| 1 | The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this file, |
| 2 | compiled largely from postings to public newsgroups and mailing lists, |
| 3 | and the GNU project email archives. |
| 4 | |
| 5 | |
| 6 | From: Don Chiasson <G.CHIASSON@DREA-XX.ARPA> |
| 7 | Subject: Some gnu jokes |
| 8 | To: jokes@DREA-XX.ARPA, gergely@DREA-XX.ARPA, broome@DREA-XX.ARPA |
| 9 | cc: G.CHIASSON@DREA-XX.ARPA |
| 10 | Message-ID: <12329394624.13.G.CHIASSON@DREA-XX.ARPA> |
| 11 | |
| 12 | Richard M. Stallman (RMS, widely known for creating EMACS) is writing |
| 13 | a UNIX clone called GNU (which means Gnu's Not Unix--a recursive acronym). |
| 14 | This seems to open the way to a whole gnu class of jokes. For example: |
| 15 | |
| 16 | Q: What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes? |
| 17 | A: A gnudist. |
| 18 | |
| 19 | Q: What do you call an eligible young hacker? |
| 20 | A: Gnubile. |
| 21 | |
| 22 | Q: What is a hacker's favorite candy? |
| 23 | A: Gnugat. (Though it contains little gnutrition.) |
| 24 | |
| 25 | Q: What do you call a computer filled with air? |
| 26 | A: Gnumatic. |
| 27 | |
| 28 | Q: What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you |
| 29 | with foolish questions? |
| 30 | A: A gnuisance. |
| 31 | |
| 32 | Q: What do you call a subtle, clever hack in the favorite language? |
| 33 | A: A gnuanCe. |
| 34 | |
| 35 | Q: What do you use a supercomputer for? |
| 36 | A: Gnumerical analysis. |
| 37 | |
| 38 | Q: What do you call a hacker who collects coins? |
| 39 | A: A gnumismatist. |
| 40 | |
| 41 | Well, there are more, just too gnumerous to tell all at once. I think |
| 42 | I'd better go before someone starts firing gnuclear weapons at me. |
| 43 | Don |
| 44 | |
| 45 | From: patl@athena.mit.edu (Patrick J. LoPresti) |
| 46 | Message-ID: <1991Jul11.031731.9260@athena.mit.edu> |
| 47 | Sender: news@athena.mit.edu (News system) |
| 48 | Subject: The True Path (long) |
| 49 | Date: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT |
| 50 | Path: ai-lab!mintaka!olivea!samsung!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!think.com!snorkelwacker.mit.edu!bloom-picayune.mit.edu!athena.mit.edu!patl |
| 51 | Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs,alt.slack |
| 52 | Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology |
| 53 | Lines: 95 |
| 54 | Xref: ai-lab alt.religion.emacs:244 alt.slack:1935 |
| 55 | |
| 56 | When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi |
| 57 | *and* Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, |
| 58 | 'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'. So I use the editor |
| 59 | that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time. |
| 60 | |
| 61 | Ed, man! !man ed |
| 62 | |
| 63 | ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1) |
| 64 | |
| 65 | NAME |
| 66 | ed - text editor |
| 67 | |
| 68 | SYNOPSIS |
| 69 | ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ] |
| 70 | DESCRIPTION |
| 71 | Ed is the standard text editor. |
| 72 | --- |
| 73 | |
| 74 | Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first |
| 75 | alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed |
| 76 | because it's ED! |
| 77 | |
| 78 | "Ed is the standard text editor." |
| 79 | |
| 80 | And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look: |
| 81 | |
| 82 | -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed |
| 83 | -rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi |
| 84 | -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs |
| 85 | |
| 86 | Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. |
| 87 | Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog |
| 88 | message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; |
