 | "Like append, but force atomic arguments to be lists." | |
| 1402 | (append | |
| 1403 | (if (and x (atom x)) (list x) x) | |
| 1404 | (if (and y (atom y)) (list y) y))) | |
| 1405 | ||
| 1406 | (defun doctor-assm (proto) | |
| 1407 | (cond ((null proto) nil) | |
| 1408 | ((atom proto) (list proto)) | |
| 1409 | ((atom (car proto)) | |
| 1410 | (cons (car proto) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))) | |
| 1411 | (t (doctor-concat (doctor-assm (eval (car proto))) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))))) | |
| 1412 | \f | |
| 1413 | ;; Functions that handle specific words or meanings when found. | |
| 1414 | ||
| 1415 | (defun doctor-go (destination) | |
| 1416 | "Call a `doctor-*' function." | |
| 1417 | (funcall (intern (concat "doctor-" (doctor-make-string destination))))) | |
| 1418 | ||
| 1419 | (defun doctor-desire1 () | |
| 1420 | (doctor-go ($ whereoutp))) | |
| 1421 | ||
| 1422 | (defun doctor-huh () | |
| 1423 | (cond ((< (length sent) 9) (doctor-type ($ huhlst))) | |
| 1424 | (t (doctor-type ($ longhuhlst))))) | |
| 1425 | ||
| 1426 | (defun doctor-rthing () (doctor-type ($ thlst))) | |
| 1427 | ||
| 1428 | (defun doctor-remem () (cond ((null history)(doctor-huh)) | |
| 1429 | ((doctor-type ($ remlst))))) | |
| 1430 | ||
| 1431 | (defun doctor-howdy () | |
| 1432 | (cond ((not howdyflag) | |
| 1433 | (doctor-type '(($ hello) what brings you to see me \?)) | |
| 1434 | (setq howdyflag t)) | |
| 1435 | (t | |
| 1436 | (doctor-type '(($ ibelieve) we\'ve introduced ourselves already \.)) | |
| 1437 | (doctor-type '(($ please) ($ describe) ($ things) \.))))) | |
| 1438 | ||
| 1439 | (defun doctor-when () | |
| 1440 | (cond ((< (length (memq found sent)) 3)(doctor-short)) | |
| 1441 | (t | |
| 1442 | (setq sent (cdr (memq found sent))) | |
| 1443 | (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) | |
| 1444 | (doctor-type '(($ whatwhen)(// sent) \?))))) | |
| 1445 | ||
| 1446 | (defun doctor-conj () | |
| 1447 | (cond ((< (length (memq found sent)) 4)(doctor-short)) | |
| 1448 | (t | |
| 1449 | (setq sent (cdr (memq found sent))) | |
| 1450 | (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) | |
| 1451 | (cond ((eq (car sent) 'of) | |
| 1452 | (doctor-type '(are you ($ sure) that is the real reason \?)) | |
| 1453 | (setq things (cons (cdr sent) things))) | |
| 1454 | (t | |
| 1455 | (doctor-remember sent) | |
| 1456 | (doctor-type ($ beclst))))))) | |
| 1457 | ||
| 1458 | (defun doctor-short () | |
| 1459 | (cond ((= (car repetitive-shortness) (1- lincount)) | |
| 1460 | (rplacd repetitive-shortness | |
| 1461 | (1+ (cdr repetitive-shortness)))) | |
| 1462 | (t | |
| 1463 | (rplacd repetitive-shortness 1))) | |
| 1464 | (rplaca repetitive-shortness lincount) | |
| 1465 | (cond ((> (cdr repetitive-shortness) 6) | |
| 1466 | (cond ((not **mad**) | |
| 1467 | (doctor-type '(($ areyou) | |
| 1468 | just trying to see what kind of things | |
| 1469 | i have in my vocabulary \? please try to | |
| 1470 | carry on a reasonable conversation!)) | |
| 1471 | (setq **mad** t)) | |
| 1472 | (t | |
