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    <h1>Behold the Mighty Kilt</h1>
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<a href="#sec1">Lust</a>
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<a href="#sec2">Goodbye Money</a>
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Lust</h2>

<p class="first">Once upon a time I went to see <a href="http://eluveitie.ch/">Eluveitie</a> on a little tour called
<a href="http://www.paganfest.net/info.php?lang=usa">Paganfest</a>. The bassist and piper of Eluveitie were wearing kilts and
they looked mighty fine and metal; thus began my lust for a kilt of my
very own.</p>


<h2><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
Goodbye Money</h2>

<p class="first">A few months later I decided to purchase a <a href="http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php?page_id=30">Workman's</a> <a href="http://utilikilts.com">Utilikilt</a> as it
appeared to be the most practical kilt for every day wearing. After
much fretting about sizing and ordering such an expensive piece of
nonreturnable clothing I finally ordered one in August 2008 and had it
in my hands the first week of September. Luckily, it fit.</p>

<table class="image" width="100%">
  <tr><td align="center"><img src="img/photos/kilt/package.jpg" alt="One day an unassuming package arrived in the mail" /></td></tr>
  <tr><td align="center" class="image-caption">One day an unassuming package arrived in the mail</td></tr>
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<table class="image" width="100%">
  <tr><td align="center"><img src="img/photos/kilt/unpacked-folded.jpg" alt="Such a lovely unbifurcated garment" /></td></tr>
  <tr><td align="center" class="image-caption">Such a lovely unbifurcated garment</td></tr>
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<p>The kilt is made of very heavy canvas (it weighs about four pounds)
and was of quite good construction. I'd say it was worth the pretty
penny I spent for it.</p>

<table class="image" width="100%">
  <tr><td align="center"><img src="img/photos/kilt/unpacked-spread.jpg" alt="Why it appears to be a skirt of some sort" /></td></tr>
  <tr><td align="center" class="image-caption">Why it appears to be a skirt of some sort</td></tr>
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<p>After unpacking and gazing upon the glory of the kilt I donned it upon
my waist and decided that I should never wear pants again. Everything
they say is true: the pockets really can fit a six pack of beer, it is
quite comfortable, it doesn't look dumb (ok, perhaps that is
subjective), and it <em>is</em> handy to have my tools on my kilt when working
on my <a href="My%20Bicycle.html">bicycle</a>.</p>


<h2><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
STEEL</h2>

<table class="image" width="100%">
  <tr><td align="center"><img src="img/photos/kilt/eluveitie.jpg" alt="I am quite the dashing young lad" /></td></tr>
  <tr><td align="center" class="image-caption">I am quite the dashing young lad</td></tr>
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<p>I first wore the kilt in public about an hour after getting it, and I
must say that I find it amusing that people would fret about wearing a
kilt outside of their house. I now have a new problem: I want more
kilts so that I no longer have to wear pants.</p>


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Erica: you have breasts?
unknownlamer: No. A music rack.
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	16	<h1>Behold the Mighty Kilt</h1>
	17	<div class="contents">
	18	<dl>
	19	<dt>
	20	<a href="#sec1">Lust</a>
	21	</dt>
	22	<dt>
	23	<a href="#sec2">Goodbye Money</a>
	24	</dt>
	25	<dt>
	26	<a href="#sec3">STEEL</a>
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	32	<!-- Page published by Emacs Muse begins here --><h2><a name="sec1" id="sec1"></a>
	33	Lust</h2>
	34
	35	<p class="first">Once upon a time I went to see <a href="http://eluveitie.ch/">Eluveitie</a> on a little tour called
	36	<a href="http://www.paganfest.net/info.php?lang=usa">Paganfest</a>. The bassist and piper of Eluveitie were wearing kilts and
	37	they looked mighty fine and metal; thus began my lust for a kilt of my
	38	very own.</p>
	39
	40
	41	<h2><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
	42	Goodbye Money</h2>
	43
	44	<p class="first">A few months later I decided to purchase a <a href="http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php?page_id=30">Workman's</a> <a href="http://utilikilts.com">Utilikilt</a> as it
	45	appeared to be the most practical kilt for every day wearing. After
	46	much fretting about sizing and ordering such an expensive piece of
	47	nonreturnable clothing I finally ordered one in August 2008 and had it
	48	in my hands the first week of September. Luckily, it fit.</p>
	49
	50	<table class="image" width="100%">
	51	<tr><td align="center"><img src="img/photos/kilt/package.jpg" alt="One day an unassuming package arrived in the mail" /></td></tr>
	52	<tr><td align="center" class="image-caption">One day an unassuming package arrived in the mail</td></tr>
	53	</table>
	54
	55
	56	<table class="image" width="100%">
	57	<tr><td align="center"><img src="img/photos/kilt/unpacked-folded.jpg" alt="Such a lovely unbifurcated garment" /></td></tr>
	58	<tr><td align="center" class="image-caption">Such a lovely unbifurcated garment</td></tr>
	59	</table>
	60
	61	<p>The kilt is made of very heavy canvas (it weighs about four pounds)
	62	and was of quite good construction. I'd say it was worth the pretty
	63	penny I spent for it.</p>
	64
	65	<table class="image" width="100%">
	66	<tr><td align="center"><img src="img/photos/kilt/unpacked-spread.jpg" alt="Why it appears to be a skirt of some sort" /></td></tr>
	67	<tr><td align="center" class="image-caption">Why it appears to be a skirt of some sort</td></tr>
	68	</table>
	69
	70	<p>After unpacking and gazing upon the glory of the kilt I donned it upon
	71	my waist and decided that I should never wear pants again. Everything
	72	they say is true: the pockets really can fit a six pack of beer, it is
	73	quite comfortable, it doesn't look dumb (ok, perhaps that is
	74	subjective), and it <em>is</em> handy to have my tools on my kilt when working
	75	on my <a href="My%20Bicycle.html">bicycle</a>.</p>
	76
	77
78	<h2><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
79	STEEL</h2>
80
81	<table class="image" width="100%">
82	<tr><td align="center"><img src="img/photos/kilt/eluveitie.jpg" alt="I am quite the dashing young lad" /></td></tr>
83	<tr><td align="center" class="image-caption">I am quite the dashing young lad</td></tr>
84	</table>
85
86	<p>I first wore the kilt in public about an hour after getting it, and I
87	must say that I find it amusing that people would fret about wearing a
88	kilt outside of their house. I now have a new problem: I want more
89	kilts so that I no longer have to wear pants.</p>
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7404d4e1	118	<p class="cke-footer">unknownlamer: I got a rack.
	119	Erica: you have breasts?
	120	unknownlamer: No. A music rack.
	121	Erica: breasts that sing
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