| 1 | ;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users |
| 2 | |
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| 24 | ;;; Commentary: |
| 25 | |
| 26 | ;; The single entry point `doctor', simulates a Rogerian analyst using |
| 27 | ;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration |
| 28 | ;; of pseudo-AI. |
| 29 | |
| 30 | ;;; Code: |
| 31 | |
| 32 | (defvar doctor--**mad**) |
| 33 | (defvar doctor--*print-space*) |
| 34 | (defvar doctor--*print-upcase*) |
| 35 | (defvar doctor--abuselst) |
| 36 | (defvar doctor--abusewords) |
| 37 | (defvar doctor--afraidof) |
| 38 | (defvar doctor--arerelated) |
| 39 | (defvar doctor--areyou) |
| 40 | (defvar doctor--bak) |
| 41 | (defvar doctor--beclst) |
| 42 | (defvar doctor--bother) |
| 43 | (defvar doctor--bye) |
| 44 | (defvar doctor--canyou) ; unused? |
| 45 | (defvar doctor--chatlst) |
| 46 | (defvar doctor--continue) |
| 47 | (defvar doctor--deathlst) |
| 48 | (defvar doctor--describe) |
| 49 | (defvar doctor--drnk) |
| 50 | (defvar doctor--drugs) |
| 51 | (defvar doctor--eliza-flag) |
| 52 | (defvar doctor--elizalst) |
| 53 | (defvar doctor--famlst) |
| 54 | (defvar doctor--feared) |
| 55 | (defvar doctor--fears) |
| 56 | (defvar doctor--feelings-about) |
| 57 | (defvar doctor--foullst) |
| 58 | (defvar doctor-found) |
| 59 | (defvar doctor--hello) |
| 60 | (defvar doctor--history) |
| 61 | (defvar doctor--howareyoulst) |
| 62 | (defvar doctor--howdyflag) |
| 63 | (defvar doctor--huhlst) |
| 64 | (defvar doctor--ibelieve) |
| 65 | (defvar doctor--improve) |
| 66 | (defvar doctor--inter) |
| 67 | (defvar doctor--isee) |
| 68 | (defvar doctor--isrelated) |
| 69 | (defvar doctor--lincount) |
| 70 | (defvar doctor--longhuhlst) |
| 71 | (defvar doctor--lover) |
| 72 | (defvar doctor--machlst) |
| 73 | (defvar doctor--mathlst) |
| 74 | (defvar doctor--maybe) |
| 75 | (defvar doctor--moods) |
| 76 | (defvar doctor--neglst) |
| 77 | (defvar doctor-obj) |
| 78 | (defvar doctor-object) |
| 79 | (defvar doctor-owner) |
| 80 | (defvar doctor--please) |
| 81 | (defvar doctor--problems) |
| 82 | (defvar doctor--qlist) |
| 83 | (defvar doctor--random-adjective) |
| 84 | (defvar doctor--relation) |
| 85 | (defvar doctor--remlst) |
| 86 | (defvar doctor--repetitive-shortness) |
| 87 | (defvar doctor--replist) |
| 88 | (defvar doctor--rms-flag) |
| 89 | (defvar doctor--schoollst) |
| 90 | (defvar doctor-sent) |
| 91 | (defvar doctor--sexlst) |
| 92 | (defvar doctor--shortbeclst) |
| 93 | (defvar doctor--shortlst) |
| 94 | (defvar doctor--something) |
| 95 | (defvar doctor--sportslst) |
| 96 | (defvar doctor--stallmanlst) |
| 97 | (defvar doctor--states) |
| 98 | (defvar doctor-subj) |
| 99 | (defvar doctor--suicide-flag) |
| 100 | (defvar doctor--sure) |
| 101 | (defvar doctor--thing) |
| 102 | (defvar doctor--things) |
| 103 | (defvar doctor--thlst) |
| 104 | (defvar doctor--toklst) |
| 105 | (defvar doctor--typos) |
| 106 | (defvar doctor-verb) |
| 107 | (defvar doctor--want) |
| 108 | (defvar doctor--whatwhen) |
| 109 | (defvar doctor--whereoutp) |
| 110 | (defvar doctor--whysay) |
| 111 | (defvar doctor--whywant) |
| 112 | (defvar doctor--zippy-flag) |
| 113 | (defvar doctor--zippylst) |
| 114 | |
| 115 | (defun doc// (x) x) |
| 116 | |
| 117 | (defmacro doc$ (what) |
| 118 | "Quoted arg form of doctor-$." |
| 119 | `(doctor-$ ',what)) |
| 120 | |
| 121 | (defun doctor-$ (what) |
| 122 | "Return the car of a list, rotating the list each time." |
| 123 | (let* ((vv (symbol-value what)) |
| 124 | (first (car vv)) |
| 125 | (ww (append (cdr vv) (list first)))) |
| 126 | (set what ww) |
| 127 | first)) |
| 128 | \f |
| 129 | (defvar doctor-mode-map |
| 130 | (let ((map (make-sparse-keymap))) |
| 131 | (define-key map "\n" 'doctor-read-print) |
| 132 | (define-key map "\r" 'doctor-ret-or-read) |
| 133 | map)) |
| 134 | |
| 135 | (define-derived-mode doctor-mode text-mode "Doctor" |
| 136 | "Major mode for running the Doctor (Eliza) program. |
| 137 | Like Text mode with Auto Fill mode |
| 138 | except that RET when point is after a newline, or LFD at any time, |
| 139 | reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." |
| 140 | (make-doctor-variables) |
| 141 | (turn-on-auto-fill) |
| 142 | (doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \. |
| 143 | (doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc$ doctor--problems) \. |
| 144 | each time you are finished talking\, type \R\E\T twice \.)) |
| 145 | (insert "\n")) |
| 146 | |
| 147 | (defun make-doctor-variables () |
| 148 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--typos) |
| 149 | (mapcar (lambda (x) |
| 150 | (put (car x) 'doctor-correction (cadr x)) |
| 151 | (put (cadr x) 'doctor-expansion (car (cddr x))) |
| 152 | (car x)) |
| 153 | '((theyll they\'ll (they will)) |
| 154 | (theyre they\'re (they are)) |
| 155 | (hes he\'s (he is)) |
| 156 | (he7s he\'s (he is)) |
| 157 | (im i\'m (you are)) |
| 158 | (i7m i\'m (you are)) |
| 159 | (isa is\ a (is a)) |
| 160 | (thier their (their)) |
| 161 | (dont don\'t (do not)) |
| 162 | (don7t don\'t (do not)) |
| 163 | (you7re you\'re (i am)) |
| 164 | (you7ve you\'ve (i have)) |
| 165 | (you7ll you\'ll (i will))))) |
| 166 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-sent) nil) |
| 167 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-found) nil) |
| 168 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-owner) nil) |
| 169 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--history) nil) |
| 170 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--inter) '((well\,) |
| 171 | (hmmm \.\.\.\ so\,) |
| 172 | (so) |
| 173 | (\.\.\.and) |
| 174 | (then))) |
| 175 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--continue) '((continue) |
| 176 | (proceed) |
| 177 | (go on) |
| 178 | (keep going))) |
| 179 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--relation) |
| 180 | '((your relationship with) |
| 181 | (something you remember about) |
| 182 | (your feelings toward) |
| 183 | (some experiences you have had with) |
| 184 | (how you feel about))) |
| 185 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--fears) |
| 186 | '(((doc$ doctor--whysay) you are (doc$ doctor--afraidof) (doc// doctor--feared) \?) |
| 187 | (you seem terrified by (doc// doctor--feared) \.) |
| 188 | (when did you first feel (doc$ doctor--afraidof) (doc// doctor--feared) \?))) |
| 189 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--sure) '((sure) |
| 190 | (positive) |
| 191 | (certain) |
| 192 | (absolutely sure))) |
| 193 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--afraidof) '((afraid of) |
| 194 | (frightened by) |
| 195 | (scared of))) |
| 196 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--areyou) '((are you) |
| 197 | (have you been) |
| 198 | (have you been))) |
| 199 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--isrelated) |
| 200 | '((has something to do with) |
| 201 | (is related to) |
| 202 | (could be the reason for) |
| 203 | (is caused by) |
| 204 | (is because of))) |
| 205 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--arerelated) '((have something to do with) |
| 206 | (are related to) |
| 207 | (could have caused) |
| 208 | (could be the reason for) |
| 209 | (are caused by) |
| 210 | (are because of))) |
| 211 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--moods) |
| 212 | '(((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc// doctor-found) often \?) |
| 213 | (what causes you to be (doc// doctor-found) \?) |
| 214 | ((doc$ doctor--whysay) you are (doc// doctor-found) \?))) |
| 215 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--maybe) '((maybe) |
| 216 | (perhaps) |
| 217 | (possibly))) |
| 218 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whatwhen) '((what happened when) |
| 219 | (what would happen if))) |
| 220 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--hello) '((how do you do \?) |
| 221 | (hello \.) |
| 222 | (howdy!) |
| 223 | (hello \.) |
| 224 | (hi \.) |
| 225 | (hi there \.))) |
| 226 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--drnk) |
| 227 | '((do you drink a lot of (doc// doctor-found) \?) |
| 228 | (do you get drunk often \?) |
| 229 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) your drinking habits \.))) |
| 230 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--drugs) |
| 231 | '((do you use (doc// doctor-found) often \?) |
| 232 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) addicted to (doc// doctor-found) \?) |
| 233 | (do you realize that drugs can be very harmful \?) |
| 234 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) you should try to quit using (doc// doctor-found) \.))) |
| 235 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whywant) |
| 236 | '(((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc// doctor-subj) might (doc$ doctor--want) (doc// doctor-obj) \?) |
| 237 | (how does it feel to want \?) |
| 238 | (why should (doc// doctor-subj) get (doc// doctor-obj) \?) |
| 239 | (when did (doc// doctor-subj) first (doc$ doctor--want) (doc// doctor-obj) \?) |
| 240 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) obsessed with (doc// doctor-obj) \?) |
