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    <h1>Guess You Gotta Eat</h1>
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<a href="#sec2">Yeast Ranching</a>
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<a href="#sec3">Pita</a>
</dt>
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<a href="#sec4">Normal Bread</a>
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<dt>
<a href="#sec5">Rice and Whatnot</a>
</dt>
<dt>
<a href="#sec6">Roasted Plant Matter</a>
</dt>
<dt>
<a href="#sec7">Roasted Animal Flesh</a>
</dt>
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<a href="#sec8">Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</a>
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<dt>
<a href="#sec9">Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</a>
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<a href="#sec10">Things That Go Into Other Things</a>
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<a href="#sec11">Sides</a>
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<a href="#sec12">Light Fare</a>
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Bread</h2>

<h3><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
Yeast Ranching</h3>

<p class="first">Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and capture wild yeast
in a jar. It is actually <a href="http://www.io.com/~sjohn/sour.htm">pretty damn easy</a>. I used the method mentioned
in the former link, but added a bit of <em>science</em> (or&mdash;I've kept a beer
yeast starter before). I used my giant bottle of Iodophor to sanitize
the jar in which the yeast were to live (starting with a clean slate;
I rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
utensils), made sure the water used for feeding was at about 90°F, and
fed the starter a tablespoon of dry malt extract (maltose being to
yeast what fast food is to an American) and a quarter teaspoon of
lemon juice (just to slightly acidify the initial mix and make the
yeasties new home a bit more hospitable to only them at first) for the
first two days. This resulted in a bubbly and happy starter on the
third day, made interesting bread on the fourth, and was successfully
cloned for someone else on the fifth!</p>

<p>Just remember to measure the volume of the original mixture and write
that down so you can easily substitute it into recipes (mine worked
out to ⅔ cup of starter from ½ cup of flour and water, but flour
varies in absorbency rabble blah moo etc.).</p>


<h3><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
Pita</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="Pita.html">Pita</a> (the base for all of the others)</li>
<li><a href="Olive%20Pita.html">Olive Pita</a></li>
<li><a href="Sun%20Dried%20Tomato%20Pita.html">Sun Dried Tomato Pita</a></li>
</ul>


<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
Normal Bread</h3>

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<li><a href="Sourdough%20Rye.html">Sourdough Rye</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
Rice and Whatnot</h2>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/pilaf_chelou.html">Chelou</a> (I usually add barberries)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.turkishcookbook.com/2005/08/bulgur-pilaf.php">Bulgar Pilaf</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
Roasted Plant Matter</h2>

<ul>
<li><a href="Black%20Bean%20Burgers.html">Black Bean Burgers</a></li>
<li><a href="Black%20Bean%20and%20Chickpea%20Burgers.html">Black Bean and Chickpea Burgers</a></li>
<li><a href="Basic%20Sauteed%20Tofu.html">Basic Sauteed Tofu</a></li>
<li><a href="Simple%20Teriyaki%20Tofu.html">Simple Teriyaki Tofu</a> (<em>Work in Progress</em> and not very good... yet)</li>
<li><a href="Cauliflower%20Wings.html">Cauliflower Wings</a> (<em>Work in Progress</em> but pretty good already).</li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
Roasted Animal Flesh</h2>

<ul>
<li>Basic <a href="Beef%20and%20Lamb%20Kebabs.html">Beef and Lamb Kebabs</a></li>
<li><a href="Koftah-Adana%20Hybrid%20Kebabs.html">Koftah-Adana Hybrid Kebabs</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec8" id="sec8"></a>
Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</h2>

<ul>
<li><a href="Maast-o%20Khiar.html">Maast-o Khiar</a></li>
<li><a href="Hummus.html">Hummus</a></li>
<li><a href="Guacamole.html">Guacamole</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec9" id="sec9"></a>
Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</h2>

<ul>
<li><a href="Habanero%20Hot%20Sauce.html">Habanero Hot Sauce</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec10" id="sec10"></a>
Things That Go Into Other Things</h2>

