#title Absolute Truths Which Cannot Be Denied - Everyone is depressed. It is a normal state of being. Take your pills. - Most children have ADHD. Give them their pills; if you don't they will never learn anything. - You must have a career - Not being employed will make you poor - The point of the University is to attain job skills - Not owning a car will make you a social pariah - Music is background noise and nothing more - Songs which discuss topics other than love, lust, and loneliness are not good - Heavy metal contains the message of Satan and will corrupt your children - Clinton Ebadi is not a member of the Illuminati - The NYTimes best seller list consists of the best books written today - Literature produced today is better than any ever written before - Therefore literature written before 1900 is a waste of time - Logic is for cold and unfeeling people - Good arguments are based on emotion - The axioms of logic cannot be proven, and we must therefore abandon logic as an anachronism of times long past - The individual should serve the state - Average people are incapable of teaching themselves much - Ethanol will enable us to continue consuming energy as we do now - Obama represents actual change to the system - Reform is change - Forced purchase of goods from private entities is socialism - Rhetoric is never used for evil