I brewed like ... five batches of beer in the last six months
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1 #title Sometimes I Get Bored
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3 * Bread
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5 ** Slavery
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7 Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and enslave wild yeast
8 in a jar. It is actually [[http://www.io.com/~sjohn/sour.htm][pretty damn easy]]. I used the method mentioned
9 in the former link, but added a bit of *science* (or--I've kept a beer
10 yeast starter before). I used my giant bottle of Iodophor to sanitize
11 the jar in which the yeast were to live (just to kill any natives; I
12 rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
13 utensils), made sure the water used for feeding was at about 90°F, and
14 fed the starter a tablespoon of dry malt extract (maltose being to
15 yeast what fast food is to a fat American) and a quarter teaspoon of
16 lemon juice (just to slightly acidify the initial mix and make the
17 yeasties new home a bit more hospitable to only them at first) for the
18 first two days. This resulted in a bubbly and happy starter on the
19 third day, made interesting bread on the fourth, and was successfully
20 cloned for someone else on the fifth!
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22 Just remember to measure the volume of the original mixture and write
23 that down so you can easily substitute it into recipes (mine worked
24 out to ⅔ cup of starter from ½ cup of flour and water, but flour
25 varies in absorbency rabble blah moo etc.).
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27 ** Pita
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29 - [[Pita]] (the base for all of the others)
30 - [[Olive Pita]]
31 - [[Sun Dried Tomato Pita]]
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33 ** Normal Bread
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35 - [[Sourdough Rye]]
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37 * Rice and Whatnot
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39 - [[http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/pilaf_chelou.html][Chelou]] (I usually add barberries)
40 - [[http://www.turkishcookbook.com/2005/08/bulgur-pilaf.php][Bulgar Pilaf]]
41
42 * Roasted Animal Flesh
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44 - Basic [[Beef and Lamb Kebabs]]
45 - [[Koftah-Adana Hybrid Kebabs]]
46
47 * Things Into Which Other Things Are Dipped
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49 - [[Maast-o Khiar]]
50 - [[Hummus]]
51 - [[Guacamole]]
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53 * Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things
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55 - [[Habanero Hot Sauce]]
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57 * Light Fare
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59 - [[http://www.superluminal.com/cookbook/small_dolmas.html][Dolmas]]