| 89 | and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!! |
| 90 | |
| 91 | "Ed is the standard text editor." |
| 92 | |
| 93 | Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed: |
| 94 | |
| 95 | golem> ed |
| 96 | |
| 97 | ? |
| 98 | help |
| 99 | ? |
| 100 | ? |
| 101 | ? |
| 102 | quit |
| 103 | ? |
| 104 | exit |
| 105 | ? |
| 106 | bye |
| 107 | ? |
| 108 | hello? |
| 109 | ? |
| 110 | eat flaming death |
| 111 | ? |
| 112 | ^C |
| 113 | ? |
| 114 | ^C |
| 115 | ? |
| 116 | ^D |
| 117 | ? |
| 118 | |
| 119 | --- |
| 120 | Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is |
| 121 | generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm |
| 122 | the novice with verbosity. |
| 123 | |
| 124 | "Ed is the standard text editor." |
| 125 | |
| 126 | Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all. |
| 127 | |
| 128 | ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED |
| 129 | AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS |
| 130 | BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN |
| 131 | SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!! |
| 132 | |
| 133 | When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless |
| 134 | help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! |
| 135 | Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! |
| 136 | ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!! |
| 137 | |
| 138 | TEXT EDITOR. |
| 139 | |
| 140 | When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their |
| 141 | "edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely |
| 142 | you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard. |
| 143 | |
| 144 | Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you |
| 145 | are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should |
| 146 | not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE |
| 147 | SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE |
| 148 | FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!! |
| 149 | |
| 150 | ? |
| 151 | |
| 152 | From: The Unknown User <anonymous@nowhere.uucp> |
| 153 | Subject: EMACS -- What does it mean? |
| 154 | To: mit-prep!info-gnu-emacs@TOPAZ.RUTGERS.EDU |
| 155 | |
| 156 | EMACS belongs in <sys/errno.h>: Editor too big! |
| 157 | |
| 158 | |
| 159 | Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift |
| 160 | |
| 161 | |
| 162 | From: harvard!topaz!BLUE!BRAIL@mit-eddie |
| 163 | Date: 9 Sep 85 17:25:27 EDT |
| 164 | Subject: EMACS -- What does it mean? |
| 165 | To: mit-prep!info-gnu-emacs@TOPAZ.RUTGERS.EDU |
| 166 | |
| 167 | EMACS may stand for "Editing MACroS," but some friends of mine |
| 168 | suggested some more creative definitions. Here they are. Anyone have |
| 169 | any additions? |
| 170 | |
| 171 | -------- |
| 172 | Eight |
| 173 | Megabytes |
| 174 | And |
| 175 | Constantly |
| 176 | Swapping |
| 177 | |
| 178 | Even a |
| 179 | Master of |
| 180 | Arts |
| 181 | Comes |
| 182 | Simpler |
| 183 | |
| 184 | Emacs |
| 185 | Manuals |
| 186 | Are |
| 187 | Cryptic and |
| 188 | Surreal |
| 189 | |
| 190 | Energetic |
| 191 | Merchants |
| 192 | Always |
| 193 | Cultivate |
| 194 | Sales |
| 195 | |
| 196 | Each |
| 197 | Manual's |
| 198 | Audience is |
| 199 | Completely |
| 200 | Stupefied |
| 201 | |
| 202 | Emacs |
| 203 | Means |
| 204 | A |
| 205 | Crappy |
| 206 | Screen |
| 207 | |
| 208 | Eventually |
| 209 | Munches |
| 210 | All |
| 211 | Computer |
| 212 | Storage |
| 213 | |
| 214 | Even |
| 215 | My |
| 216 | Aunt |
| 217 | Crashes the |
| 218 | System |
| 219 | |
| 220 | Eradication of |
| 221 | Memory |
| 222 | Accomplished with |
| 223 | Complete |
| 224 | Simplicity |
| 225 | |
| 226 | Elsewhere |
| 227 | Maybe |
| 228 | Alternative |
| 229 | Civilizations |
| 230 | Survive |