| 241 | (why should i give (doc// doctor-obj) to (doc// doctor-subj) \?) |
| 242 | (have you ever gotten (doc// doctor-obj) \?))) |
| 243 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--canyou) |
| 244 | '((of course i can \.) |
| 245 | (why should i \?) |
| 246 | (what makes you think i would even want to \?) |
| 247 | (i am the doctor\, i can do anything i damn please \.) |
| 248 | (not really\, it\'s not up to me \.) |
| 249 | (depends\, how important is it \?) |
| 250 | (i could\, but i don\'t think it would be a wise thing to do \.) |
| 251 | (can you \?) |
| 252 | (maybe i can\, maybe i can\'t \.\.\.) |
| 253 | (i don\'t think i should do that \.))) |
| 254 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--want) '((want) (desire) (wish) (want) (hope))) |
| 255 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--shortlst) |
| 256 | '((can you elaborate on that \?) |
| 257 | ((doc$ doctor--please) continue \.) |
| 258 | (go on\, don\'t be afraid \.) |
| 259 | (i need a little more detail please \.) |
| 260 | (you\'re being a bit brief\, (doc$ doctor--please) go into detail \.) |
| 261 | (can you be more explicit \?) |
| 262 | (and \?) |
| 263 | ((doc$ doctor--please) go into more detail \?) |
| 264 | (you aren\'t being very talkative today\!) |
| 265 | (is that all there is to it \?) |
| 266 | (why must you respond so briefly \?))) |
| 267 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--famlst) |
| 268 | '((tell me (doc$ doctor--something) about (doc// doctor-owner) family \.) |
| 269 | (you seem to dwell on (doc// doctor-owner) family \.) |
| 270 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) hung up on (doc// doctor-owner) family \?))) |
| 271 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--huhlst) |
| 272 | '(((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc// doctor-sent) \?) |
| 273 | (is it because of (doc$ doctor--things) that you say (doc// doctor-sent) \?))) |
| 274 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--longhuhlst) |
| 275 | '(((doc$ doctor--whysay) that \?) |
| 276 | (i don\'t understand \.) |
| 277 | ((doc$ doctor--thlst)) |
| 278 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) that \?))) |
| 279 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--feelings-about) '((feelings about) |
| 280 | (apprehensions toward) |
| 281 | (thoughts on) |
| 282 | (emotions toward))) |
| 283 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--random-adjective) |
| 284 | '((vivid) |
| 285 | (emotionally stimulating) |
| 286 | (exciting) |
| 287 | (boring) |
| 288 | (interesting) |
| 289 | (recent) |
| 290 | (random) ; how can we omit this? |
| 291 | (unusual) |
| 292 | (shocking) |
| 293 | (embarrassing))) |
| 294 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whysay) '((why do you say) |
| 295 | (what makes you believe) |
| 296 | (are you sure that) |
| 297 | (do you really think) |
| 298 | (what makes you think))) |
| 299 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--isee) '((i see \.\.\.) |
| 300 | (yes\,) |
| 301 | (i understand \.) |
| 302 | (oh \.) )) |
| 303 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--please) '((please\,) |
| 304 | (i would appreciate it if you would) |
| 305 | (perhaps you could) |
| 306 | (please\,) |
| 307 | (would you please) |
| 308 | (why don\'t you) |
| 309 | (could you))) |
| 310 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--bye) |
| 311 | '((my secretary will send you a bill \.) |
| 312 | (bye bye \.) |
| 313 | (see ya \.) |
| 314 | (ok\, talk to you some other time \.) |
| 315 | (talk to you later \.) |
| 316 | (ok\, have fun \.) |
| 317 | (ciao \.))) |
| 318 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--something) '((something) |
| 319 | (more) |
| 320 | (how you feel))) |
| 321 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--thing) '((your life) |
| 322 | (your sex life))) |
| 323 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--things) '((your plans) |
| 324 | (the people you hang around with) |
| 325 | (problems at school) |
| 326 | (any hobbies you have) |
| 327 | (hangups you have) |
| 328 | (your inhibitions) |
| 329 | (some problems in your childhood) |
| 330 | (some problems at home))) |
| 331 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--describe) '((describe) |
| 332 | (tell me about) |
| 333 | (talk about) |
| 334 | (discuss) |
| 335 | (tell me more about) |
| 336 | (elaborate on))) |
| 337 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--ibelieve) |
| 338 | '((i believe) (i think) (i have a feeling) (it seems to me that) |
| 339 | (it looks like))) |
| 340 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--problems) '((problems) |
| 341 | (inhibitions) |
| 342 | (hangups) |
| 343 | (difficulties) |
| 344 | (anxieties) |
| 345 | (frustrations))) |
| 346 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--bother) '((does it bother you that) |
| 347 | (are you annoyed that) |
| 348 | (did you ever regret) |
| 349 | (are you sorry) |
| 350 | (are you satisfied with the fact that))) |
| 351 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--machlst) |
| 352 | '((you have your mind on (doc// doctor-found) \, it seems \.) |
| 353 | (you think too much about (doc// doctor-found) \.) |
| 354 | (you should try taking your mind off of (doc// doctor-found)\.) |
| 355 | (are you a computer hacker \?))) |
| 356 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--qlist) |
| 357 | '((what do you think \?) |
| 358 | (i\'ll ask the questions\, if you don\'t mind!) |
| 359 | (i could ask the same thing myself \.) |
| 360 | ((doc$ doctor--please) allow me to do the questioning \.) |
| 361 | (i have asked myself that question many times \.) |
| 362 | ((doc$ doctor--please) try to answer that question yourself \.))) |
| 363 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--foullst) |
| 364 | '(((doc$ doctor--please) watch your tongue!) |
| 365 | ((doc$ doctor--please) avoid such unwholesome thoughts \.) |
| 366 | ((doc$ doctor--please) get your mind out of the gutter \.) |
| 367 | (such lewdness is not appreciated \.))) |
| 368 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--deathlst) |
| 369 | '((this is not a healthy way of thinking \.) |
| 370 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) you\, too\, may die someday \?) |
| 371 | (i am worried by your obsession with this topic!) |
| 372 | (did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child \?))) |
| 373 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--sexlst) |
| 374 | '(((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) sex \?) |
| 375 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--something) about your sexual history \.) |
| 376 | ((doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) your sex life \.\.\.) |
| 377 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc$ doctor--feelings-about) your sexual partner \.) |
| 378 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) your most (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) sexual experience \.) |
| 379 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) satisfied with (doc// doctor--lover) \.\.\. \?))) |
| 380 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--neglst) '((why not \?) |
| 381 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) i ask that \?) |
| 382 | (why not \?) |
| 383 | (why not \?) |
| 384 | (how come \?) |
| 385 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) i ask that \?))) |
| 386 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--beclst) |
| 387 | '((is it because (doc// doctor-sent) that you came to me \?) |
| 388 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) (doc// doctor-sent) \?) |
| 389 | (when did you first know that (doc// doctor-sent) \?) |
| 390 | (is the fact that (doc// doctor-sent) the real reason \?) |
| 391 | (does the fact that (doc// doctor-sent) explain anything else \?) |
| 392 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--sure) (doc// doctor-sent) \? ))) |
| 393 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--shortbeclst) |
| 394 | '(((doc$ doctor--bother) i ask you that \?) |
| 395 | (that\'s not much of an answer!) |
| 396 | ((doc$ doctor--inter) why won\'t you talk about it \?) |
| 397 | (speak up!) |
| 398 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) talking about it \?) |
| 399 | (don\'t be (doc$ doctor--afraidof) elaborating \.) |
| 400 | ((doc$ doctor--please) go into more detail \.))) |
| 401 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--thlst) |
| 402 | '(((doc$ doctor--maybe) (doc$ doctor--thing) (doc$ doctor--isrelated) this \.) |
| 403 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) (doc$ doctor--things) (doc$ doctor--arerelated) this \.) |
| 404 | (is it because of (doc$ doctor--things) that you are going through all this \?) |
| 405 | (how do you reconcile (doc$ doctor--things) \? ) |
| 406 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) this (doc$ doctor--isrelated) (doc$ doctor--things) \?))) |
| 407 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--remlst) |
| 408 | '((earlier you said (doc$ doctor--history) \?) |