<ul>
<li><a href="Roasted%20Garlic.html">Roasted Garlic</a></li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec11" id="sec11"></a>
Sides</h2>

<ul>
<li><a href="Quick%20Black%20Beans.html">Quick Black Beans</a>: works as a side or as a vegetarian base for
tacos, and only takes about ten minutes to make.</li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec12" id="sec12"></a>
Light Fare</h2>

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<li><a href="http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/small_dolmas.html">Dolmas</a></li>
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	20	<dl>
	21	<dt>
	22	<a href="#sec1">Bread</a>
	23	</dt>
	24	<dd>
	25	<dl>
	26	<dt>
98266870	27	<a href="#sec2">Yeast Ranching</a>
3cb3fdfc	28	</dt>
	29	<dt>
	30	<a href="#sec3">Pita</a>
	31	</dt>
eca04590	32	<dt>
	33	<a href="#sec4">Normal Bread</a>
	34	</dt>
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	36	</dd>
	37	<dt>
eca04590	38	<a href="#sec5">Rice and Whatnot</a>
3cb3fdfc	39	</dt>
3cb3fdfc	40	<dt>
3c59982c	41	<a href="#sec6">Roasted Plant Matter</a>
3cb3fdfc	42	</dt>
3cb3fdfc	43	<dt>
3c59982c	44	<a href="#sec7">Roasted Animal Flesh</a>
139f0eca	45	</dt>
139f0eca	46	<dt>
3c59982c	47	<a href="#sec8">Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</a>
99298d8a	48	</dt>
99298d8a	49	<dt>
3c59982c	50	<a href="#sec9">Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</a>
	51	</dt>
	52	<dt>
98266870 CE	53	<a href="#sec10">Things That Go Into Other Things</a>
	54	</dt>
	55	<dt>
cd5c4311 CE	56	<a href="#sec11">Sides</a>
	57	</dt>
	58	<dt>
	59	<a href="#sec12">Light Fare</a>
3cb3fdfc	60	</dt>
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cd5c4311	65	<!-- Page published by Emacs Muse begins here --><h2><a name="sec1" id="sec1"></a>
3cb3fdfc	66	Bread</h2>
	67
	68	<h3><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
98266870	69	Yeast Ranching</h3>
3cb3fdfc	70
98266870	71	<p class="first">Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and capture wild yeast
3cb3fdfc	72	in a jar. It is actually <a href="http://www.io.com/~sjohn/sour.htm">pretty damn easy</a>. I used the method mentioned
	73	in the former link, but added a bit of <em>science</em> (or—I've kept a beer
	74	yeast starter before). I used my giant bottle of Iodophor to sanitize
98266870 CE	75	the jar in which the yeast were to live (starting with a clean slate;
98266870 CE	76	I rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
3cb3fdfc	77	utensils), made sure the water used for feeding was at about 90°F, and
3cb3fdfc	78	fed the starter a tablespoon of dry malt extract (maltose being to
98266870	79	yeast what fast food is to an American) and a quarter teaspoon of
3cb3fdfc	80	lemon juice (just to slightly acidify the initial mix and make the
	81	yeasties new home a bit more hospitable to only them at first) for the
	82	first two days. This resulted in a bubbly and happy starter on the
	83	third day, made interesting bread on the fourth, and was successfully
	84	cloned for someone else on the fifth!</p>
	85
	86	<p>Just remember to measure the volume of the original mixture and write
	87	that down so you can easily substitute it into recipes (mine worked
	88	out to ⅔ cup of starter from ½ cup of flour and water, but flour
	89	varies in absorbency rabble blah moo etc.).</p>
	90
	91
	92	<h3><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
	93	Pita</h3>
	94
	95	<ul>
