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1 | SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) |
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5 | NAME | |
6 | sex - have sex | |
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8 | SYNOPSIS | |
9 | sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... | |
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11 | DESCRIPTION | |
12 | _\bs_\be_\bx allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- | |
13 | fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they | |
14 | are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to | |
15 | make things more interesting are as follows: | |
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17 | -1 masturbate | |
18 | ||
19 | -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option | |
20 | ||
21 | -b buggery | |
22 | ||
23 | -B<animal> | |
24 | bestiality with <animal> | |
25 | ||
26 | -c chocolate sauce option | |
27 | ||
28 | -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) | |
29 | ||
30 | -d<file> | |
31 | get a date with the features described in <file> | |
32 | ||
33 | -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) | |
34 | ||
35 | -f foreplay option | |
36 | ||
37 | -F nasal sex with plants | |
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39 | -i coitus interruptus (messy!) | |
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41 | -j jacuzzi option (California sites only) | |
42 | ||
43 | -l leather option | |
44 | ||
45 | -m masochism (see -s) | |
46 | ||
47 | -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option | |
48 | ||
49 | -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program | |
50 | kills it) | |
51 | ||
52 | -o oral option | |
53 | ||
54 | -O parallel access (orgy) | |
55 | ||
56 | -p debug option (proposition only) | |
57 | ||
58 | -P pedophilia (must specify a child process) | |
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62 | Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1 | |
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69 | SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) | |
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73 | -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) | |
74 | ||
75 | -s sadism (target must set -m) | |
76 | ||
77 | -S sundae option | |
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79 | -T<number> |
80 | voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities; | |
81 | area code prefix of 900 is assumed. | |
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83 | -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net) |
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85 | -w whipped cream option | |
86 | ||
87 | -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) | |
88 | ||
89 | ENVIRONMENT | |
90 | LOVERS | |
91 | is a list of default partners which will be used if | |
92 | none are specified in the command line. If any are | |
93 | specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. | |
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95 | FILES | |
96 | /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality | |
97 | ||
98 | /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates | |
99 | ||
100 | /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes | |
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54cbd790 | 102 | /usr/lib/sex/s+m sado-masochistic equipment |
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106 | BUGS | |
107 | ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. | |
108 | ||
109 | ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. | |
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111 | MAN AUTHOR | |
112 | Author prefers to be anonymous. | |
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114 | HISTORY | |
115 | Oldest program ever. |