| 409 | (you mentioned that (doc$ doctor--history) \?) |
| 410 | ((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc$ doctor--history) \? ))) |
| 411 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--toklst) |
| 412 | '((is this how you relax \?) |
| 413 | (how long have you been smoking grass \?) |
| 414 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) of being drawn to using harder stuff \?))) |
| 415 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--states) |
| 416 | '((do you get (doc// doctor-found) often \?) |
| 417 | (do you enjoy being (doc// doctor-found) \?) |
| 418 | (what makes you (doc// doctor-found) \?) |
| 419 | (how often (doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc// doctor-found) \?) |
| 420 | (when were you last (doc// doctor-found) \?))) |
| 421 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--replist) '((i . (you)) |
| 422 | (my . (your)) |
| 423 | (me . (you)) |
| 424 | (you . (me)) |
| 425 | (your . (my)) |
| 426 | (mine . (yours)) |
| 427 | (yours . (mine)) |
| 428 | (our . (your)) |
| 429 | (ours . (yours)) |
| 430 | (we . (you)) |
| 431 | (dunno . (do not know)) |
| 432 | ;; (yes . ()) |
| 433 | (no\, . ()) |
| 434 | (yes\, . ()) |
| 435 | (ya . (i)) |
| 436 | (aint . (am not)) |
| 437 | (wanna . (want to)) |
| 438 | (gimme . (give me)) |
| 439 | (gotta . (have to)) |
| 440 | (gonna . (going to)) |
| 441 | (never . (not ever)) |
| 442 | (doesn\'t . (does not)) |
| 443 | (don\'t . (do not)) |
| 444 | (aren\'t . (are not)) |
| 445 | (isn\'t . (is not)) |
| 446 | (won\'t . (will not)) |
| 447 | (can\'t . (cannot)) |
| 448 | (haven\'t . (have not)) |
| 449 | (i\'m . (you are)) |
| 450 | (ourselves . (yourselves)) |
| 451 | (myself . (yourself)) |
| 452 | (yourself . (myself)) |
| 453 | (you\'re . (i am)) |
| 454 | (you\'ve . (i have)) |
| 455 | (i\'ve . (you have)) |
| 456 | (i\'ll . (you will)) |
| 457 | (you\'ll . (i shall)) |
| 458 | (i\'d . (you would)) |
| 459 | (you\'d . (i would)) |
| 460 | (here . (there)) |
| 461 | (please . ()) |
| 462 | (eh\, . ()) |
| 463 | (eh . ()) |
| 464 | (oh\, . ()) |
| 465 | (oh . ()) |
| 466 | (shouldn\'t . (should not)) |
| 467 | (wouldn\'t . (would not)) |
| 468 | (won\'t . (will not)) |
| 469 | (hasn\'t . (has not)))) |
| 470 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--stallmanlst) |
| 471 | '(((doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc$ doctor--feelings-about) him \.) |
| 472 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) a friend of Stallman \?) |
| 473 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) Stallman is (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) \?) |
| 474 | ((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) you are (doc$ doctor--afraidof) him \.))) |
| 475 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--schoollst) |
| 476 | '(((doc$ doctor--describe) your (doc// doctor-found) \.) |
| 477 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) your grades could (doc$ doctor--improve) \?) |
| 478 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--afraidof) (doc// doctor-found) \?) |
| 479 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) this (doc$ doctor--isrelated) to your attitude \.) |
| 480 | ((doc$ doctor--areyou) absent often \?) |
| 481 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) you should study (doc$ doctor--something) \.))) |
| 482 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--improve) |
| 483 | '((improve) (be better) (be improved) (be higher))) |
| 484 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--elizalst) |
| 485 | '(((doc$ doctor--areyou) (doc$ doctor--sure) \?) |
| 486 | ((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) you have (doc$ doctor--problems) with (doc// doctor-found) \.) |
| 487 | ((doc$ doctor--whysay) (doc// doctor-sent) \?))) |
| 488 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--sportslst) |
| 489 | '((tell me (doc$ doctor--something) about (doc// doctor-found) \.) |
| 490 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--relation) (doc// doctor-found) \.) |
| 491 | (do you find (doc// doctor-found) (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) \?))) |
| 492 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--mathlst) |
| 493 | '(((doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--something) about math \.) |
| 494 | ((doc$ doctor--maybe) your (doc$ doctor--problems) (doc$ doctor--arerelated) (doc// doctor-found) \.) |
| 495 | (i don\'t know much (doc// doctor-found) \, but (doc$ doctor--continue) |
| 496 | anyway \.))) |
| 497 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--zippylst) |
| 498 | '(((doc$ doctor--areyou) Zippy \?) |
| 499 | ((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) you have some serious (doc$ doctor--problems) \.) |
| 500 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) you are a pinhead \?))) |
| 501 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--chatlst) |
| 502 | '(((doc$ doctor--maybe) we could chat \.) |
| 503 | ((doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--something) about chat mode \.) |
| 504 | ((doc$ doctor--bother) our discussion is so (doc$ doctor--random-adjective) \?))) |
| 505 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--abuselst) |
| 506 | '(((doc$ doctor--please) try to be less abusive \.) |
| 507 | ((doc$ doctor--describe) why you call me (doc// doctor-found) \.) |
| 508 | (i\'ve had enough of you!))) |
| 509 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--abusewords) |
| 510 | '(boring bozo clown clumsy cretin dumb dummy |
| 511 | fool foolish gnerd gnurd idiot jerk |
| 512 | lose loser louse lousy luse luser |
| 513 | moron nerd nurd oaf oafish reek |
| 514 | stink stupid tool toolish twit)) |
| 515 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--howareyoulst) |
| 516 | '((how are you) (hows it going) (hows it going eh) |
| 517 | (how\'s it going) (how\'s it going eh) (how goes it) |
| 518 | (whats up) (whats new) (what\'s up) (what\'s new) |
| 519 | (howre you) (how\'re you) (how\'s everything) |
| 520 | (how is everything) (how do you do) |
| 521 | (how\'s it hanging) (que pasa) |
| 522 | (how are you doing) (what do you say))) |
| 523 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--whereoutp) '(huh remem rthing)) |
| 524 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-subj) nil) |
| 525 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-verb) nil) |
| 526 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-obj) nil) |
| 527 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--feared) nil) |
| 528 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--repetitive-shortness) '(0 . 0)) |
| 529 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--**mad**) nil) |
| 530 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--rms-flag) nil) |
| 531 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--eliza-flag) nil) |
| 532 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--zippy-flag) nil) |
| 533 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--suicide-flag) nil) |
| 534 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--lover) '(your partner)) |
| 535 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--bak) nil) |
| 536 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--lincount) 0) |
| 537 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--*print-upcase*) nil) |
| 538 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--*print-space*) nil) |
| 539 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor--howdyflag) nil) |
| 540 | (set (make-local-variable 'doctor-object) nil)) |
| 541 | \f |
| 542 | ;; Define equivalence classes of words that get treated alike. |
| 543 | |
| 544 | (defun doctor-meaning (x) (get x 'doctor-meaning)) |
| 545 | |
| 546 | (defmacro doctor-put-meaning (symb val) |
| 547 | "Store the base meaning of a word on the property list." |
| 548 | `(put ',symb 'doctor-meaning ,val)) |
| 549 | |
| 550 | (doctor-put-meaning howdy 'howdy) |
| 551 | (doctor-put-meaning hi 'howdy) |
| 552 | (doctor-put-meaning greetings 'howdy) |
| 553 | (doctor-put-meaning hello 'howdy) |
| 554 | (doctor-put-meaning tops20 'mach) |
| 555 | (doctor-put-meaning tops-20 'mach) |
| 556 | (doctor-put-meaning tops 'mach) |
| 557 | (doctor-put-meaning pdp11 'mach) |
| 558 | (doctor-put-meaning computer 'mach) |
| 559 | (doctor-put-meaning unix 'mach) |
| 560 | (doctor-put-meaning machine 'mach) |
| 561 | (doctor-put-meaning computers 'mach) |
| 562 | (doctor-put-meaning machines 'mach) |
| 563 | (doctor-put-meaning pdp11s 'mach) |
| 564 | (doctor-put-meaning foo 'mach) |
| 565 | (doctor-put-meaning foobar 'mach) |
| 566 | (doctor-put-meaning multics 'mach) |
| 567 | (doctor-put-meaning macsyma 'mach) |
| 568 | (doctor-put-meaning teletype 'mach) |
| 569 | (doctor-put-meaning la36 'mach) |
| 570 | (doctor-put-meaning vt52 'mach) |
| 571 | (doctor-put-meaning zork 'mach) |
| 572 | (doctor-put-meaning trek 'mach) |
| 573 | (doctor-put-meaning startrek 'mach) |
| 574 | (doctor-put-meaning advent 'mach) |
| 575 | (doctor-put-meaning pdp 'mach) |
| 576 | (doctor-put-meaning dec 'mach) |
| 577 | (doctor-put-meaning commodore 'mach) |
