More misguided Political Ranting from the Author
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1 #title Behold the Mighty Kilt
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3 * Lust
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5 Once upon a time I went to see [[http://eluveitie.ch/][Eluveitie]] on a little tour called
6 [[http://www.paganfest.net/info.php?lang=usa][Paganfest]]. The bassist and piper of Eluveitie were wearing kilts and
7 they looked mighty fine and metal; thus began my lust for a kilt of my
8 very own.
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10 * Goodbye Money
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12 A few months later I decided to purchase a [[http://www.utilikilts.com/index.php?page_id=30][Workman's]] [[http://utilikilts.com][Utilikilt]] as it
13 appeared to be the most practical kilt for every day wearing. After
14 much fretting about sizing and ordering such an expensive piece of
15 nonreturnable clothing I finally ordered one in August 2008 and had it
16 in my hands the first week of September. Luckily, it fit.
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18 [[img/photos/kilt/package.jpg][One day an unassuming package arrived in the mail]]
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21 [[img/photos/kilt/unpacked-folded.jpg][Such a lovely unbifurcated garment]]
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23 The kilt is made of very heavy canvas (it weighs about four pounds)
24 and was of quite good construction. I'd say it was worth the pretty
25 penny I spent for it.
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27 [[img/photos/kilt/unpacked-spread.jpg][Why it appears to be a skirt of some sort]]
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29 After unpacking and gazing upon the glory of the kilt I donned it upon
30 my waist and decided that I should never wear pants again. Everything
31 they say is true: the pockets really can fit a six pack of beer, it is
32 quite comfortable, it doesn't look dumb (ok, perhaps that is
33 subjective), and it *is* handy to have my tools on my kilt when working
34 on my [[My Bicycle][bicycle]].
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36 * STEEL
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38 [[img/photos/kilt/eluveitie.jpg][I am quite the dashing young lad]]
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40 I first wore the kilt in public about an hour after getting it, and I
41 must say that I find it amusing that people would fret about wearing a
42 kilt outside of their house. I now have a new problem: I want more
43 kilts so that I no longer have to wear pants.