| 231 | |
| 232 | Egregious |
| 233 | Managers |
| 234 | Actively |
| 235 | Court |
| 236 | Stallman |
| 237 | |
| 238 | Esoteric |
| 239 | Malleability |
| 240 | Always |
| 241 | Considered |
| 242 | Silly |
| 243 | |
| 244 | Emacs |
| 245 | Manuals |
| 246 | Always |
| 247 | Cause |
| 248 | Senility |
| 249 | |
| 250 | Easily |
| 251 | Maintained with the |
| 252 | Assistance of |
| 253 | Chemical |
| 254 | Solutions |
| 255 | |
| 256 | EMACS |
| 257 | MACRO |
| 258 | ACTED |
| 259 | CREDO |
| 260 | SODOM |
| 261 | |
| 262 | Edwardian |
| 263 | Manifestation of |
| 264 | All |
| 265 | Colonial |
| 266 | Sins |
| 267 | |
| 268 | Generally |
| 269 | Not |
| 270 | Used |
| 271 | |
| 272 | Except by |
| 273 | Middle |
| 274 | Aged |
| 275 | Computer |
| 276 | Scientists |
| 277 | |
| 278 | Extended |
| 279 | Macros |
| 280 | Are |
| 281 | Considered |
| 282 | Superfluous |
| 283 | |
| 284 | Every |
| 285 | Mode |
| 286 | Accelerates |
| 287 | Creation of |
| 288 | Software |
| 289 | |
| 290 | Elsewhere |
| 291 | Maybe |
| 292 | All |
| 293 | Commands are |
| 294 | Simple |
| 295 | |
| 296 | Emacs |
| 297 | May |
| 298 | Allow |
| 299 | Customized |
| 300 | Screwups |
| 301 | |
| 302 | Excellent |
| 303 | Manuals |
| 304 | Are |
| 305 | Clearly |
| 306 | Suppressed |
| 307 | |
| 308 | Emetic |
| 309 | Macros |
| 310 | Assault |
| 311 | Core and |
| 312 | Segmentation |
| 313 | |
| 314 | Embarrassed |
| 315 | Manual-Writer |
| 316 | Accused of |
| 317 | Communist |
| 318 | Subversion |
| 319 | |
| 320 | Extensibility and |
| 321 | Modifiability |
| 322 | Aggravate |
| 323 | Confirmed |
| 324 | Simpletons |
| 325 | |
| 326 | Emacs |
| 327 | May |
| 328 | Annihilate |
| 329 | Command |
| 330 | Structures |
| 331 | |
| 332 | Easily |
| 333 | Mangles, |
| 334 | Aborts, |
| 335 | Crashes and |
| 336 | Stupefies |
| 337 | |
| 338 | Extraneous |
| 339 | Macros |
| 340 | And |
| 341 | Commands |
| 342 | Stink |
| 343 | |
| 344 | Exceptionally |
| 345 | Mediocre |
| 346 | Algorithm for |
| 347 | Computer |
| 348 | Scientists |
| 349 | |
| 350 | EMACS |
| 351 | Makes no |
| 352 | Allowances |
| 353 | Considering its |
| 354 | Stiff price |
| 355 | |
| 356 | Equine |
| 357 | Mammals |
| 358 | Are |
| 359 | Considerably |
| 360 | Smaller |
| 361 | |
| 362 | Embarrassingly |
| 363 | Mundane |
| 364 | Advertising |
| 365 | Cuts |
| 366 | Sales |
| 367 | |
| 368 | Every |
| 369 | Moron |
| 370 | Assumes |
| 371 | CCA is |
| 372 | Superior |
| 373 | |
| 374 | Exceptionally |
| 375 | Mediocre |
| 376 | Autocratic |
| 377 | Control |
| 378 | System |
| 379 | |
| 380 | EMACS |
| 381 | May |
| 382 | Alienate |
| 383 | Clients and |
| 384 | Supporters |
| 385 | |
| 386 | Excavating |
| 387 | Mayan |
| 388 | Architecture |
| 389 | Comes |
| 390 | Simpler |
| 391 | |
| 392 | Erasing |
| 393 | Minds |
| 394 | Allows |
| 395 | Complete |
| 396 | Submission |
| 397 | |
| 398 | Every |
| 399 | Male |
| 400 | Adolescent |
| 401 | Craves |
| 402 | Sex |
| 403 | |
| 404 | Elephantine |
| 405 | Memory |
| 406 | Absolutely |
| 407 | Considered |
| 408 | Sine que non |
| 409 | |
| 410 | Emacs |
| 411 | Makers |
| 412 | Are |
| 413 | Crazy |
| 414 | Sickos |
| 415 | |
| 416 | Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Mo- |
| 417 | Macros |
| 418 | Are |
| 419 | Completely |
| 420 | Slow |
| 421 | |
| 422 | Experience the |
| 423 | Mildest |
| 424 | Ad |
| 425 | Campaign ever |
| 426 | Seen |
| 427 | |
| 428 | Emacs |
| 429 | Makefiles |
| 430 | Annihilate |
| 431 | C- |
| 432 | Shells |
| 433 | |
| 434 | Eradication of |
| 435 | Memory |
| 436 | Accomplished with |
| 437 | Complete |
| 438 | Simplicity |
| 439 | |
| 440 | Emetic |
| 441 | Macros |
| 442 | Assault |
| 443 | Core and |
| 444 | Segmentation |
| 445 | |
| 446 | Epileptic |