| 578 | (doctor-put-meaning vic 'mach) |
| 579 | (doctor-put-meaning bbs 'mach) |
| 580 | (doctor-put-meaning modem 'mach) |
| 581 | (doctor-put-meaning baud 'mach) |
| 582 | (doctor-put-meaning macintosh 'mach) |
| 583 | (doctor-put-meaning vax 'mach) |
| 584 | (doctor-put-meaning vms 'mach) |
| 585 | (doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach) |
| 586 | (doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach) |
| 587 | (doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul) |
| 588 | (doctor-put-meaning shit 'foul) |
| 589 | (doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul) |
| 590 | (doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul) |
| 591 | (doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul) |
| 592 | (doctor-put-meaning hell 'foul) |
| 593 | (doctor-put-meaning suck 'foul) |
| 594 | (doctor-put-meaning sucking 'foul) |
| 595 | (doctor-put-meaning sux 'foul) |
| 596 | (doctor-put-meaning ass 'foul) |
| 597 | (doctor-put-meaning whore 'foul) |
| 598 | (doctor-put-meaning bitch 'foul) |
| 599 | (doctor-put-meaning asshole 'foul) |
| 600 | (doctor-put-meaning shrink 'foul) |
| 601 | (doctor-put-meaning pot 'toke) |
| 602 | (doctor-put-meaning grass 'toke) |
| 603 | (doctor-put-meaning weed 'toke) |
| 604 | (doctor-put-meaning marijuana 'toke) |
| 605 | (doctor-put-meaning acapulco 'toke) |
| 606 | (doctor-put-meaning columbian 'toke) |
| 607 | (doctor-put-meaning tokin 'toke) |
| 608 | (doctor-put-meaning joint 'toke) |
| 609 | (doctor-put-meaning toke 'toke) |
| 610 | (doctor-put-meaning toking 'toke) |
| 611 | (doctor-put-meaning tokin\' 'toke) |
| 612 | (doctor-put-meaning toked 'toke) |
| 613 | (doctor-put-meaning roach 'toke) |
| 614 | (doctor-put-meaning pills 'drug) |
| 615 | (doctor-put-meaning dope 'drug) |
| 616 | (doctor-put-meaning acid 'drug) |
| 617 | (doctor-put-meaning lsd 'drug) |
| 618 | (doctor-put-meaning speed 'drug) |
| 619 | (doctor-put-meaning heroin 'drug) |
| 620 | (doctor-put-meaning hash 'drug) |
| 621 | (doctor-put-meaning cocaine 'drug) |
| 622 | (doctor-put-meaning uppers 'drug) |
| 623 | (doctor-put-meaning downers 'drug) |
| 624 | (doctor-put-meaning loves 'loves) |
| 625 | (doctor-put-meaning love 'love) |
| 626 | (doctor-put-meaning loved 'love) |
| 627 | (doctor-put-meaning hates 'hates) |
| 628 | (doctor-put-meaning dislikes 'hates) |
| 629 | (doctor-put-meaning hate 'hate) |
| 630 | (doctor-put-meaning hated 'hate) |
| 631 | (doctor-put-meaning dislike 'hate) |
| 632 | (doctor-put-meaning stoned 'state) |
| 633 | (doctor-put-meaning drunk 'state) |
| 634 | (doctor-put-meaning drunken 'state) |
| 635 | (doctor-put-meaning high 'state) |
| 636 | (doctor-put-meaning horny 'state) |
| 637 | (doctor-put-meaning blasted 'state) |
| 638 | (doctor-put-meaning happy 'state) |
| 639 | (doctor-put-meaning paranoid 'state) |
| 640 | (doctor-put-meaning wish 'desire) |
| 641 | (doctor-put-meaning wishes 'desire) |
| 642 | (doctor-put-meaning want 'desire) |
| 643 | (doctor-put-meaning desire 'desire) |
| 644 | (doctor-put-meaning like 'desire) |
| 645 | (doctor-put-meaning hope 'desire) |
| 646 | (doctor-put-meaning hopes 'desire) |
| 647 | (doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) |
| 648 | (doctor-put-meaning wants 'desire) |
| 649 | (doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) |
| 650 | (doctor-put-meaning likes 'desire) |
| 651 | (doctor-put-meaning needs 'desire) |
| 652 | (doctor-put-meaning need 'desire) |
| 653 | (doctor-put-meaning frustrated 'mood) |
| 654 | (doctor-put-meaning depressed 'mood) |
| 655 | (doctor-put-meaning annoyed 'mood) |
| 656 | (doctor-put-meaning upset 'mood) |
| 657 | (doctor-put-meaning unhappy 'mood) |
| 658 | (doctor-put-meaning excited 'mood) |
| 659 | (doctor-put-meaning worried 'mood) |
| 660 | (doctor-put-meaning lonely 'mood) |
| 661 | (doctor-put-meaning angry 'mood) |
| 662 | (doctor-put-meaning mad 'mood) |
| 663 | (doctor-put-meaning pissed 'mood) |
| 664 | (doctor-put-meaning jealous 'mood) |
| 665 | (doctor-put-meaning afraid 'fear) |
| 666 | (doctor-put-meaning terrified 'fear) |
| 667 | (doctor-put-meaning fear 'fear) |
| 668 | (doctor-put-meaning scared 'fear) |
| 669 | (doctor-put-meaning frightened 'fear) |
| 670 | (doctor-put-meaning virginity 'sexnoun) |
| 671 | (doctor-put-meaning virgins 'sexnoun) |
| 672 | (doctor-put-meaning virgin 'sexnoun) |
| 673 | (doctor-put-meaning cock 'sexnoun) |
| 674 | (doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun) |
| 675 | (doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun) |
| 676 | (doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun) |
| 677 | (doctor-put-meaning cunt 'sexnoun) |
| 678 | (doctor-put-meaning cunts 'sexnoun) |
| 679 | (doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun) |
| 680 | (doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun) |
| 681 | (doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun) |
| 682 | (doctor-put-meaning rapes 'sexnoun) |
| 683 | (doctor-put-meaning wife 'family) |
| 684 | (doctor-put-meaning family 'family) |
| 685 | (doctor-put-meaning brothers 'family) |
| 686 | (doctor-put-meaning sisters 'family) |
| 687 | (doctor-put-meaning parent 'family) |
| 688 | (doctor-put-meaning parents 'family) |
| 689 | (doctor-put-meaning brother 'family) |
| 690 | (doctor-put-meaning sister 'family) |
| 691 | (doctor-put-meaning father 'family) |
| 692 | (doctor-put-meaning mother 'family) |
| 693 | (doctor-put-meaning husband 'family) |
| 694 | (doctor-put-meaning siblings 'family) |
| 695 | (doctor-put-meaning grandmother 'family) |
| 696 | (doctor-put-meaning grandfather 'family) |
| 697 | (doctor-put-meaning maternal 'family) |
| 698 | (doctor-put-meaning paternal 'family) |
| 699 | (doctor-put-meaning stab 'death) |
| 700 | (doctor-put-meaning murder 'death) |
| 701 | (doctor-put-meaning murders 'death) |
| 702 | (doctor-put-meaning suicide 'death) |
| 703 | (doctor-put-meaning suicides 'death) |
| 704 | (doctor-put-meaning kill 'death) |
| 705 | (doctor-put-meaning kills 'death) |
| 706 | (doctor-put-meaning killing 'death) |
| 707 | (doctor-put-meaning die 'death) |
| 708 | (doctor-put-meaning dies 'death) |
| 709 | (doctor-put-meaning died 'death) |
| 710 | (doctor-put-meaning dead 'death) |
| 711 | (doctor-put-meaning death 'death) |
| 712 | (doctor-put-meaning deaths 'death) |
| 713 | (doctor-put-meaning pain 'symptoms) |
| 714 | (doctor-put-meaning ache 'symptoms) |
| 715 | (doctor-put-meaning fever 'symptoms) |
| 716 | (doctor-put-meaning sore 'symptoms) |
| 717 | (doctor-put-meaning aching 'symptoms) |
| 718 | (doctor-put-meaning stomachache 'symptoms) |
| 719 | (doctor-put-meaning headache 'symptoms) |
| 720 | (doctor-put-meaning hurts 'symptoms) |
| 721 | (doctor-put-meaning disease 'symptoms) |
| 722 | (doctor-put-meaning virus 'symptoms) |
| 723 | (doctor-put-meaning vomit 'symptoms) |
| 724 | (doctor-put-meaning vomiting 'symptoms) |
| 725 | (doctor-put-meaning barf 'symptoms) |
| 726 | (doctor-put-meaning toothache 'symptoms) |
| 727 | (doctor-put-meaning hurt 'symptoms) |
| 728 | (doctor-put-meaning rum 'alcohol) |
| 729 | (doctor-put-meaning gin 'alcohol) |
| 730 | (doctor-put-meaning vodka 'alcohol) |
| 731 | (doctor-put-meaning alcohol 'alcohol) |
| 732 | (doctor-put-meaning bourbon 'alcohol) |
| 733 | (doctor-put-meaning beer 'alcohol) |
| 734 | (doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol) |
| 735 | (doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol) |
| 736 | (doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol) |
| 737 | (doctor-put-meaning fuck 'sexverb) |
| 738 | (doctor-put-meaning fucked 'sexverb) |
| 739 | (doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb) |
| 740 | (doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb) |
| 741 | (doctor-put-meaning fucking 'sexverb) |
| 742 | (doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb) |
| 743 | (doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb) |
| 744 | (doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb) |
| 745 | (doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb) |
| 746 | (doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb) |
| 747 | (doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb) |
| 748 | (doctor-put-meaning fucks 'sexverb) |
| 749 | (doctor-put-meaning because 'conj) |
| 750 | (doctor-put-meaning but 'conj) |
| 751 | (doctor-put-meaning however 'conj) |
| 752 | (doctor-put-meaning besides 'conj) |
| 753 | (doctor-put-meaning anyway 'conj) |
| 754 | (doctor-put-meaning that 'conj) |
| 755 | (doctor-put-meaning except 'conj) |
| 756 | (doctor-put-meaning why 'conj) |
| 757 | (doctor-put-meaning how 'conj) |
| 758 | (doctor-put-meaning until 'when) |
| 759 | (doctor-put-meaning when 'when) |
| 760 | (doctor-put-meaning whenever 'when) |
| 761 | (doctor-put-meaning while 'when) |
| 762 | (doctor-put-meaning since 'when) |
| 763 | (doctor-put-meaning rms 'rms) |
| 764 | (doctor-put-meaning stallman 'rms) |
| 765 | (doctor-put-meaning school 'school) |
| 766 | (doctor-put-meaning schools 'school) |
| 767 | (doctor-put-meaning skool 'school) |
| 768 | (doctor-put-meaning grade 'school) |
| 769 | (doctor-put-meaning grades 'school) |