| 1473 | (doctor-type '(i give up \. you need a lesson in creative | |
| 1474 | writing \.\.\.)) | |
| 1475 | ;;(push monosyllables observation-list) | |
| 1476 | ))) | |
| 1477 | (t | |
| 1478 | (cond ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(yes))) | |
| 1479 | (doctor-type '(($ isee) ($ inter) ($ whysay) this is so \?))) | |
| 1480 | ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(because))) | |
| 1481 | (doctor-type ($ shortbeclst))) | |
| 1482 | ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(no))) | |
| 1483 | (doctor-type ($ neglst))) | |
| 1484 | (t (doctor-type ($ shortlst))))))) | |
| 1485 | ||
| 1486 | (defun doctor-alcohol () (doctor-type ($ drnk))) | |
| 1487 | ||
| 1488 | (defun doctor-desire () | |
| 1489 | (let ((foo (memq found sent))) | |
| 1490 | (cond ((< (length foo) 2) | |
| 1491 | (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning found) 1))) | |
| 1492 | ((memq (doctor-cadr foo) '(a an)) | |
| 1493 | (rplacd foo (append '(to have) (cdr foo))) | |
| 1494 | (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) | |
| 1495 | (doctor-remember (list subj 'would 'like obj)) | |
| 1496 | (doctor-type ($ whywant))) | |
| 1497 | ((not (eq (doctor-cadr foo) 'to)) | |
| 1498 | (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning found) 1))) | |
| 1499 | (t | |
| 1500 | (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) | |
| 1501 | (doctor-remember (list subj 'would 'like obj)) | |
| 1502 | (doctor-type ($ whywant)))))) | |
| 1503 | ||
| 1504 | (defun doctor-drug () | |
| 1505 | (doctor-type ($ drugs)) | |
| 1506 | (doctor-remember (list 'you 'used found))) | |
| 1507 | ||
| 1508 | (defun doctor-toke () | |
| 1509 | (doctor-type ($ toklst))) | |
| 1510 | ||
| 1511 | (defun doctor-state () | |
| 1512 | (doctor-type ($ states))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'were found))) | |
| 1513 | ||
| 1514 | (defun doctor-mood () | |
| 1515 | (doctor-type ($ moods))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'felt found))) | |
| 1516 | ||
| 1517 | (defun doctor-fear () | |
| 1518 | (setq feared (doctor-setprep sent found)) | |
| 1519 | (doctor-type ($ fears)) | |
| 1520 | (doctor-remember (list 'you 'were 'afraid 'of feared))) | |
| 1521 | ||
| 1522 | (defun doctor-hate () | |
| 1523 | (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) | |
| 1524 | (cond ((memq 'not sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) | |
| 1525 | ((equal subj 'you) | |
| 1526 | (doctor-type '(why do you (// verb)(// obj) \?))) | |
| 1527 | (t (doctor-type '(($ whysay)(list subj verb obj)))))) | |
| 1528 | ||
| 1529 | (defun doctor-symptoms () | |
| 1530 | (doctor-type '(($ maybe) you should consult a doctor of medicine\, | |
| 1531 | i am a psychiatrist \.))) | |
| 1532 | ||
| 1533 | (defun doctor-hates () | |
| 1534 | (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) | |
| 1535 | (doctor-hates1)) | |
| 1536 | ||
| 1537 | (defun doctor-hates1 () | |
| 1538 | (doctor-type '(($ whysay)(list subj verb obj)))) | |
| 1539 | ||
| 1540 | (defun doctor-loves () | |
| 1541 | (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) | |
