| 1 | SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) |
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| 4 | |
| 5 | NAME |
| 6 | sex - have sex |
| 7 | |
| 8 | SYNOPSIS |
| 9 | sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... |
| 10 | |
| 11 | DESCRIPTION |
| 12 | _\bs_\be_\bx allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- |
| 13 | fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they |
| 14 | are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to |
| 15 | make things more interesting are as follows: |
| 16 | |
| 17 | -1 masturbate |
| 18 | |
| 19 | -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option |
| 20 | |
| 21 | -b buggery |
| 22 | |
| 23 | -B<animal> |
| 24 | bestiality with <animal> |
| 25 | |
| 26 | -c chocolate sauce option |
| 27 | |
| 28 | -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) |
| 29 | |
| 30 | -d<file> |
| 31 | get a date with the features described in <file> |
| 32 | |
| 33 | -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) |
| 34 | |
| 35 | -f foreplay option |
| 36 | |
| 37 | -F nasal sex with plants |
| 38 | |
| 39 | -i coitus interruptus (messy!) |
| 40 | |
| 41 | -j jacuzzi option (California sites only) |
| 42 | |
| 43 | -l leather option |
| 44 | |
| 45 | -m masochism (see -s) |
| 46 | |
| 47 | -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option |
| 48 | |
| 49 | -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program |
| 50 | kills it) |
| 51 | |
| 52 | -o oral option |
| 53 | |
| 54 | -O parallel access (orgy) |
| 55 | |
| 56 | -p debug option (proposition only) |
| 57 | |
| 58 | -P pedophilia (must specify a child process) |
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| 62 | Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1 |
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| 69 | SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) |
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| 73 | -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) |
| 74 | |
| 75 | -s sadism (target must set -m) |
| 76 | |
| 77 | -S sundae option |
| 78 | |
| 79 | -T<number> |
| 80 | voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities; |
| 81 | area code prefix of 900 is assumed. |
| 82 | |
| 83 | -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net) |
| 84 | |
| 85 | -w whipped cream option |
| 86 | |
| 87 | -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) |
| 88 | |
| 89 | ENVIRONMENT |
| 90 | LOVERS |
| 91 | is a list of default partners which will be used if |
| 92 | none are specified in the command line. If any are |
| 93 | specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. |
| 94 | |
| 95 | FILES |
| 96 | /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality |
| 97 | |
| 98 | /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates |
| 99 | |
| 100 | /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes |
| 101 | |
| 102 | /usr/lib/sex/s+m sado-masochistic equipment |
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| 105 | |
| 106 | BUGS |
| 107 | ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. |
| 108 | |
| 109 | ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. |
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| 111 | MAN AUTHOR |
| 112 | Author prefers to be anonymous. |
| 113 | |
| 114 | HISTORY |
| 115 | Oldest program ever. |