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-<p class="cke-footer">* jeffcovey becomes too groggy to read the directions and becomes
- the year's first nasal spray overdose fatality.
+<p class="cke-footer"><ascii_phil> There once was a man named Bertold
+<ascii_phil> Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
+<ascii_phil> As he reached for his cup...
+<ascii_phil> "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
+<ascii_phil> Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
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December 5, 2019</p>