| 770 | (doctor-put-meaning teacher 'school) |
| 771 | (doctor-put-meaning teachers 'school) |
| 772 | (doctor-put-meaning classes 'school) |
| 773 | (doctor-put-meaning professor 'school) |
| 774 | (doctor-put-meaning prof 'school) |
| 775 | (doctor-put-meaning profs 'school) |
| 776 | (doctor-put-meaning professors 'school) |
| 777 | (doctor-put-meaning mit 'school) |
| 778 | (doctor-put-meaning emacs 'eliza) |
| 779 | (doctor-put-meaning eliza 'eliza) |
| 780 | (doctor-put-meaning liza 'eliza) |
| 781 | (doctor-put-meaning elisa 'eliza) |
| 782 | (doctor-put-meaning weizenbaum 'eliza) |
| 783 | (doctor-put-meaning doktor 'eliza) |
| 784 | (doctor-put-meaning athletics 'sports) |
| 785 | (doctor-put-meaning baseball 'sports) |
| 786 | (doctor-put-meaning basketball 'sports) |
| 787 | (doctor-put-meaning football 'sports) |
| 788 | (doctor-put-meaning frisbee 'sports) |
| 789 | (doctor-put-meaning gym 'sports) |
| 790 | (doctor-put-meaning gymnastics 'sports) |
| 791 | (doctor-put-meaning hockey 'sports) |
| 792 | (doctor-put-meaning lacrosse 'sports) |
| 793 | (doctor-put-meaning soccer 'sports) |
| 794 | (doctor-put-meaning softball 'sports) |
| 795 | (doctor-put-meaning sports 'sports) |
| 796 | (doctor-put-meaning swimming 'sports) |
| 797 | (doctor-put-meaning swim 'sports) |
| 798 | (doctor-put-meaning tennis 'sports) |
| 799 | (doctor-put-meaning volleyball 'sports) |
| 800 | (doctor-put-meaning math 'math) |
| 801 | (doctor-put-meaning mathematics 'math) |
| 802 | (doctor-put-meaning mathematical 'math) |
| 803 | (doctor-put-meaning theorem 'math) |
| 804 | (doctor-put-meaning axiom 'math) |
| 805 | (doctor-put-meaning lemma 'math) |
| 806 | (doctor-put-meaning algebra 'math) |
| 807 | (doctor-put-meaning algebraic 'math) |
| 808 | (doctor-put-meaning trig 'math) |
| 809 | (doctor-put-meaning trigonometry 'math) |
| 810 | (doctor-put-meaning trigonometric 'math) |
| 811 | (doctor-put-meaning geometry 'math) |
| 812 | (doctor-put-meaning geometric 'math) |
| 813 | (doctor-put-meaning calculus 'math) |
| 814 | (doctor-put-meaning arithmetic 'math) |
| 815 | (doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) |
| 816 | (doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) |
| 817 | (doctor-put-meaning pinhead 'zippy) |
| 818 | (doctor-put-meaning chat 'chat) |
| 819 | \f |
| 820 | ;;;###autoload |
| 821 | (defun doctor () |
| 822 | "Switch to *doctor* buffer and start giving psychotherapy." |
| 823 | (interactive) |
| 824 | (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*") |
| 825 | (doctor-mode)) |
| 826 | |
| 827 | (defun doctor-ret-or-read (arg) |
| 828 | "Insert a newline if preceding character is not a newline. |
| 829 | Otherwise call the Doctor to parse preceding sentence." |
| 830 | (interactive "*p") |
| 831 | (if (= (preceding-char) ?\n) |
| 832 | (doctor-read-print) |
| 833 | (newline arg))) |
| 834 | |
| 835 | (defun doctor-read-print nil |
| 836 | "Top level loop." |
| 837 | (interactive) |
| 838 | (let ((sent (doctor-readin))) |
| 839 | (insert "\n") |
| 840 | (setq doctor--lincount (1+ doctor--lincount)) |
| 841 | (doctor-doc sent) |
| 842 | (insert "\n") |
| 843 | (setq doctor--bak sent))) |
| 844 | |
| 845 | (defun doctor-readin nil |
| 846 | "Read a sentence. Return it as a list of words." |
| 847 | (let (sentence) |
| 848 | (backward-sentence 1) |
| 849 | (while (not (eobp)) |
| 850 | (setq sentence (append sentence (list (doctor-read-token))))) |
| 851 | sentence)) |
| 852 | |
| 853 | (defun doctor-read-token () |
| 854 | "Read one word from buffer." |
| 855 | (prog1 (intern (downcase (buffer-substring (point) |
| 856 | (progn |
| 857 | (forward-word 1) |
| 858 | (point))))) |
| 859 | (re-search-forward "\\Sw*"))) |
| 860 | \f |
| 861 | ;; Main processing function for sentences that have been read. |
| 862 | |
| 863 | (defun doctor-doc (sent) |
| 864 | (cond |
| 865 | ((equal sent '(foo)) |
| 866 | (doctor-type '(bar! (doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--continue) \.))) |
| 867 | ((member sent doctor--howareyoulst) |
| 868 | (doctor-type '(i\'m ok \. (doc$ doctor--describe) yourself \.))) |
| 869 | ((or (member sent '((good bye) (see you later) (i quit) (so long) |
| 870 | (go away) (get lost))) |
| 871 | (memq (car sent) |
| 872 | '(bye halt break quit done exit goodbye |
| 873 | bye\, stop pause goodbye\, stop pause))) |
| 874 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--bye))) |
| 875 | ((and (eq (car sent) 'you) |
| 876 | (memq (cadr sent) doctor--abusewords)) |
| 877 | (setq doctor-found (cadr sent)) |
| 878 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--abuselst))) |
| 879 | ((eq (car sent) 'whatmeans) |
| 880 | (doctor-def (cadr sent))) |
| 881 | ((equal sent '(parse)) |
| 882 | (doctor-type (list 'subj '= doctor-subj ", " |
| 883 | 'verb '= doctor-verb "\n" |
| 884 | 'object 'phrase '= doctor-obj "," |
| 885 | 'noun 'form '= doctor-object "\n" |
| 886 | 'current 'keyword 'is doctor-found |
| 887 | ", " |
| 888 | 'most 'recent 'possessive |
| 889 | 'is doctor-owner "\n" |
| 890 | 'sentence 'used 'was |
| 891 | "..." |
| 892 | '(doc// doctor--bak)))) |
| 893 | ((memq (car sent) '(are is do has have how when where who why)) |
| 894 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--qlist))) |
| 895 | ;; ((eq (car sent) 'forget) |
| 896 | ;; (set (cadr sent) nil) |
| 897 | ;; (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--isee) (doc$ doctor--please) |
| 898 | ;; (doc$ doctor--continue)\.))) |
| 899 | (t |
| 900 | (if (doctor-defq sent) (doctor-define sent doctor-found)) |
| 901 | (if (> (length sent) 12) (setq sent (doctor-shorten sent))) |
| 902 | (setq sent (doctor-correct-spelling (doctor-replace sent doctor--replist))) |
| 903 | (cond ((and (not (memq 'me sent)) (not (memq 'i sent)) |
| 904 | (memq 'am sent)) |
| 905 | (setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((am . (are))))))) |
| 906 | (cond ((equal (car sent) 'yow) (doctor-zippy)) |
| 907 | ((< (length sent) 2) |
| 908 | (cond ((eq (doctor-meaning (car sent)) 'howdy) |
| 909 | (doctor-howdy)) |
| 910 | (t (doctor-short)))) |
| 911 | (t |
| 912 | (if (memq 'am sent) |
| 913 | (setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((me . (i)))))) |
| 914 | (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) |
| 915 | (if (and (eq (car sent) 'do) (eq (cadr sent) 'not)) |
| 916 | (cond ((zerop (random 3)) |
| 917 | (doctor-type '(are you (doc$ doctor--afraidof) that \?))) |
| 918 | ((zerop (random 2)) |
| 919 | (doctor-type '(don\'t tell me what to do \. i am the |
| 920 | doctor here!)) |
| 921 | (doctor-rthing)) |
| 922 | (t |
| 923 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whysay) that i shouldn\'t |
| 924 | (cddr sent) |
| 925 | \?)))) |
| 926 | (doctor-go (doctor-wherego sent)))))))) |
| 927 | \f |
| 928 | ;; Things done to process sentences once read. |
| 929 | |
| 930 | (defun doctor-correct-spelling (sent) |
| 931 | "Correct the spelling and expand each word in sentence." |
| 932 | (if sent |
| 933 | (apply 'append (mapcar (lambda (word) |
| 934 | (if (memq word doctor--typos) |
| 935 | (get (get word 'doctor-correction) |
| 936 | 'doctor-expansion) |
| 937 | (list word))) |
| 938 | sent)))) |
| 939 | |
| 940 | (defun doctor-shorten (sent) |
| 941 | "Make a sentence manageably short using a few hacks." |
| 942 | (let (foo |
| 943 | (retval sent) |
| 944 | (temp '(because but however besides anyway until |
| 945 | while that except why how))) |
| 946 | (while temp |
| 947 | (setq foo (memq (car temp) sent)) |
| 948 | (if (and foo |
| 949 | (> (length foo) 3)) |
| 950 | (setq retval (doctor-fixup foo) |
| 951 | temp nil) |
| 952 | (setq temp (cdr temp)))) |
| 953 | retval)) |
| 954 | |
| 955 | (defun doctor-define (sent found) |
| 956 | (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) |
| 957 | (and |
| 958 | (doctor-nounp doctor-subj) |
| 959 | (not (doctor-pronounp doctor-subj)) |
| 960 | doctor-subj |
| 961 | (doctor-meaning doctor-object) |
| 962 | (put doctor-subj 'doctor-meaning (doctor-meaning doctor-object)) |
| 963 | t)) |
| 964 | |
| 965 | (defun doctor-defq (sent) |
| 966 | "Set global var DOCTOR-FOUND to first keyword found in sentence SENT." |
| 967 | (setq doctor-found nil) |
| 968 | (let ((temp '(means applies mean refers refer related |
| 969 | similar defined associated linked like same))) |
| 970 | (while temp |
| 971 | (if (memq (car temp) sent) |
| 972 | (setq doctor-found (car temp) |
| 973 | temp nil) |
| 974 | (setq temp (cdr temp))))) |
| 975 | doctor-found) |
| 976 | |
| 977 | (defun doctor-def (x) |
| 978 | (doctor-type (list 'the 'word x 'means (doctor-meaning x) 'to 'me)) |
| 979 | nil) |
| 980 | |
| 981 | (defun doctor-forget () |
| 982 | "Delete the last element of the history list." |
| 983 | (setq doctor--history (reverse (cdr (reverse doctor--history))))) |
| 984 | |
| 985 | (defun doctor-query (x) |
| 986 | "Prompt for a line of input from the minibuffer until a noun or verb is seen. |
| 987 | Put dialogue in buffer." |
| 988 | (let (a |
| 989 | (prompt (concat (doctor-make-string x) |
| 990 | " what \? ")) |
| 991 | retval) |
| 992 | (while (not retval) |
| 993 | (while (not a) |