| 447 | MLisp |
| 448 | Aggravates |
| 449 | Compiler |
| 450 | Seizures |
| 451 | |
| 452 | Eleven thousand |
| 453 | Monkeys |
| 454 | Asynchronously |
| 455 | Crank out these |
| 456 | Slogans |
| 457 | ------- |
| 458 | |
| 459 | |
| 460 | From: ihnss!warren@mit-eddie (Warren Montgomery) |
| 461 | Newsgroups: net.emacs |
| 462 | Subject: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean? |
| 463 | Date: Tue, 10-Sep-85 09:14:24 EDT |
| 464 | Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL |
| 465 | Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep |
| 466 | |
| 467 | Someone at a luncheon suggested it meant: |
| 468 | |
| 469 | Evenings, |
| 470 | Mornings, |
| 471 | And a |
| 472 | Couple of |
| 473 | Saturdays |
| 474 | |
| 475 | (In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my |
| 476 | implementation). |
| 477 | |
| 478 | -- |
| 479 | |
| 480 | Warren Montgomery |
| 481 | ihnss!warren |
| 482 | IH ((312)-979) x2494 |
| 483 | |
| 484 | Date: Wed, 18 Sep 85 10:11:04 edt |
| 485 | From: inmet!tower@inmet.inmet (Leonard H. Tower Jr.) <inmet!tower@cca-unix> |
| 486 | Subject: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean? |
| 487 | To: tower@MIT-PREP.ARPA |
| 488 | |
| 489 | Received: by inmet.uucp (4.12/inmet) id AA02199; Wed, 18 Sep 85 09:10:17 edt |
| 490 | Date: Wed, 18 Sep 85 09:10:17 edt |
| 491 | Message-Id: <8509181310.AA02199@inmet.uucp> |
| 492 | Uucp-Paths: {bellcore,ima,ihnp4}!inmet!tower |
| 493 | Arpa-Path: ima!inmet!tower@CCA-UNIX.ARPA |
| 494 | Organization: Intermetrics, Inc., Cambridge, MA, USA |
| 495 | Home: 36 Porter Street, Somerville, MA 02143, USA +1 (617) 623-7739 |
| 496 | /* Written 6:48 pm Sep 14, 1985 by gml@ssc-vax in inmet:net.emacs */ |
| 497 | /* ---------- "Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?" ---------- */ |
| 498 | Pleeeeeeeze!!! Nice try on the meaning of EMACS. I believe the |
| 499 | correct acronym is: |
| 500 | |
| 501 | Emacs |
| 502 | Makes |
| 503 | All |
| 504 | Computing |
| 505 | Simple |
| 506 | |
| 507 | Thank you, and Good Night |
| 508 | /* End of text from inmet:net.emacs */ |
| 509 | |
| 510 | From: ho95e!wcs@mit-eddie (Bill.Stewart.4K435.x0705) |
| 511 | Newsgroups: net.emacs |
| 512 | Subject: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean? |
| 513 | Date: Thu, 26-Sep-85 21:43:54 EDT |
| 514 | Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ |
| 515 | Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep |
| 516 | |
| 517 | > > very interesting, but what does GNU stand for ? |
| 518 | > GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs. |
| 519 | > More recursive acronyms, anyone? |
| 520 | Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has |
| 521 | character is THief Isn't Even Fine. |
| 522 | -- |
| 523 | ## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs |
| 524 | |
| 525 | Path: mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2 |
| 526 | From: edison!ta2@mit-eddie (tom allebrandi) |
| 527 | Newsgroups: net.emacs |
| 528 | Subject: Re: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean? |
| 529 | Date: Sun, 29-Sep-85 18:11:55 EDT |
| 530 | Organization: General Electric's Mountain Resort |
| 531 | Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep |
| 532 | |
| 533 | > GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs. |
| 534 | > |
| 535 | > More recursive acronyms, anyone? |
| 536 | > |
| 537 | |
| 538 | For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs..... |
| 539 | |
| 540 | -- |
| 541 | ............... |
| 542 | tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va |
| 543 | {decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2 |
| 544 | box 8106, charlottesville, va, 22906 |
| 545 | (804) 978-5566 |