	96	<li><a href="Pita.html">Pita</a> (the base for all of the others)</li>
	97	<li><a href="Olive%20Pita.html">Olive Pita</a></li>
	98	<li><a href="Sun%20Dried%20Tomato%20Pita.html">Sun Dried Tomato Pita</a></li>
	99	</ul>
	100
	101
eca04590	102	<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
	103	Normal Bread</h3>
	104
	105	<ul>
	106	<li><a href="Sourdough%20Rye.html">Sourdough Rye</a></li>
	107	</ul>
	108
3cb3fdfc	109
eca04590	110
eca04590	111	<h2><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
3cb3fdfc	112	Rice and Whatnot</h2>
	113
	114	<ul>
	115	<li><a href="http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/pilaf_chelou.html">Chelou</a> (I usually add barberries)</li>
	116	<li><a href="http://www.turkishcookbook.com/2005/08/bulgur-pilaf.php">Bulgar Pilaf</a></li>
	117	</ul>
	118
	119
eca04590	120	<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
3c59982c	121	Roasted Plant Matter</h2>
	122
	123	<ul>
	124	<li><a href="Black%20Bean%20Burgers.html">Black Bean Burgers</a></li>
5ac8a8f1	125	<li><a href="Black%20Bean%20and%20Chickpea%20Burgers.html">Black Bean and Chickpea Burgers</a></li>
3c59982c	126	<li><a href="Basic%20Sauteed%20Tofu.html">Basic Sauteed Tofu</a></li>
5ac8a8f1 CE	127	<li><a href="Simple%20Teriyaki%20Tofu.html">Simple Teriyaki Tofu</a> (<em>Work in Progress</em> and not very good... yet)</li>
5ac8a8f1 CE	128	<li><a href="Cauliflower%20Wings.html">Cauliflower Wings</a> (<em>Work in Progress</em> but pretty good already).</li>
3c59982c	129	</ul>
	130
	131
	132	<h2><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
139f0eca	133	Roasted Animal Flesh</h2>
	134
	135	<ul>
	136	<li>Basic <a href="Beef%20and%20Lamb%20Kebabs.html">Beef and Lamb Kebabs</a></li>
	137	<li><a href="Koftah-Adana%20Hybrid%20Kebabs.html">Koftah-Adana Hybrid Kebabs</a></li>
	138	</ul>
	139
	140
3c59982c	141	<h2><a name="sec8" id="sec8"></a>
3cb3fdfc	142	Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped</h2>
	143
	144	<ul>
	145	<li><a href="Maast-o%20Khiar.html">Maast-o Khiar</a></li>
	146	<li><a href="Hummus.html">Hummus</a></li>
99298d8a	147	<li><a href="Guacamole.html">Guacamole</a></li>
3cb3fdfc	148	</ul>
	149
	150
3c59982c	151	<h2><a name="sec9" id="sec9"></a>
3eccada4	152	Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things</h2>
99298d8a	153
	154	<ul>
	155	<li><a href="Habanero%20Hot%20Sauce.html">Habanero Hot Sauce</a></li>
	156	</ul>
	157
	158
3c59982c	159	<h2><a name="sec10" id="sec10"></a>
98266870 CE	160	Things That Go Into Other Things</h2>
	161
	162	<ul>
	163	<li><a href="Roasted%20Garlic.html">Roasted Garlic</a></li>
	164	</ul>
	165
	166
	167	<h2><a name="sec11" id="sec11"></a>
cd5c4311 CE	168	Sides</h2>
	169
	170	<ul>
	171	<li><a href="Quick%20Black%20Beans.html">Quick Black Beans</a>: works as a side or as a vegetarian base for
	172	tacos, and only takes about ten minutes to make.</li>
	173	</ul>
	174
	175
	176	<h2><a name="sec12" id="sec12"></a>
3cb3fdfc	177	Light Fare</h2>
	178
	179	<ul>
	180	<li><a href="http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/small_dolmas.html">Dolmas</a></li>
	181	</ul>
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5ac8a8f1 CE	210	<p class="cke-footer"><Sonarman> WHAT??!??! you don't want to attend my roundtable on
	211	neomarxist deconstruction schemes for modern
	212	capitalism? YOU'RE PROPPING UP THE SYSTEM, PIG.
	213	<Sonarman> brb latte
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