| 994 | (insert ?\n |
| 995 | prompt |
| 996 | (read-string prompt) |
| 997 | ?\n) |
| 998 | (setq a (doctor-readin))) |
| 999 | (while (and a (not retval)) |
| 1000 | (cond ((doctor-nounp (car a)) |
| 1001 | (setq retval (car a))) |
| 1002 | ((doctor-verbp (car a)) |
| 1003 | (setq retval (doctor-build |
| 1004 | (doctor-build x " ") |
| 1005 | (car a)))) |
| 1006 | ((setq a (cdr a)))))) |
| 1007 | retval)) |
| 1008 | |
| 1009 | (defun doctor-subjsearch (sent key type) |
| 1010 | "Search for the subject of a sentence SENT, looking for the noun closest |
| 1011 | to and preceding KEY by at least TYPE words. Set global variable doctor-subj to |
| 1012 | the subject noun, and return the portion of the sentence following it." |
| 1013 | (let ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) type))) |
| 1014 | (while (and (> i -1) (not (doctor-nounp (nth i sent)))) |
| 1015 | (setq i (1- i))) |
| 1016 | (cond ((> i -1) |
| 1017 | (setq doctor-subj (nth i sent)) |
| 1018 | (nthcdr (1+ i) sent)) |
| 1019 | (t |
| 1020 | (setq doctor-subj 'you) |
| 1021 | nil)))) |
| 1022 | |
| 1023 | (defun doctor-nounp (x) |
| 1024 | "Return t if the symbol argument is a noun." |
| 1025 | (or (doctor-pronounp x) |
| 1026 | (not (or (doctor-verbp x) |
| 1027 | (equal x 'not) |
| 1028 | (doctor-prepp x) |
| 1029 | (doctor-modifierp x) )) )) |
| 1030 | |
| 1031 | (defun doctor-pronounp (x) |
| 1032 | "Return t if the symbol argument is a pronoun." |
| 1033 | (memq x '( |
| 1034 | i me mine myself |
| 1035 | we us ours ourselves ourself |
| 1036 | you yours yourself yourselves |
| 1037 | he him himself she hers herself |
| 1038 | it that those this these things thing |
| 1039 | they them themselves theirs |
| 1040 | anybody everybody somebody |
| 1041 | anyone everyone someone |
| 1042 | anything something everything))) |
| 1043 | |
| 1044 | (dolist (x |
| 1045 | '(abort aborted aborts ask asked asks am |
| 1046 | applied applies apply are associate |
| 1047 | associated ate |
| 1048 | be became become becomes becoming |
| 1049 | been being believe believed believes |
| 1050 | bit bite bites bore bored bores boring bought buy buys buying |
| 1051 | call called calling calls came can caught catch come |
| 1052 | contract contracted contracts control controlled controls |
| 1053 | could croak croaks croaked cut cuts |
| 1054 | dare dared define defines dial dialed dials did die died dies |
| 1055 | dislike disliked |
| 1056 | dislikes do does drank drink drinks drinking |
| 1057 | drive drives driving drove dying |
| 1058 | eat eating eats expand expanded expands |
| 1059 | expect expected expects expel expels expelled |
| 1060 | explain explained explains |
| 1061 | fart farts feel feels felt fight fights find finds finding |
| 1062 | forget forgets forgot fought found |
| 1063 | fuck fucked fucking fucks |
| 1064 | gave get gets getting give gives go goes going gone got gotten |
| 1065 | had harm harms has hate hated hates have having |
| 1066 | hear heard hears hearing help helped helping helps |
| 1067 | hit hits hope hoped hopes hurt hurts |
| 1068 | implies imply is |
| 1069 | join joined joins jump jumped jumps |
| 1070 | keep keeping keeps kept |
| 1071 | kill killed killing kills kiss kissed kisses kissing |
| 1072 | knew know knows |
| 1073 | laid lay lays let lets lie lied lies like liked likes |
| 1074 | liking listen listens |
| 1075 | login look looked looking looks |
| 1076 | lose losing lost |
| 1077 | love loved loves loving |
| 1078 | luse lusing lust lusts |
| 1079 | made make makes making may mean means meant might |
| 1080 | move moved moves moving must |
| 1081 | need needed needs |
| 1082 | order ordered orders ought |
| 1083 | paid pay pays pick picked picking picks |
| 1084 | placed placing prefer prefers put puts |
| 1085 | ran rape raped rapes |
| 1086 | read reading reads recall receive received receives |
| 1087 | refer refered referred refers |
| 1088 | relate related relates remember remembered remembers |
| 1089 | romp romped romps run running runs |
| 1090 | said sang sat saw say says |
| 1091 | screw screwed screwing screws scrod see sees seem seemed |
| 1092 | seems seen sell selling sells |
| 1093 | send sendind sends sent shall shoot shot should |
| 1094 | sing sings sit sits sitting sold studied study |
| 1095 | take takes taking talk talked talking talks tell tells telling |
| 1096 | think thinks |
| 1097 | thought told took tooled touch touched touches touching |
| 1098 | transfer transferred transfers transmit transmits transmitted |
| 1099 | type types types typing |
| 1100 | walk walked walking walks want wanted wants was watch |
| 1101 | watched watching went were will wish would work worked works |
| 1102 | write writes writing wrote use used uses using)) |
| 1103 | (put x 'doctor-sentence-type 'verb)) |
| 1104 | |
| 1105 | (defun doctor-verbp (x) (if (symbolp x) |
| 1106 | (eq (get x 'doctor-sentence-type) 'verb))) |
| 1107 | |
| 1108 | (defun doctor-plural (x) |
| 1109 | "Form the plural of the word argument." |
| 1110 | (let ((foo (doctor-make-string x))) |
| 1111 | (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "s") |
| 1112 | (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -2 -1) "s") |
| 1113 | (intern (concat foo "es"))) |
| 1114 | (t x))) |
| 1115 | ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "y") |
| 1116 | (intern (concat (substring foo 0 -1) |
| 1117 | "ies"))) |
| 1118 | (t (intern (concat foo "s")))))) |
| 1119 | |
| 1120 | (defun doctor-setprep (sent key) |
| 1121 | (let ((val) |
| 1122 | (foo (memq key sent))) |
| 1123 | (cond ((doctor-prepp (cadr foo)) |
| 1124 | (setq val (doctor-getnoun (cddr foo))) |
| 1125 | (cond (val val) |
| 1126 | (t 'something))) |
| 1127 | ((doctor-articlep (cadr foo)) |
| 1128 | (setq val (doctor-getnoun (cddr foo))) |
| 1129 | (cond (val (doctor-build (doctor-build (cadr foo) " ") val)) |
| 1130 | (t 'something))) |
| 1131 | (t 'something)))) |
| 1132 | |
| 1133 | (defun doctor-getnoun (x) |
| 1134 | (cond ((null x) (setq doctor-object 'something)) |
| 1135 | ((atom x) (setq doctor-object x)) |
| 1136 | ((eq (length x) 1) |
| 1137 | (setq doctor-object (cond |
| 1138 | ((doctor-nounp (setq doctor-object (car x))) doctor-object) |
| 1139 | (t (doctor-query doctor-object))))) |
| 1140 | ((eq (car x) 'to) |
| 1141 | (doctor-build 'to\ (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) |
| 1142 | ((doctor-prepp (car x)) |
| 1143 | (doctor-getnoun (cdr x))) |
| 1144 | ((not (doctor-nounp (car x))) |
| 1145 | (doctor-build (doctor-build (cdr (assq (car x) |
| 1146 | (append |
| 1147 | '((a . this) |
| 1148 | (some . this) |
| 1149 | (one . that)) |
| 1150 | (list |
| 1151 | (cons |
| 1152 | (car x) (car x)))))) |
| 1153 | " ") |
| 1154 | (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) |
| 1155 | (t (setq doctor-object (car x)) |
| 1156 | (doctor-build (doctor-build (car x) " ") (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) |
| 1157 | )) |
| 1158 | |
| 1159 | (defun doctor-modifierp (x) |
| 1160 | (or (doctor-adjectivep x) |
| 1161 | (doctor-adverbp x) |
| 1162 | (doctor-othermodifierp x))) |
| 1163 | |
| 1164 | (defun doctor-adjectivep (x) |
| 1165 | (or (numberp x) |
| 1166 | (doctor-nmbrp x) |
| 1167 | (doctor-articlep x) |
| 1168 | (doctor-colorp x) |
| 1169 | (doctor-sizep x) |
| 1170 | (doctor-possessivepronounp x))) |
| 1171 | |
| 1172 | (defun doctor-adverbp (xx) |
| 1173 | (let ((xxstr (doctor-make-string xx))) |
| 1174 | (and (>= (length xxstr) 2) |
| 1175 | (string-equal (substring (doctor-make-string xx) -2) "ly") |
| 1176 | (not (memq xx '(family fly jelly rally)))))) |
| 1177 | |
| 1178 | (defun doctor-articlep (x) |
| 1179 | (memq x '(the a an))) |
| 1180 | |
| 1181 | (defun doctor-nmbrp (x) |
| 1182 | (memq x '(one two three four five six seven eight nine ten |
| 1183 | eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen |
| 1184 | sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen |
| 1185 | twenty thirty forty fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety |
| 1186 | hundred thousand million billion |
| 1187 | half quarter |
| 1188 | first second third fourth fifth |
| 1189 | sixth seventh eighth ninth tenth))) |
| 1190 | |
| 1191 | (defun doctor-colorp (x) |
| 1192 | (memq x '(beige black blue brown crimson |
| 1193 | gray grey green |
| 1194 | orange pink purple red tan tawny |
| 1195 | violet white yellow))) |
| 1196 | |
| 1197 | (defun doctor-sizep (x) |
| 1198 | (memq x '(big large tall fat wide thick |
| 1199 | small petite short thin skinny))) |
| 1200 | |
| 1201 | (defun doctor-possessivepronounp (x) |
| 1202 | (memq x '(my your his her our their))) |
| 1203 | |
| 1204 | (defun doctor-othermodifierp (x) |
| 1205 | (memq x '(all also always amusing any anyway associated awesome |
| 1206 | bad beautiful best better but certain clear |
| 1207 | ever every fantastic fun funny |
| 1208 | good great grody gross however if ignorant |
| 1209 | less linked losing lusing many more much |
| 1210 | never nice obnoxious often poor pretty real related rich |
| 1211 | similar some stupid super superb |
| 1212 | terrible terrific too total tubular ugly very))) |
| 1213 | |
| 1214 | (defun doctor-prepp (x) |
