Lindsay (Carlton): nighttime baker! sounds a little iffy
+
Lindsay (Carlton): should i eat more post its
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diff --git a/Basic Sauteed Tofu.html b/Basic Sauteed Tofu.html
index 4f5c8df..7f67c00 100644
--- a/Basic Sauteed Tofu.html
+++ b/Basic Sauteed Tofu.html
@@ -172,11 +172,11 @@ absorb more of the marinade so there was less sauce.
-
Baron Hausmann: I hate like...
-Baron Hausmann: suburban punks
-Baron Hausmann: because they try to add things that should never be a part of punk
-Baron Hausmann: like caring
-Baron Hausmann: and cleanliness
+
<ascii_phil> There once was a man named Bertold
+<ascii_phil> Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
+<ascii_phil> As he reached for his cup...
+<ascii_phil> "NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
+<ascii_phil> Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
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diff --git a/Beef and Lamb Kebabs.html b/Beef and Lamb Kebabs.html
index 43e091e..7f88b63 100644
--- a/Beef and Lamb Kebabs.html
+++ b/Beef and Lamb Kebabs.html
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
-
@@ -59,33 +59,29 @@ bell pepper? Probably.
Baron Hausmann: I hate like...
-Baron Hausmann: suburban punks
-Baron Hausmann: because they try to add things that should never be a part of punk
-Baron Hausmann: like caring
-Baron Hausmann: and cleanliness
+
Mike: I WAS NOT MICROWAVED.
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January 21, 2013
diff --git a/Bicycle 2012.html b/Bicycle 2012.html
index 7a89123..f750ca5 100644
--- a/Bicycle 2012.html
+++ b/Bicycle 2012.html
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
-
@@ -141,30 +141,35 @@ against the crown. D'oh.
"Karen loved animals. Unfortunately the cheetahs betrayed her trust,"
-Libot said.
+
'Asked whether it is a good thing that the course of our
+civilization being largely directed by gigantic immortal,
+belligerent, unsleeping multiheaded tax-avoiding parakeets whose
+unnatural lusts can never be sated, Dr. Larkey declined to
+comment, noting that "corporations have the rights of personhood
+in this country" and that "it is not my place to criticize the
+law".'
To Wise Man's Son and Wednesday's Child all is white that is not black
- They dance in symbiotic deadlock; one step forward two steps back
- Playing karmic snakes and ladders (All your sins will find you out)
- When all your gains are lost in vain on cosmic wings and roundabouts
+
Leebert: You don't listen to music.
+Leebert: You listen to the audio equivalent of /dev/urandom
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diff --git a/Black Bean Burgers.html b/Black Bean Burgers.html
index cc11beb..7849d60 100644
--- a/Black Bean Burgers.html
+++ b/Black Bean Burgers.html
@@ -222,9 +222,11 @@ bit of tahina as well.
-
<Morty_md> My mind boggled.
-* tim_m shakes morty's mind, hoping for a different combination of letters
-<Morty_md> Sometimes my mind yahtzees instead.
+
<emag> http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38722/
+<Leebert> emag: I don't see any other source claiming she's dead,
+ just collapsed.
+<tim_m> what's wrong with et online?
+<ascii_phil> It keeps trying to use Skype to phone home.
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diff --git a/Book List.html b/Book List.html
index 3941c03..6ffacdb 100644
--- a/Book List.html
+++ b/Book List.html
@@ -1456,8 +1456,10 @@ The Island of Dr Moreau
-
Jessie: but today i was a nerd
-Jessie: i even read slashdot.
+
And did those feet in ancient times
+Walk bare upon these lonely streets like mine?
+Does God watch us from that penthouse high above
+His children down below who live on air and love?
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diff --git a/Books.html b/Books.html
index 2b867cb..8b5fb07 100644
--- a/Books.html
+++ b/Books.html
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
-
@@ -26,32 +26,30 @@ Book Reviews of a Sort
The body bags and little rags of children torn in two,
-And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you
-As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
-To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.
+
Jessie: but today i was a nerd
+Jessie: i even read slashdot.
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January 21, 2013
diff --git a/Cary to Greensboro Bicycle Route.html b/Cary to Greensboro Bicycle Route.html
index 47409a6..e6ff4bb 100644
--- a/Cary to Greensboro Bicycle Route.html
+++ b/Cary to Greensboro Bicycle Route.html
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
-
@@ -126,29 +126,30 @@ bright.
I'm just thinking aloud; isn't thinking allowed?
+
(1) _Of course_ we made sure it was actually too slow before making
+the ugly optimization.
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January 21, 2013
diff --git a/Code.html b/Code.html
index 87f81fc..8880ada 100644
--- a/Code.html
+++ b/Code.html
@@ -237,7 +237,11 @@ hacky as Hell, but the XHTML genera
-
No, there's nothing here about X, so be quiet.
+
Baron Hausmann: I hate like...
+Baron Hausmann: suburban punks
+Baron Hausmann: because they try to add things that should never be a part of punk
+Baron Hausmann: like caring
+Baron Hausmann: and cleanliness
Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and enslave wild yeast
+
Rather than buy yeast I decided to be hardcore and capture wild yeast
in a jar. It is actually pretty damn easy. I used the method mentioned
in the former link, but added a bit of science (or—I've kept a beer
yeast starter before). I used my giant bottle of Iodophor to sanitize
-the jar in which the yeast were to live (just to kill any natives; I
-rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
+the jar in which the yeast were to live (starting with a clean slate;
+I rinsed the jar afterward with tap water and didn't sanitize any
utensils), made sure the water used for feeding was at about 90°F, and
fed the starter a tablespoon of dry malt extract (maltose being to
-yeast what fast food is to a fat American) and a quarter teaspoon of
+yeast what fast food is to an American) and a quarter teaspoon of
lemon juice (just to slightly acidify the initial mix and make the
yeasties new home a bit more hospitable to only them at first) for the
first two days. This resulted in a bubbly and happy starter on the
@@ -146,6 +149,14 @@ Things Which Are Placed Upon Other Things
<Sonarman> WHAT??!??! you don't want to attend my roundtable on
- neomarxist deconstruction schemes for modern
- capitalism? YOU'RE PROPPING UP THE SYSTEM, PIG.
-<Sonarman> brb latte
+
Baron Hausmann: I hate like...
+Baron Hausmann: suburban punks
+Baron Hausmann: because they try to add things that should never be a part of punk
+Baron Hausmann: like caring
+Baron Hausmann: and cleanliness