| 1542 | (doctor-qloves)) | |
| 1543 | ||
| 1544 | (defun doctor-qloves () | |
| 1545 | (doctor-type '(($ bother)(list subj verb obj) \?))) | |
| 1546 | ||
| 1547 | (defun doctor-love () | |
| 1548 | (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) | |
| 1549 | (cond ((memq 'not sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) | |
| 1550 | ((memq 'to sent) (doctor-hates1)) | |
| 1551 | (t | |
| 1552 | (cond ((equal object 'something) | |
| 1553 | (setq object '(this person you love)))) | |
| 1554 | (cond ((equal subj 'you) | |
| 1555 | (setq lover obj) | |
| 1556 | (cond ((equal lover '(this person you love)) | |
| 1557 | (setq lover '(your partner)) | |
| 1558 | (doctor-forget) | |
| 1559 | (doctor-type '(with whom are you in love \?))) | |
| 1560 | ((doctor-type '(($ please) | |
| 1561 | ($ describe) | |
| 1562 | ($ relation) | |
| 1563 | (// lover) | |
| 1564 | \.))))) | |
| 1565 | ((equal subj 'i) | |
| 1566 | (doctor-txtype '(we were discussing you!))) | |
| 1567 | (t (doctor-forget) | |
| 1568 | (setq obj 'someone) | |
| 1569 | (setq verb (doctor-build verb 's)) | |
| 1570 | (doctor-qloves)))))) | |
| 1571 | ||
| 1572 | (defun doctor-mach () | |
| 1573 | (setq found (doctor-plural found)) | |
| 1574 | (doctor-type ($ machlst))) | |
| 1575 | ||
| 1576 | (defun doctor-sexnoun () (doctor-sexverb)) | |
| 1577 | ||
| 1578 | (defun doctor-sexverb () | |
| 1579 | (if (or (memq 'me sent)(memq 'myself sent)(memq 'i sent)) | |
| 1580 | (doctor-foul) | |
| 1581 | (doctor-type ($ sexlst)))) | |
| 1582 | ||
| 1583 | (defun doctor-death () (doctor-type ($ deathlst))) | |
| 1584 | ||
| 1585 | (defun doctor-foul () | |
| 1586 | (doctor-type ($ foullst))) | |
| 1587 | ||
| 1588 | (defun doctor-family () | |
| 1589 | (doctor-possess sent found) | |
| 1590 | (doctor-type ($ famlst))) | |
| 1591 | ||
| 1592 | ;; I did not add this -- rms. | |
| 1593 | ;; But he might have removed it. I put it back. --roland | |
| 1594 | (defun doctor-rms () | |
| 1595 | (cond (rms-flag (doctor-type ($ stallmanlst))) | |
| 1596 | (t (setq rms-flag t) (doctor-type '(do you know Stallman \?))))) | |
| 1597 | ||
| 1598 | (defun doctor-school nil (doctor-type ($ schoollst))) | |
| 1599 | ||
| 1600 | (defun doctor-eliza () | |
| 1601 | (cond (eliza-flag (doctor-type ($ elizalst))) | |
| 1602 | (t (setq eliza-flag t) | |
| 1603 | (doctor-type '((// found) \? hah ! | |
| 1604 | ($ please) ($ continue) \.))))) | |
| 1605 | ||
| 1606 | (defun doctor-sports () (doctor-type ($ sportslst))) | |
| 1607 | ||
| 1608 | (defun doctor-math () (doctor-type ($ mathlst))) | |
| 1609 | ||
| 1610 | (defun doctor-zippy () | |
| 1611 | (cond (zippy-flag (doctor-type ($ zippylst))) | |
| 1612 | (t (setq zippy-flag t) | |
| 1613 | (doctor-type '(yow! are we interactive yet \?))))) | |
| 1614 | ||
| 1615 | ||
| 1616 | (defun doctor-chat () (doctor-type ($ chatlst))) | |
| 1617 | ||
| 1618 | (defun doctor-strangelove () | |
| 1619 | (interactive) | |
| 1620 | (insert "Mein fuhrer!!\n") | |
| 1621 | (doctor-read-print)) | |
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1622 | |
| 1623 | ;;; doctor.el ends here |