| 1215 | (memq x '(about above after around as at |
| 1216 | before beneath behind beside between by |
| 1217 | for from in inside into |
| 1218 | like near next of on onto over |
| 1219 | same through thru to toward towards |
| 1220 | under underneath with without))) |
| 1221 | |
| 1222 | (defun doctor-remember (thing) |
| 1223 | (cond ((null doctor--history) |
| 1224 | (setq doctor--history (list thing))) |
| 1225 | (t (setq doctor--history (append doctor--history (list thing)))))) |
| 1226 | |
| 1227 | (defun doctor-type (x) |
| 1228 | (setq x (doctor-fix-2 x)) |
| 1229 | (doctor-txtype (doctor-assm x))) |
| 1230 | |
| 1231 | (defun doctor-fixup (sent) |
| 1232 | (setq sent (append |
| 1233 | (cdr |
| 1234 | (assq (car sent) |
| 1235 | (append |
| 1236 | '((me i) |
| 1237 | (him he) |
| 1238 | (her she) |
| 1239 | (them they) |
| 1240 | (okay) |
| 1241 | (well) |
| 1242 | (sigh) |
| 1243 | (hmm) |
| 1244 | (hmmm) |
| 1245 | (hmmmm) |
| 1246 | (hmmmmm) |
| 1247 | (gee) |
| 1248 | (sure) |
| 1249 | (great) |
| 1250 | (oh) |
| 1251 | (fine) |
| 1252 | (ok) |
| 1253 | (no)) |
| 1254 | (list (list (car sent) |
| 1255 | (car sent)))))) |
| 1256 | (cdr sent))) |
| 1257 | (doctor-fix-2 sent)) |
| 1258 | |
| 1259 | (defun doctor-fix-2 (sent) |
| 1260 | (let ((foo sent)) |
| 1261 | (while foo |
| 1262 | (if (and (eq (car foo) 'me) |
| 1263 | (doctor-verbp (cadr foo))) |
| 1264 | (rplaca foo 'i) |
| 1265 | (cond ((eq (car foo) 'you) |
| 1266 | (cond ((memq (cadr foo) '(am be been is)) |
| 1267 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'are)) |
| 1268 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(has)) |
| 1269 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)) |
| 1270 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(was)) |
| 1271 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'were)))) |
| 1272 | ((equal (car foo) 'i) |
| 1273 | (cond ((memq (cadr foo) '(are is be been)) |
| 1274 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'am)) |
| 1275 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(were)) |
| 1276 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'was)) |
| 1277 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(has)) |
| 1278 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)))) |
| 1279 | ((and (doctor-verbp (car foo)) |
| 1280 | (eq (cadr foo) 'i) |
| 1281 | (not (doctor-verbp (car (cddr foo))))) |
| 1282 | (rplaca (cdr foo) 'me)) |
| 1283 | ((and (eq (car foo) 'a) |
| 1284 | (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char |
| 1285 | (doctor-make-string (cadr foo))))) |
| 1286 | (rplaca foo 'an)) |
| 1287 | ((and (eq (car foo) 'an) |
| 1288 | (not (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char |
| 1289 | (doctor-make-string (cadr foo)))))) |
| 1290 | (rplaca foo 'a))) |
| 1291 | (setq foo (cdr foo)))) |
| 1292 | sent)) |
| 1293 | |
| 1294 | (defun doctor-vowelp (x) |
| 1295 | (memq x '(?a ?e ?i ?o ?u))) |
| 1296 | |
| 1297 | (defun doctor-replace (sent rlist) |
| 1298 | "Replace any element of SENT that is the car of a replacement |
| 1299 | element pair in RLIST." |
| 1300 | (apply 'append |
| 1301 | (mapcar |
| 1302 | (lambda (x) |
| 1303 | (cdr (or (assq x rlist) ; either find a replacement |
| 1304 | (list x x)))) ; or fake an identity mapping |
| 1305 | sent))) |
| 1306 | |
| 1307 | (defun doctor-wherego (sent) |
| 1308 | (cond ((null sent) (doc$ doctor--whereoutp)) |
| 1309 | ((null (doctor-meaning (car sent))) |
| 1310 | (doctor-wherego (cond ((zerop (random 2)) |
| 1311 | (reverse (cdr sent))) |
| 1312 | (t (cdr sent))))) |
| 1313 | (t |
| 1314 | (setq doctor-found (car sent)) |
| 1315 | (doctor-meaning (car sent))))) |
| 1316 | |
| 1317 | (defun doctor-svo (sent key type mem) |
| 1318 | "Find subject, verb and object in sentence SENT with focus on word KEY. |
| 1319 | TYPE is number of words preceding KEY to start looking for subject. |
| 1320 | MEM is t if results are to be put on Doctor's memory stack. |
| 1321 | Return in the global variables DOCTOR-SUBJ, DOCTOR-VERB, DOCTOR-OBJECT, |
| 1322 | and DOCTOR-OBJ." |
| 1323 | (let ((foo (doctor-subjsearch sent key type))) |
| 1324 | (or foo |
| 1325 | (setq foo sent |
| 1326 | mem nil)) |
| 1327 | (while (and (null (doctor-verbp (car foo))) (cdr foo)) |
| 1328 | (setq foo (cdr foo))) |
| 1329 | (setq doctor-verb (car foo)) |
| 1330 | (setq doctor-obj (doctor-getnoun (cdr foo))) |
| 1331 | (cond ((eq doctor-object 'i) (setq doctor-object 'me)) |
| 1332 | ((eq doctor-subj 'me) (setq doctor-subj 'i))) |
| 1333 | (cond (mem (doctor-remember (list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj)))))) |
| 1334 | |
| 1335 | (defun doctor-possess (sent key) |
| 1336 | "Set possessive in SENT for keyword KEY. |
| 1337 | Hack on previous word, setting global variable DOCTOR-OWNER to correct result." |
| 1338 | (let* ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) 1)) |
| 1339 | (prev (if (< i 0) 'your |
| 1340 | (nth i sent)))) |
| 1341 | (setq doctor-owner |
| 1342 | (if (or (doctor-possessivepronounp prev) |
| 1343 | (string-equal "s" |
| 1344 | (substring (doctor-make-string prev) |
| 1345 | -1))) |
| 1346 | prev |
| 1347 | 'your)))) |
| 1348 | \f |
| 1349 | ;; Output of replies. |
| 1350 | |
| 1351 | (defun doctor-txtype (ans) |
| 1352 | "Output to buffer a list of symbols or strings as a sentence." |
| 1353 | (setq doctor--*print-upcase* t doctor--*print-space* nil) |
| 1354 | (mapc 'doctor-type-symbol ans) |
| 1355 | (insert "\n")) |
| 1356 | |
| 1357 | (defun doctor-type-symbol (word) |
| 1358 | "Output a symbol to the buffer with some fancy case and spacing hacks." |
| 1359 | (setq word (doctor-make-string word)) |
| 1360 | (if (string-equal word "i") (setq word "I")) |
| 1361 | (when doctor--*print-upcase* |
| 1362 | (setq word (capitalize word)) |
| 1363 | (if doctor--*print-space* (insert " "))) |
| 1364 | (cond ((or (string-match "^[.,;:?! ]" word) |
| 1365 | (not doctor--*print-space*)) |
| 1366 | (insert word)) |
| 1367 | (t (insert ?\s word))) |
| 1368 | (and auto-fill-function |
| 1369 | (> (current-column) fill-column) |
| 1370 | (apply auto-fill-function nil)) |
| 1371 | (setq doctor--*print-upcase* (string-match "[.?!]$" word) |
| 1372 | doctor--*print-space* t)) |
| 1373 | |
| 1374 | (defun doctor-build (str1 str2) |
| 1375 | "Make a symbol out of the concatenation of the two non-list arguments." |
| 1376 | (cond ((null str1) str2) |
| 1377 | ((null str2) str1) |
| 1378 | ((and (atom str1) |
| 1379 | (atom str2)) |
| 1380 | (intern (concat (doctor-make-string str1) |
| 1381 | (doctor-make-string str2)))) |
| 1382 | (t nil))) |
| 1383 | |
| 1384 | (defun doctor-make-string (obj) |
| 1385 | (cond ((stringp obj) obj) |
| 1386 | ((symbolp obj) (symbol-name obj)) |
| 1387 | ((numberp obj) (int-to-string obj)) |
| 1388 | (t ""))) |
| 1389 | |
| 1390 | (defun doctor-concat (x y) |
| 1391 | "Like append, but force atomic arguments to be lists." |
| 1392 | (append |
| 1393 | (if (and x (atom x)) (list x) x) |
| 1394 | (if (and y (atom y)) (list y) y))) |
| 1395 | |
| 1396 | (defun doctor-assm (proto) |
| 1397 | (cond ((null proto) nil) |
| 1398 | ((atom proto) (list proto)) |
| 1399 | ((atom (car proto)) |
| 1400 | (cons (car proto) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))) |
| 1401 | (t (doctor-concat (doctor-assm (eval (car proto))) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))))) |
| 1402 | \f |
| 1403 | ;; Functions that handle specific words or meanings when found. |
| 1404 | |
| 1405 | (defun doctor-go (destination) |
| 1406 | "Call a `doctor-*' function." |
| 1407 | (funcall (intern (concat "doctor-" (doctor-make-string destination))))) |
| 1408 | |
| 1409 | (defun doctor-desire1 () |
| 1410 | (doctor-go (doc$ doctor--whereoutp))) |
| 1411 | |
| 1412 | (defun doctor-huh () |
| 1413 | (cond ((< (length doctor-sent) 9) (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--huhlst))) |
| 1414 | (t (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--longhuhlst))))) |
| 1415 | |
| 1416 | (defun doctor-rthing () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--thlst))) |
| 1417 | |
| 1418 | (defun doctor-remem () (cond ((null doctor--history) (doctor-huh)) |
| 1419 | ((doctor-type (doc$ doctor--remlst))))) |
| 1420 | |
| 1421 | (defun doctor-howdy () |
| 1422 | (cond ((not doctor--howdyflag) |
| 1423 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--hello) what brings you to see me \?)) |
| 1424 | (setq doctor--howdyflag t)) |
| 1425 | (t |
| 1426 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--ibelieve) we\'ve introduced ourselves already \.)) |
| 1427 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--describe) (doc$ doctor--things) \.))))) |
| 1428 | |
| 1429 | (defun doctor-when () |
| 1430 | (cond ((< (length (memq doctor-found doctor-sent)) 3) (doctor-short)) |
| 1431 | (t |
| 1432 | (setq doctor-sent (cdr (memq doctor-found doctor-sent))) |
| 1433 | (setq doctor-sent (doctor-fixup doctor-sent)) |
| 1434 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whatwhen) (doc// doctor-sent) \?))))) |
| 1435 | |
| 1436 | (defun doctor-conj () |
| 1437 | (cond ((< (length (memq doctor-found doctor-sent)) 4) (doctor-short)) |