| 546 | ............... |
| 547 | |
| 548 | Date: Wed, 16 Oct 85 01:38:12 edt |
| 549 | From: inmet!tower (Leonard H. Tower Jr.) <inmet!tower@cca-unix> |
| 550 | Subject: more names |
| 551 | To: tower@MIT-PREP.ARPA |
| 552 | |
| 553 | Received: by inmet.uucp (4.12/inmet) id AA12997; Tue, 15 Oct 85 22:31:39 edt |
| 554 | Date: Tue, 15 Oct 85 22:31:39 edt |
| 555 | Message-Id: <8510160231.AA12997@inmet.uucp> |
| 556 | Uucp-Paths: {bellcore,ima,ihnp4}!inmet!tower |
| 557 | Arpa-Path: ima!inmet!tower@CCA-UNIX.ARPA |
| 558 | Organization: Intermetrics, Inc., Cambridge, MA, USA |
| 559 | Home: 36 Porter Street, Somerville, MA 02143, USA +1 (617) 623-7739 |
| 560 | /* Written 12:20 pm Oct 14, 1985 by rs@mirror.UUCP in inmet:net.emacs */ |
| 561 | |
| 562 | |
| 563 | SINE: Sine Is Not Emacs |
| 564 | (MIT Architecture Machine Group) |
| 565 | |
| 566 | EINE: Eine is Not Emacs |
| 567 | (MIT Lisp Machine) |
| 568 | |
| 569 | ZWEI: Zwei Was Eine Initially |
| 570 | ("rev2" of EINE) |
| 571 | |
| 572 | -- |
| 573 | Rich $alz {mit-eddie, ihnp4!inmet, wjh12, cca, datacube} !mirror!rs |
| 574 | Mirror Systems 2067 Massachusetts Ave. |
| 575 | 617-661-0777 Cambridge, MA, 02140 |
| 576 | /* End of text from inmet:net.emacs */ |
| 577 | |
| 578 | Path: mit-eddie!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!gatech!ulysses!pajb |
| 579 | From: ulysses!pajb@mit-eddie (Paul Bennett) |
| 580 | Newsgroups: net.emacs |
| 581 | Subject: Here we go again ... |
| 582 | Date: Sat, 19-Oct-85 17:26:49 EDT |
| 583 | Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill |
| 584 | Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep |
| 585 | |
| 586 | |
| 587 | > EINE: Eine is Not Emacs |
| 588 | > (MIT Lisp Machine) |
| 589 | > |
| 590 | > ZWEI: Zwei Was Eine Initially |
| 591 | > ("rev2" of EINE) |
| 592 | |
| 593 | DREI: DREI - Really Emacs Inside |
| 594 | (Exists only in my head) |
| 595 | |
| 596 | From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman) |
| 597 | Sender: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu |
| 598 | To: jimb@gnu.ai.mit.edu, rms@gnu.ai.mit.edu |
| 599 | Subject: etc/emacs.names |
| 600 | Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 00:54:57 edt |
| 601 | |
| 602 | The following should be added: |
| 603 | |
| 604 | |
| 605 | Emacs |
| 606 | Makes |
| 607 | A |
| 608 | Computer |
| 609 | Slow |
| 610 | |
| 611 | From: S_TITZ@iravcl.ira.uka.de (Olaf Titz) |
| 612 | Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs |
| 613 | Subject: Re: what emacs stands for |
| 614 | Date: 12 Oct 92 19:29:32 GMT |
| 615 | |
| 616 | Emacs Masquerades As Comfortable Shell |
| 617 | Ever Made A Control-key Setup? |
| 618 | Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story |
| 619 | Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed |
| 620 | (by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key) |
| 621 | Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen |
| 622 | (deutsch) (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful) |
| 623 | Each Mail A Continued Surprise |
| 624 | Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes |
| 625 | (keystrokes, of course :-) |
| 626 | Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking |
| 627 | Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully |
| 628 | |
| 629 | now enough bashing for today :-) |
| 630 | |
| 631 | |
| 632 | From: elvis@gnu.ai.mit.edu |
| 633 | To: emacs-19-bugs@gnu.ai.mit.edu |
| 634 | Subject: missing from etc/emacs.names |
| 635 | Date: Thu, 20 May 93 02:21:27 edt |
| 636 | |
| 637 | |
| 638 | Elvis |
| 639 | Masterminds |
| 640 | All |
| 641 | Computer |
| 642 | Software |
| 643 | |
| 644 | Just so you boys know the score. |
| 645 | |
| 646 | Thank you very Much, |
| 647 | The King |