| 1438 | (t |
| 1439 | (setq doctor-sent (cdr (memq doctor-found doctor-sent))) |
| 1440 | (setq doctor-sent (doctor-fixup doctor-sent)) |
| 1441 | (cond ((eq (car doctor-sent) 'of) |
| 1442 | (doctor-type '(are you (doc$ doctor--sure) that is the real reason \?)) |
| 1443 | (setq doctor--things (cons (cdr doctor-sent) doctor--things))) |
| 1444 | (t |
| 1445 | (doctor-remember doctor-sent) |
| 1446 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--beclst))))))) |
| 1447 | |
| 1448 | (defun doctor-short () |
| 1449 | (cond ((= (car doctor--repetitive-shortness) (1- doctor--lincount)) |
| 1450 | (rplacd doctor--repetitive-shortness |
| 1451 | (1+ (cdr doctor--repetitive-shortness)))) |
| 1452 | (t |
| 1453 | (rplacd doctor--repetitive-shortness 1))) |
| 1454 | (rplaca doctor--repetitive-shortness doctor--lincount) |
| 1455 | (cond ((> (cdr doctor--repetitive-shortness) 6) |
| 1456 | (cond ((not doctor--**mad**) |
| 1457 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--areyou) |
| 1458 | just trying to see what kind of things |
| 1459 | i have in my vocabulary \? please try to |
| 1460 | carry on a reasonable conversation!)) |
| 1461 | (setq doctor--**mad** t)) |
| 1462 | (t |
| 1463 | (doctor-type '(i give up \. you need a lesson in creative |
| 1464 | writing \.\.\.)) |
| 1465 | ))) |
| 1466 | (t |
| 1467 | (cond ((equal doctor-sent (doctor-assm '(yes))) |
| 1468 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--isee) (doc$ doctor--inter) (doc$ doctor--whysay) this is so \?))) |
| 1469 | ((equal doctor-sent (doctor-assm '(because))) |
| 1470 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--shortbeclst))) |
| 1471 | ((equal doctor-sent (doctor-assm '(no))) |
| 1472 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--neglst))) |
| 1473 | (t (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--shortlst))))))) |
| 1474 | |
| 1475 | (defun doctor-alcohol () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--drnk))) |
| 1476 | |
| 1477 | (defun doctor-desire () |
| 1478 | (let ((foo (memq doctor-found doctor-sent))) |
| 1479 | (cond ((< (length foo) 2) |
| 1480 | (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning doctor-found) 1))) |
| 1481 | ((memq (cadr foo) '(a an)) |
| 1482 | (rplacd foo (append '(to have) (cdr foo))) |
| 1483 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 nil) |
| 1484 | (doctor-remember (list doctor-subj 'would 'like doctor-obj)) |
| 1485 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--whywant))) |
| 1486 | ((not (eq (cadr foo) 'to)) |
| 1487 | (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning doctor-found) 1))) |
| 1488 | (t |
| 1489 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 nil) |
| 1490 | (doctor-remember (list doctor-subj 'would 'like doctor-obj)) |
| 1491 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--whywant)))))) |
| 1492 | |
| 1493 | (defun doctor-drug () |
| 1494 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--drugs)) |
| 1495 | (doctor-remember (list 'you 'used doctor-found))) |
| 1496 | |
| 1497 | (defun doctor-toke () |
| 1498 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--toklst))) |
| 1499 | |
| 1500 | (defun doctor-state () |
| 1501 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--states)) (doctor-remember (list 'you 'were doctor-found))) |
| 1502 | |
| 1503 | (defun doctor-mood () |
| 1504 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--moods)) (doctor-remember (list 'you 'felt doctor-found))) |
| 1505 | |
| 1506 | (defun doctor-fear () |
| 1507 | (setq doctor--feared (doctor-setprep doctor-sent doctor-found)) |
| 1508 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--fears)) |
| 1509 | (doctor-remember (list 'you 'were 'afraid 'of doctor--feared))) |
| 1510 | |
| 1511 | (defun doctor-hate () |
| 1512 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t) |
| 1513 | (cond ((memq 'not doctor-sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) |
| 1514 | ((equal doctor-subj 'you) |
| 1515 | (doctor-type '(why do you (doc// doctor-verb) (doc// doctor-obj) \?))) |
| 1516 | (t (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whysay) (list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj)))))) |
| 1517 | |
| 1518 | (defun doctor-symptoms () |
| 1519 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--maybe) you should consult a medical doctor\; |
| 1520 | i am a psychotherapist. \.))) |
| 1521 | |
| 1522 | (defun doctor-hates () |
| 1523 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t) |
| 1524 | (doctor-hates1)) |
| 1525 | |
| 1526 | (defun doctor-hates1 () |
| 1527 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--whysay) (list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj) \?))) |
| 1528 | |
| 1529 | (defun doctor-loves () |
| 1530 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t) |
| 1531 | (doctor-qloves)) |
| 1532 | |
| 1533 | (defun doctor-qloves () |
| 1534 | (doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--bother) (list doctor-subj doctor-verb doctor-obj) \?))) |
| 1535 | |
| 1536 | (defun doctor-love () |
| 1537 | (doctor-svo doctor-sent doctor-found 1 t) |
| 1538 | (cond ((memq 'not doctor-sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) |
| 1539 | ((memq 'to doctor-sent) (doctor-hates1)) |
| 1540 | (t |
| 1541 | (cond ((equal doctor-object 'something) |
| 1542 | (setq doctor-object '(this person you love)))) |
| 1543 | (cond ((equal doctor-subj 'you) |
| 1544 | (setq doctor--lover doctor-obj) |
| 1545 | (cond ((equal doctor--lover '(this person you love)) |
| 1546 | (setq doctor--lover '(your partner)) |
| 1547 | (doctor-forget) |
| 1548 | (doctor-type '(with whom are you in love \?))) |
| 1549 | ((doctor-type '((doc$ doctor--please) |
| 1550 | (doc$ doctor--describe) |
| 1551 | (doc$ doctor--relation) |
| 1552 | (doc// doctor--lover) |
| 1553 | \.))))) |
| 1554 | ((equal doctor-subj 'i) |
| 1555 | (doctor-txtype '(we were discussing you!))) |
| 1556 | (t (doctor-forget) |
| 1557 | (setq doctor-obj 'someone) |
| 1558 | (setq doctor-verb (doctor-build doctor-verb 's)) |
| 1559 | (doctor-qloves)))))) |
| 1560 | |
| 1561 | (defun doctor-mach () |
| 1562 | (setq doctor-found (doctor-plural doctor-found)) |
| 1563 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--machlst))) |
| 1564 | |
| 1565 | (defun doctor-sexnoun () (doctor-sexverb)) |
| 1566 | |
| 1567 | (defun doctor-sexverb () |
| 1568 | (if (or (memq 'me doctor-sent) (memq 'myself doctor-sent) (memq 'i doctor-sent)) |
| 1569 | (doctor-foul) |
| 1570 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--sexlst)))) |
| 1571 | |
| 1572 | (defun doctor-death () |
| 1573 | (cond (doctor--suicide-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--deathlst))) |
| 1574 | ((or (equal doctor-found 'suicide) |
| 1575 | (and (or (equal doctor-found 'kill) |
| 1576 | (equal doctor-found 'killing)) |
| 1577 | (memq 'yourself doctor-sent))) |
| 1578 | (setq doctor--suicide-flag t) |
| 1579 | (doctor-type '(If you are really suicidal, you might |
| 1580 | want to contact the Samaritans via |
| 1581 | E-mail: jo@samaritans.org or, at your option, |
| 1582 | anonymous E-mail: samaritans@anon.twwells.com\ \. |
| 1583 | or find a Befrienders crisis center at |
| 1584 | http://www.befrienders.org/\ \. |
| 1585 | (doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--continue) \.))) |
| 1586 | (t (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--deathlst))))) |
| 1587 | |
| 1588 | (defun doctor-foul () |
| 1589 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--foullst))) |
| 1590 | |
| 1591 | (defun doctor-family () |
| 1592 | (doctor-possess doctor-sent doctor-found) |
| 1593 | (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--famlst))) |
| 1594 | |
| 1595 | ;; I did not add this -- rms. |
| 1596 | ;; But he might have removed it. I put it back. --roland |
| 1597 | (defun doctor-rms () |
| 1598 | (cond (doctor--rms-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--stallmanlst))) |
| 1599 | (t (setq doctor--rms-flag t) (doctor-type '(do you know Stallman \?))))) |
| 1600 | |
| 1601 | (defun doctor-school nil (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--schoollst))) |
| 1602 | |
| 1603 | (defun doctor-eliza () |
| 1604 | (cond (doctor--eliza-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--elizalst))) |
| 1605 | (t (setq doctor--eliza-flag t) |
| 1606 | (doctor-type '((doc// doctor-found) \? hah ! |
| 1607 | (doc$ doctor--please) (doc$ doctor--continue) \.))))) |
| 1608 | |
| 1609 | (defun doctor-sports () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--sportslst))) |
| 1610 | |
| 1611 | (defun doctor-math () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--mathlst))) |
| 1612 | |
| 1613 | (defun doctor-zippy () |
| 1614 | (cond (doctor--zippy-flag (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--zippylst))) |
| 1615 | (t (setq doctor--zippy-flag t) |
| 1616 | (doctor-type '(yow! are we interactive yet \?))))) |
| 1617 | |
| 1618 | |
| 1619 | (defun doctor-chat () (doctor-type (doc$ doctor--chatlst))) |
| 1620 | |
| 1621 | (random t) |
| 1622 | |
| 1623 | (provide 'doctor) |
| 1624 | |
| 1625 | ;;; doctor.el ends here |